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If he was your dad
My name would be Fuck.
What would he name me?
mememind
he would have raped me
I would have been a BEAAAAUUUUTIFUL CHIIIIIIIILD!!!
Nothing much would change desu.
I'd be scared shitless 24/7 desu
nice
I'd be more fluent in memes
My name would be fuck.
Swans are Linkin Park-tier.
He would've been a better father than my real dad
Id have a mother and I would be the world
My dad would be edgy as fuck.
I wouldn't be a pathetic wanker now.
Unfortunately this is true.
>Michael will never take you to a butcher shop to paw through all the raw meat.
he'd feed me with kindness so i could pretend i exist
it would be nice
Or maybe gasoline so I could burn my name in his head
i would probably be a real man
inces
I'd have to sleep to awake
i'd work for nintendo
I'd listen to xiuxiu with him and confess him my homoerotic desires