>Americans
Americans
Christian Carter
Kayden Wood
you can tell the golden lel face wasn't modeled after brits because the teeth aren't yellow enough
Carson Richardson
...
Ryan Walker
HEY AMERICANS GUESS WHAT?!!!!!!!
HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!
YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evan Nguyen
>be Brit
>start using yank slangs and lose your British accent
Asher Hernandez
>be Albanian
>get KIDNEY'd
Carter Ross
>american
>too fat can't reproduce
>low birth rate
Matthew Reyes
heh
Ethan Cox
...
Jordan Flores
>be american
>american
>be
>american be
>fat
Nathan Sanchez
>be Brit
>get Paki'd
Jaxson Lopez
>be albanian
>get invaded by turko-mongol hordes
>adapt turkish words in language
David Cook
>be Albanian
>elect a commie
>spend half your GDP on bunkers
Nicholas Williams
>be Dutch
>suck dick for money to buy weed
>be Brit politician
>have worse teeth than Balkan citizens
Charles Ward
>american names
Levi Parker
>american novels
Andrew Cooper
>be albanian
>muh illyrian heritage
Angel Reed
>be Dutch
>uhhhhhhhh idk
Grayson Watson
>american schoolbuses
Dominic Roberts
> american education
Oliver Morris
>be albanen
>alben
Ryder Brown
Wtf kek
Brandon Bell
is this the famous italian banter I've heard so much about?
Joseph Stewart
HAHAHAHAHA
HOW WILL AMERICANS EVER RECOVER?
Leo King
>a stunning successor to Philip K. Dick's The Man in the High Castle
David Robinson
>be american
>get a shot
>get drunk
>start a drunken fight
>get shot
Thomas Adams
>claims he doesn't care
>spends time in mspaint to make that autistic image
wew lad.