Official Swansea v City match thread 1

>Swansea
Nordfeldt, Rangel, Fernandez, Amat, Kingsley, Britton (capt), Cork, Fer, Routledge, Montero, Ayew

Vickers, Naughton, Fulton, Gorre, Barrow, Emnes. Gomis.

>City
Hart (C), Sagna, Otamendi, Mangala, Clichy, Fernando, Fernandinho, Navas, De Bruyne, Iheanacho, Aguero

Caballero, Sterling, Kolarov, Demichelis, Nasri, Toure, Bony

...

1, 3, 7, 9 - Swansea
2, 4, 6, 8 - Shitty
0 - draw

i'll take it b-baka

>Poop: Heh heh, my plan to screw another manager has...wait, why am I playing Europa League?

NOT SO FAST POOP

Today is the day we make Sup Forums cry because their beloved manure will play thursday night football next season

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what cl group you think chelsea will be in next season??

big big day, let's see the team show their heart for once

i fucking miss Merlin

*RING* *RING* *RING* *RING* *RING*
BANANA PHONE
DING DONG DING DONG DING
DONANA PHOOOOOONE

IVE GOT THIS FEELING
SO APPEALING

FOR US TO GET TOGETHER AND SING, SING!

COME ON CITY

based dutchbro, aguero hattrick today inshallah

inshallah!

KEKED BY THE REF

4th confirmed

United called off

Nacho sending United out of the CL and Old Toilet getting blown up in the same day

What a time

Good job ref senpai

what a day lads

I gotta say it was a good day

era penal desu

>spurs losing
lel they're actually going to finish behind arsenal

Anyone here have a working Acestream?

>Navas

REFBALL

ayy that free kick

let's do a surprise pass so our attackers don't know it's coming

what the fuck hart

JUST

>1 (one) (deflected) shot on target
>goes in

Why does Allah hate City?

Phone call

>thinking City does anything the easy way

>Nacho

As it stands United will need to win 19-0 against Bournemouth.

it's time for some bribing

So you are a mudslime?

i could actually see this happening, they're not called scum for nothing

This match has been the summing up of Pelligrini at City.

Be on top for large portions of the game, have posession, look confident and have plenty of movements. Lots of shots, a few on target, but only one goal.

Then we do a couple of bits of shit defending and we concede an avoidable equaliser.

Don't get me wrong, I like Pelligrini, and I'm not the sort to be chanting for the manager out or anything. But just cos he's a nice guy doesn't mean he shouldn't be criticised
>we've had games where he has made 0 (ZERO) subs
>we've had games where he plays Yaya Toure as one of a midfield two
>we've had games where he hasn't realised the actual rules of the competition, and so doesn't tell the team what they do actually need to do

I'm looking forward to Pep, even though I know it'll be constant shitstorm of memes and keks whenever he does anything remotely bad. As long as he builds the team around Fernandinho/De Bruyne/Aguero spine. If he uses his witchcraft to cure Kompany then I will love him forever

can't wait for pellegrini to go

these guys are so nervous

Too much 'just waiting' for something to happen. That's why we're 4th, because we don't attack with purpose

>Nasri
will get another final day goal

Man imagine if city lost and they had to wait for the rearranged United game to see if they'd be in the champions league or not

>Stevienacho

and some people were criticizing us for getting rid of manuel

if i have to watch this pellegrini type football for one more match i swear to god

That would be fucking grim. Also Rooney would score and do some kind of Jesus celebration and the media would cream indefinitely

City fans treated him like shit in the last months despite the success

But I thought he was winning it this year?

City already won the league in september mate dont you remember?

wasn't me senpai

No one believes you retard.

GET FUCKED MUNICH CUNTS

What a typical Pellegrini match

What if United win 19-0?

what if spurs finished above arsenal

hes gone forever thank god

wew >we did it

Wasn't he going to win the treble this season?

welcome Pep

we finished above the rags, so the season wasn't a total loss

can't wait for pep to get rid of half these fuckers

>mashall scores a triple hatrick
>fellaini gets 4, 3 with his head, 1 with his elbow
>de gay gets two volleys from corners just before half time
>darmian gives away a penalty, charlie daniels slots home
>some shit defending later
>untied win 20-1
>van laal gets 4th place

>united banned from euro competition due to concerns about security at old trafford

k e k