Itt: albums that are joke in the patrician scene

itt: albums that are joke in the patrician scene

is it mandatory to fuck up incredibly simple sentences in the patrician scene?

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ITT: everyone thinks their group of friends is "the patrician scene" and that albums they like are widely ridiculed by "real patricians"

>patrician scene
Surely no one actually belives this exists. R-right?

No, if you can't listen to this full album from start to finnish on the first listen, YOU are a joke to the patrician scene. That's the rules.

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identified the pleb

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Pfft, I'm one of the most influencial members of the patrician scene. I've been a member for 40 years and I'm a certified type-V patrician. Get on my level, kid.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

He's not wrong, you know, if you can't stomach Trout Mask Replica from the beggining to the end you will never be a patrician.

ITT: albums that are jokes in the freak scene

I posted tmr as low hanging bait my friend

>patrician scene
Shitty failed maymay

Literally everyone likes these though

Meant to link not this

heheh

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this is a good album tho desu

This.

that's only the cure's original

You know, I don't think this is true.

it's true I swear

I bought the cassette of this in 2011/2012 after it was endlessly memed here and some guy gave me $75 for it last year