If he was your dad

...

My name would be Fuck.

What would he name me?

mememind

he would have raped me

I would have been a BEAAAAUUUUTIFUL CHIIIIIIIILD!!!

Nothing much would change desu.

I'd be scared shitless 24/7 desu

nice

I'd be more fluent in memes

My name would be fuck.

Swans are Linkin Park-tier.

He would've been a better father than my real dad

Id have a mother and I would be the world

My dad would be edgy as fuck.

I wouldn't be a pathetic wanker now.

Unfortunately this is true.

>Michael will never take you to a butcher shop to paw through all the raw meat.

he'd feed me with kindness so i could pretend i exist

it would be nice

Or maybe gasoline so I could burn my name in his head

i would probably be a real man

inces

I'd have to sleep to awake

i'd work for nintendo

I'd listen to xiuxiu with him and confess him my homoerotic desires