Be me

> Be me
> Be Icelandic
> Wake up
> Have fish oil with breakfast
> Walk to school
> Cold as fuck
> Looks like nighttime
> Get to school
> FF to lunch
> Eat fish for lunch
> FF to end of day
> Go home
> Do homework
> Eat fish balls for dinner
> Have skyr for dessert
> Go to sleep
> Dream about fish
> Repeat

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Excuse me where is the posting of animes?

Is Iceland even a real country?
Sounds fishy to me

Do you eat arctic char?

Don't think so

STOP THINKING AND ANSWER THE FUCKIN QUESTION!

What's your favourite fish recipe? Do you have any other seafood such as crabs, mussels, lobsters etc. ?

Buy other food? Or too expensive?

>Other food

What do you mean?

German wurst
Swiss cheese
Italian mozarella
French wine

Loads of variety

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

>German wurst
>Swiss cheese
>Italian mozarella
>French wine

Hahah, nice try, those aren't real species of fish

>Be Icelandic female
>See one of the ever increasing amount of negroes on our island
>This is perfect chance to virtue signal and show the other girls how progressive I am
>Fuck negro
>AIDS

icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2015/07/23/man_arrested_for_hiv_infections/

HOW CAN HE NOT KNOW?

THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING FISH

what's fish?

HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

Our source of food

VERY MUCH

Underrated

So you eat fish everyday every time every lunch?

What do you guys do about mercury poisoning?
Or did you all evolved so you are now immune to it?

Please, I ask for a school project.

We hang the shark by a rope for a good while. Basically until it's rotten. Then it is ready to eat.

yes

I have never heard about the levels of mercury in fish being dangerous

>no powerlifting

never gonna make it, senpæur

and fish is based

Your life is pretty comfy, tbRh

Guess how many crewmembers this ship has

15

w r o n g

3 if you don't count the captain

is this a fish travler?

wrong again

if it's within 1 or 2 of the right answer it's close enough

Yes

How long is the average shift?

Have you seen any elves lately?

12 hours

>> Have skyr for dessert
Pls send some to me

All we have is pic related, it doesn't do Skyr justice.

>fish travler
*trawler
wtf machines are taking over

>doesn't do Skyr justice.
True

It's 8
1 chef
1 captain
2 deck hands
2 engineers
2 mates

What's the best commercially available Skyr in Iceland? I imagine the homemade stuff is top tier but your average visitor can't get that really.

I tried most flavors of pic related, it was pretty good. My favorite were plain vanilla and wildberries. I also tried the 'Kea' (?) brand and it wasn't quite as good.

I like your greentext user.

Skyr.is and kea are the biggest brands afaik

ask me questions about iceland
Get real with them I dont want some generic "how is life in iceland" shittee

>Iceland
>cold
KEK

1) How much does a packet of pasta cost in Iceland?
2) Do your country have dogs?
3) Are you happy?

Have you ever had to run away from an exploding volcano?

probably about 400kr
>2) Do your country have dogs?
YESSSS
I have a labrador retriever
>3) Are you happy?
Yes

Are young adults (in their ~20s) becoming very right wing (especially on things such as immigration) like much of the rest of the West?

Where do you live? If you don't want to say the city/town name, describe it. (In rvk, in the outskirts, in a smallish city on the coast, tiny village, etc)

How many immigrants do you know/interact with your daily life (and how)?

Where are they from/what do you think of them?

Have you considered emigrating? If you had to, to where?

Why is The Grapevine so leftist it's disgusting?

Yes sort of
I was visiting family and we had stay inside because of poisonous gasses

Sup Forums pls go

No one outside of your echochambers is becoming more right wing

>Are young adults (in their ~20s) becoming very right wing (especially on things such as immigration) like much of the rest of the West?
I would say yes, but the people I know go mostly to my school. And my school attracts a lot of the "redneck type" so it's a bit biased tbqh

>Where do you live? If you don't want to say the city/town name, describe it. (In rvk, in the outskirts, in a smallish city on the coast, tiny village, etc)
Akureyri

>How many immigrants do you know/interact with your daily life (and how)?
1-2, at work usually

>Where are they from/what do you think of them?
Polska, I think they are dumb asf.

>Have you considered emigrating? If you had to, to where?
Norway or USA

>Why is The Grapevine so leftist it's disgusting?
It's mostly foreigners

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>rennet
Why is there cheese in my Icelandic yogurt?

How many Eskimos/Greenlanders do you get there? They look pretty close by on a map, but I've never been to either island.

This is denial.
Look at growing popularity of it, the us goverment majority right wing, "alt right" meme group, front national has cutie Marion le Pen, and brexit and farrage.

Not even the Sup Forums guy.

I've only once met a greenlander

Whale is pretty expensive

>tfw bought 40kg of minke whale steaks for 15k isk

> Be me
> Be Belarusian
> Wake up
> Have potato breakfast
> Walk to school
> dampness as fuck
> Looks like nighttime
> Get to school
> FF to lunch
> Eat potato for lunch
> FF to end of day
> Go home
> Do homework
> Eat potato balls for dinner
> Have tvorog for dessert
> Go to sleep
> Dream about potato
> Repeat

do you drink anything not related to fish?
fish vodka?

landi

The alt right meme group is who I was referencing when I said echochambers
The right wing populism in the west is driven by old + middle aged people, not the youth

Do potatoes Belorussians dream about potatoes?

yes

When it comes to "driving" things in politics it's always going to be old and middle aged people, but that was not the discussion, it was that the right wing was growing amongst the youth.

Klukkan er lumma

sounds like you probably eat a lot of pussy there

>page 10

dumb bully posters

>tfw no icelandic buddy to spend a winter's week or two with in the countryside and/or highlands to go snowmobiling, riding big trucks, and relaxing in hot pools with

wut? not a single bullying post.

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>ᛏ
Noice.

Seems like a paradise to me
youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

>look mom I posted it again

>Provided sound - almost in butt
Google Translate may have failed me.

i wasnt even being sarcastic friend kek, im serious
i wish our girls were so open minded and slutty like yours
here the ugliest thinks shes cleopatra

Do you even get real cold weather with all the Atlantic influence?

coldest I remember last winter was -21

PRINS PÓLÓ

trust a paprikanigger this time: try to make deepfried fish, with a little twist: mix the flour with paprika.

wtf? I like Iceland now!

post fishing ships

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All true desu.
Við erum skárri á sumrin

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This ship is built in China

I haven't eaten fish for years, the only fish I like is fish sticks and that's because they don't taste like fish at all.

>being a high school kiddo

All of these too

Yeah got a probelm with that?

I don't like fish could I survive in iceland?

yes

Is Iceland 100% white?