Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Ahh. I didn't know that idiom. ww

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(=^-ω-^=)

What in the world would motivate a nice elderly couple to do that?

Isn't Japan supposed to be the country of honor?

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>no backrest on the toilet

Such savagery.

ここでも農家が特別な精神がある。
昔から土地を持っているので、家族が数世代にその所で住んでいなければ外人のように扱う、農家にとって内と外の考えが重要だ。

うんこ出来るっていいだな

鬼畜米英

ドイツはVWを一体どうするつもりなんだろう?
賠償や制裁金等で8兆円必要でドイツ銀行から3兆円借りて残り5兆円は目処が立っていない
2020年までにEV作らないと欧州内で排ガス規制に対応出来なくなるが
それの研究開発費すら捻出ができない
3万人もリストラするみたいだし報じられてないだけで思ったより排ガス不正問題は大ごとになりそう

>Isn't Japan supposed to be the country of honor?

That's also a country where 99,9% of people accused of crime are convicted (no offense japan). Take it as you want.

You watch too much anime.

lid is the backrest stupid viking

So in worst case scenario I'm deported and get a 10 year travel ban.

I'll just land in Copenhagen Airport and buy a ticket to Australia, then.

何?

I barely even watch anime. But I did practice karate for years, and the whole Budo philosophy thing gave me that impression.

>country of honor?

Oh you poor poor soul

You're one to talk, m8.

kek, japs backstab and betray eachother all the time without batting an eyelid, """"""""honor""""""" doesn't exist in their society. They're taught from childbirth to lie, cheat and steal.

You've watched too much anime, weeb.

鬼畜米英

お前らは日本語どこで覚えたの?

>has entire Sup Forums general threads started with a picture of his ugly mug solely because of his ceaseless faggotry
>thinks his opinion is of any value

Just stop talking m8.

エロゲー

エロゲー

なるほど

FUCKING Sup Forums SUCKS
FUCK YOU MOOT FUCK YOU HIROYUKI

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Your level of delusion is unreal, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

The japs themselves have warned you, but you don't listen, you don't heed their warning, because you only hear what you want to hear.

Japan is literally paradise in your weeb mind, and it's gonna be a shock when you realise that your farmer, and japs in general dont care about you or give 2 shits about you or what you think.

分かってないだろw

I couldn't find two threads were made.

あたしはアニメを観るにゃ!

冗談浮き、毎日に教科書を十ページーぐらい読むだ。

英国人の一番文明化方法はどうと思っているか

You have zero idea what my expectations are apart from your own deranged headcanon. Again, stop talking.

>冗談抜き

Have you been to Japan?

飯が不味い国には行きたくないかな
食文化って大事じゃん

weeb please, you've been bumbling on about your plan for a good month now, I've seen your kind 1000 times before.

But what's the point of even trying to warn you, you know better already, right?

素晴らしい努力だ

No, but I have several normie friends IRL who have. They all tell me it's a blast.

Just because you got rejected and laughed at when you went to Japan doesn't mean I will. I actually look like a person and not an ayy lmao.

セックスってセックスすればするほどセックスしたくなるな

中国系のテロ組織に拉致られて人質にされる夢で起きた
怖かった

It's a damn curse

日常のことが詰まらないから、面白くて別の興味があるか、多分自閉症なんだもん :D

そうか。面白い。
お前を犯したか?

>Just because you got rejected and laughed at when you went to Japan doesn't mean I will.

I've only ever travelled in japan m8, I only hate the people, not the country. You don't even speak the language and you're going to the bumfuck middle of nowhere.

The japs have warned you, I have warned you, the internet itself is littered with people having bad experience with jap farms.

I honestly don't know what else to tell you, you've deluded yourself in to thinking your some special snowflake who the japs are gonna love.

I've been kind, but I'm done trying to convince you, just screencap this post so you can look back at it in a few months and laugh at yourself.

What's the best food of the Kyushu region?

What is Gamer Gate incident?

いいや
「死ぬなら自分の手で死にたい」って言ったらストックを外したイングラムMAC11くれた

t. autistic sperg

Again, I'm a normal person. I'll do fine.

Do you prefer Asuka or Rei?

>Thailand user deleted all his posts in the last thread

Misato

I think that is Hakata Ramen.

What makes you so sure?
There are a multitude of people who thought the same before going to Japan only to discover that any preconceived idea they had wasn't based on reality but how they hoped it to be.

>1. I have zero hopes apart from getting food and lodging in exchange for work
>2. The only people who've said Japan sucks that I've ever met, both online and IRL, have been autistic weeaboos. Everyone else have said it was amazing and that Japanese people are really friendly. Therefore I must conclude that the problem is that the Japanese are sick and tired of autistic weeaboos.

Good taste, France-kun.

Great.
Sometimes I fap to Shinji/Misato doujinshi by Saigado.

Asuka = correct answer. The rest = disgusting.

Asuka = A suka

Sarah's home cooking.

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アスカ = うるさい

that's some good asuka cosplay
also, rei > asuka

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>have a Japanese family check in to my hotel
>father and two daughters
>crank my charisma up to 11
>give them perfect service
>the girls are smiling and giggling
>father is sending me death glares

As much as I enjoy doing this, I'll have to stop it once I get to Japan. I don't want to get stabbed.

FUCK YOU ALL BAKA GAIJINS.
ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW THAT RITSUKO IS THE BEST.

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>despair but also despair

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スパゲッティを料理したいけど、材料が足りないので、コンビニに買い物にいかなければならない。

いってきます。

Dog meat

In Sendai, an middle-aged man is buying a 6-pack and some chicken breast.

WWOOFって団体のホームページ見てみたけど、これ普通に違法じゃないか?
外国人に宿と飯だけ提供して、普通の農業労働させるんだろ。
人を遠地で雇用して(雇用じゃないと言い張るんだろうけど)就労目的に移住させるなら、住む場所とインフラは企業が負担するのが義務だ。
つまり、実質飯代だけで外国人を労働させることになるけど、それって障害者を搾取して問題になった悪徳段ボール屋と全く同じだろ。

ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/水戸事件

I'm sitting in the rain

I envy you.

What in the fuck.

>tfw -35C today

17° here. slightly breezy but not cold.

The Wikipedia link is about a company which was profiting from exploiting disabled workers. The employment status was exactly the same as WWOOF.

I wouldn't go so far as to say WWOOF is fraudulent, but from what I've seen, they illegally force foreigners to work in farmland. The cultures of Kyushu is known for practice of sweatshop labor, especially for farmers.

Those glasses look awful on the guy. What glasses would fit him?

Did you copy and paste this from somewhere or is your English really this good?

Thank you for the information.

In the event that they're assholes, where do you suggest I go in Japan?

Mayufreezer

these will suit him

Whatever you say, Elephantman.

>Elephantman.
well that came from nowhere
what's your reasoning for this?

ヒューーーン

(忍者が走り過ぎた音)

What's Japans history with cannabis? I've heard it grows wild in Hokkaido.

I've also noticed a lot of locations in Kyushu have 麻 in their name.

ーーーーーッ
(本物の忍者が走り過ぎた音)

音を立てるようじゃまだまだ三流よ

It was not copy-pasting, my English is not good enough though. I often write what I think or feel here without correcting the sentences, but I did proofread and correct sentences before posting this . I've learnt some English phrases on "Practical Business English" NHK radio program.

Just travel Japan on the cheap. Normally, Japanese people are kind to foreign tourists regardless of in countryside or city.

it's probably only used for fibers

don't think you'll really get high from it

まだ、初心者です
よろしくお願いします

OK
I asked because there were no mistakes, and, I was surprised to see perfect English from a Japanese on Sup Forums.

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Yeah
If only that image was a true reflection of real life

When is the next election and how well do you think Front National will do?

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