FC Bayern Utah

>FC Bayern Utah

If I had a franchise, I'd name it FC Real Socceroos

>DC United should have been DC FC or FC DC

>Atlanta United FC

>not Real Biscuit Basketers

>google it
>it actually fucking exists

goddammit

>not Bean Bag Buccaneers

>TFW LA Galaxy fan

Fuck all of you and you're shitty copycat names

do americans not know what "bayern" means?
it means bavaria, a german state (and historical region)

it's like naming the club "fc pennsylvania utah"
it makes no sense whatsoever

wtf is wrong with you

The whole thing is embarrassing, they call their academy a kinder academy

I feel there's some serious >muh heritage at work here.

MLS teams are a damn joke.

They are nothing compared to the ultimate meme team.

well, at least that makes sense

it's a bit weird that they use the german word for "kids", but at least it makes sense

"bayern utah" is just beyond retarded
is there no internet in utah?
they could just quickly google "bayern" and then realize how fucking stupid it would be to name a club, that is more than 8000 km away from bayern, bayern

>Real Maryland Monarchs
>Lester Stadium
>Owner is a "Moran"
>Noyes

okay, i'm done

>it actually exists
thank fuck LA was somewhat original

Not just any Noyes, DAVID Noyes.

Can we have a picture of that guy? I'm sure it's just regular Noyes with a fake mustache

>somewhere in small town in Bavaria there is a team called Seattle Glaussenstadt

The new meme professional rugby comp is actually holding a public naming contest sometime today for the current teams

As it stands this league is nowhere near as cringeworthy as MLS but I can just tell they're gonna choose something retarded like Sacramento Irish FC or Racing Metro San Diego

Also, I'm pretty sure most people know what Bayern (the region) is because of BMW.

>Noyes

They know what it means, they just don't care

I think Utah, and the midwest in general had a huge portion of german immigrants before and right after WW2

>Noyes

>Recreativo Club de Milwaukee

I think this is him. Hasn't been manager of them since 2012 though

>Dynamo Chicken Kiev

>Club Deportivo de Tuscaloosa

Acrington Alaska, who are they?

>noyes

everytime

that doesnt sound too bad lol

It's like they're simultaneously trying to rip off four teams at once with that crest.

>bayern pattern with dortmund colours with a real crown

>Bayern pattern

That pattern is literally copied from the state flag of Maryland

It's the flag of Maryland you sheep shagging fuck

Yeah but when you put it in a red ring it looks exactly like the Bayern crest

1. how the fuck am I supposed to know the states' flags, why do states even have flags for that matter?
2. that is possibly the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen holy shit

>San Antonio Hotspur

Because States are their own governments and have lots of independent power

Look up a federal government system

>Miami Wednesday

Now you know why we hate soccer

Holy shit you're retarded

Guys help im losing it.

Your fault for taking the whole fuckin galaxy m8

This. The midwest is our Germany

I play soccer and watch pro European soccer, but the Americans who attempt to pretend like they're European with the verbiage or conventions (chants, etc) deserve to be shot

>LA Galacticos
>Original
kek

>real salt lake

>XD YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY COUNTRY XDXDXDX
>XDXD THAT MEANS YOU'RE A LE RETARD XDDXDXDXDX

Reminder that you're not the centre of the universe like you so desperately want to believe. Why don' t you understand how our governmental system works, you uneducated fuckhead? Haha wow you're retarded you know nothing ahahahahah wow

Should I be the one to tell you that Utah is not midwestern?

Touched a nerve I see.

>Boca Juniors USA

should I tell you Taiwan is independent?

>Rayo Oklahoma City

That team is owned by the real one in Spain

It's still better than the "Utah Jazz"

>"Austin Aztex"

>Fußball club Bavarian Utah

They're not in MLS

>Noyes

>Borussia Chattanooga

>Utah Jazz
>Los Angeles Lakers
>Memphis Grizzlies
>Sacramento Kings
>National Basketball Association with the
>Toronto Raptors

that emoji man... completely BTFO

That's barely one step above FC Espanol de Sheboygan.

>NOYES

>Real (meaning Royal, it's an honorary title granted by the King)
>Lester (Lestah) Stadium
>In a place called Rockville
>'The Monarchs' in a Republican country
>Sporting the colours of Dortmund and Greenland
>Owned by Mr.Moran
>Coached by Mr.Noyes

What is wrong with Murica?

>FC

>not football
>not a club