Motd thread

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>RUNNING ORDER

Swa/ManC, New/Tot, Ars/AV, Sou/CP, Sto/WHU, Che/Lei, Wat/Sun, Eve/Nor, WBA/Liv

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>spuds

when's the manure game on

I recognise Shearer and Lineker in that picture, but not the other two.

thursday night

bit early

Can't wait to see Newcastle

Unsure why the City game is on first, just a boring draw. Probably because it was the only game that meant something.

Anyway Gary needs to be moved from MotD duties. I don't mind him but his bias is too fucking intrusive and obvious nowadays. Even Shearer isn't as bad as Gary is.

>being this wrong

Which part was wrong?

Should get Joey Barton in to replace him when he retires imo

Where can I watch it live on the internet lads ?

I'll try and post a few international streams when it starts, which is in about 3 hours and 20 minutes. I don't know why OP posted so early.

Thanks user

Been a bad year for managers desu

Rodgers sacked
Martinez sacked
Pellegirini sacked
LVG on borrowed time, should be sacked months ago
Mourinho sacked
Monk sacked
Flores sacked
Dick sacked
McClaren sacked
Sherwood sacked then Garde sacked

Thats half the teams losing a manager this season.

Can easily see the likes of West Ham and Southampton doing well early on compared to the top teams due to keeping their manager and having players rested while most other clubs lose theirs to international football

>not starting with United Bournemouth

I was wondering the same. Spurs should be first so everyone can watch and laugh.

over three and a half hours early

I still can't believe we managed to increase our bottle level today

nowt wrong with gary

Tuesday night

The security alert that caused the abandonment of Manchester United’s Premier League clash with Bournemouth - and triggered a controlled explosion - was caused by a dummy device apparently left in the stadium by mistake on a training exercise.

HAHAHAHAH

>Arsenal happy about being 2nd
>forgetting this means another year of Wonger

Wenger will do it next year and retire a winner

Gary barely comments on anything

This is just a cover to make people think that an ' incredibly lifelike' device wouldn't be able to get into a football stadium on game day

evening lads

who are you voting for for goal of the season? I voted for Payet

t. man who has been saying the same thing since 2006

Can't decide between Martina and Vardy desu

Martina is the most aesthetic

Favourite to be sacked at start of the season?

EBJV

Alli

Aesthetic you say?

Where can I see the goals la?

Nah, makes it worse "you know that bomb looking thing? well it's been there for four days and no cunt has noticed"

Come on, Man U have a history of training exercises turning into big mistakes this season

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They'll show them during MOTD

It was a toss up between Martina and Payet for me. But Payet won out because I still don't know how he managed to take that freekick so perfectly. Also I'm never going to vote for a goal scored against my own team

> The manager who was supposed to be sacked first won the league instead

is that a le twitter joke?

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Has to be Vardy

Pardew planted it so Utd have less rest for the FA Cup final. True facts, look it up.

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End of season review for Sky is up lads.

>Mumford and Sons

>reading jokes on Twitter

You lads reckon they'll run the Arsenal and Spurs games concurrently, so we can all laugh even harder at the greatest bottling in Premier League history?

Alli v Palace

>inb4 he doesn't get it because most Spurs fans have gone offline for the day

Well that video made me cry.

> the greatest bottling in Premier League history

which one of those managers legitmately deserved to stay?

>the greatest bottling in Premier League history?

That belongs to Liverpool

>includes martial v liverpool with the martin tyler scream

based

>that sacked managers segment

m8, they came third in a two horse race, on the last day of the season, to their bitter rivals.

All they had to do was not lose to an already relegated 10-man side.

Yeah come on, second at most

;_;

Wasn't even that great

Weird amount of Aguero at the start
Memeford and Sons have jumped the shark hard
2.75/10 montage, the slow mo shit is getting a bit dull too they need to change their media production team

Poor guys only getting millions for doing shit, hope they don't get ptsd

> Poch signed a 5 year deal

Fucking kek, he'll be sacked by Christmas. Your retard fans deserve nothing.

Still nowhere near Liverpool.

>tfw just come back online
just checked to make sure my eyes weren't bullshitting me

>need 3 points from 4 games
>be in the lead in 3 of them
>get 2 points
It's absolutely horrific

ripip tactics tim, he was the manager villa deserved, but not the one it needs right now.

Flores

martinez should have been sacked immediately after the derby

>Dick sacked

he he he he he

The slip still takes the biscuit.

Actually United's choke in the Aguerooooo season often goes unnoticed too.

So much feels in one image

It's been an immensely embarrassing ending but we've still had a great season. Would have snatched your hand of for 3rd in August.

Pochettino is still an outstanding manager and we still have a very good squad he just needs to tweak his fitness program somewhat because he's got a truly awful case of the Biesla Burnouts going on.

It's still the 2nd place. Liverpool let the fucking title slip.

anyone else watch louis
pic reelated

I wonder how much he got in payoffs? Plus he got a nice cushy sometimes being a pundit gig, life as a manager is really cut throat isn't it?

and we're gonna do it all over again next season, user

>Arsenal fans still trying to shill this Spurs meme
Look, they fucked up and you got second, we get it, want a fucking open top bus parade or something?

mate leave off, it's the only joy arsenal fans ever get from their shit team

That season both City and United had massive leads so they both could have bottled it

Don't forget Newcastle too

> How do you want your Top Gear?
Give me a ginger cunt, a shit american actor, a women and a jew
> Say no more senpai

Hi guys
Really looking forward to the Man U highlights, hope it's a blast :)

t.butthurt spursfag

Yeah, lad.

jesus christ did a manager rape your mum or something

>outstanding manager

He bottled hard in one of the easiest seasons ever? I'd struggle to call him outstanding especially scarily he bottled second. Its not something that can be brushed off by oh we had a great season lol it should be a fucking terrifying omen about the mentality of a club

A lot us don't actually care lad. We just want Wenger to leave.

Have they shown an episode yet? Is it as shit as everyone is expecting?

that's not funny, delete your comment please

we at Sup Forums have a standard of banter and this unfortunately does not reach the threshold

I fucking love Claude

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>training bomb

>lads, its totnum

wrong thread mate

can't wait to see gary in his tighty whiteys next season

got the lube ready

>a point guarantees CL
Not if United go and win 19-0 now

>South Korean army

kek

nice assumptions but I'm not a tottenham fan

Our boys and nurses need that money

*throws fake brick at you*

Sounds like someone left a training explosive device inside your bottom

29th may new series
expectations are low

>guarantee Guardiola CL football
They're fourth. They could still fuck up the qualifier.

>Ki is off doing military service
kek

Tarashaj just finished his, I think. So Everton won't have to worry.

It was a fake bomb
lmao