Hey Americans

Why do Navy SEALs exist when you already have the Marines?

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SEALs are a special force while Marines are regular troops. Their usage and tactics are a bit different from the Army though.

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Marines have infamously low intelligence as measured by the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery

why are they even called "marines"

are they always deployed by sea?

For real?

That's what we say about our amphibious corps. Only a real hardened idiot would jump into icy waters in winter and freeze his balls off to protect our border against Denmark.

Our navy is called the Marine.

But in the USA the marines are mostly meant to establish a beachhead. So the army can land safely.

I live in San Diego
The military is filled with subhuman Rednecks and ghetto criminals
The MArines are the worst
I cheer when they are killed.

Superman's brother is a Royal Marine Commando.

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Marines are retarded rednecks
SEALS are just rednecks.

Here marines are the most respected part of our military.

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You get these kind of adverts on TV too?

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Spetsnaz memes are real?

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Just some guys from the swedish SOG (Special Operations Task Group) tactically chilling.

Air Force elite operator platoon UNIT _ !##& reporting in for duty !

I will call in that airstrike on the target location even if it kills me and my entire squad.

Why can't they just do that with a satellite?

Jungle Warfare Units :3

Some areas don't get coverage

I bet in future wars between real nations satellites will get shot down on day 1 as well.

You are thinking satellites are covering Earth's area.

I am in my own virtual realm where all of Earth's satellites are pointed outwards towards the rest of space, encompassing as much of the universe as it can.

But, we will still have unexplored areas where we do not receive coverage.

This unit is ready for first to fight

That is racist. Why not capture some dumb Poles instead.
Thank God I am a life long IRA donor.

Our defence commercials always focus on helping or saving people. In this case less so, but still a bit.

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This one was pretty popular.

Can't say you are a lifelong donor. Your life hasn't ended yet.

We have a lot of
[_] suitable
[_] unsuitable
commercials, which are great

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>not special forces
>but expected to do more
>trained harder than regular troops
>but given shittier equipment
You have to be a crazy fucker to be willing to sign up for that, and if you say that to one they'll take it as a compliment.

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Hah, these are pretty good.

>tfw Clan Master orders the newbie to dress up as a Pikachu and infiltrate the enemy base

His name is Bubba. He burned for your freedom.

Marines arnt crazy, they are just braindead

>>but given shittier equipment
They still use 1911 don't they?

I wouldn't be happy if i married darth vader either.

Why do Swedes need a military
Will you fight the Finns over tanning cream and hairspray

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>I live in San Diego
>The military is filled with subhuman Rednecks and ghetto criminals
>The MArines are the worst
>I cheer when they are killed.
Whoa...edgy.....

The regular army has your normal regular adverts

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Ok. I am going to start being serious now and answer OP's question for realz.

Imagine a normally distributed bell curve, okay?

The center (or optimum) of that curve is the mean value for the population. Let's just call this Ω. They are the regular Navy.

One standard deviation away from the mean means 34% extending outwards in both directions from Ω. So you have Ω-1 and Ω+1.

Since we are only looking at the right-hand side of the spectrum, Ω+1 is the Marines.

Ω+2 is 5% of the population, which makes you statistically significant if you are a member of this population. These are the Navy Seals.

Ω+3 is not talked about much since there are so few in this category. This is Mariana's Trench Deep Web CIA tier special operatives.

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Marines are shock troopers. First to fight, first to die. More heavily trained than the army/navy/air force etc.

Stupid fucking question. They're essentially a micro-step below international assassins. Where James Bond would go to like, the Taj Mahal and snap a rich guy's neck, the SEALs are sent to like, some remove jungle to track and blow up a guerilla fighter compound.

WAHEY MAN.

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Fuck army.

t. conscript

>Denmark
Well they are a notorious threat

I will take a brigade of Favelitos over fancy Western military bullshit.

Did you enjoy the daily chechen dicking in the shower?

Here is the burned taco Mexican version.

>russian army
>shower

How about going to bathhouse once a week, eh?

I don't want to know this feel, that's why I'm evading dis shit.

Well seals are special forces and since they're a bit "special", they lack fear so they get sent in first for """special""" missions.

It's not that they lack fear, it's just that they have the courage to overcome their cowardice.

Im sure if youre not too far in the east they have a shower.

Is joining the Russian army that bad?

You have nodding to fear but fear idself.

t. US comandro

Such brave goyi... I mean men, being so courageous and securing oil for thier masters

The US Army has the worst losers in the US. When you are too stupid to be a Marine you go to the army.

I don't want to check this out.

Yup, if we talking not about some good-keep places or elite things.

You could be sent to Syria [spoiler]õr Ukraine[/spoiler]

I watched a documentary about joining Spetsnaz, the forced march seems to be hell.

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>when the autism hits you

>jan pietrzak
she got PLUMBED