I'm an "illegal alien" living in the united states. I have a BS degree, know perfect english, have 2 years of full stack development experience and, have been living here since I was three. If I get deported will your country take a skilled worker?
We're not the people in charge of immigration. You're going to have to go through the appropriate legal channels.
Justin Stewart
>I'm Pashtun. How did you get here illegally?
How did you work for 2 years without a SSN?
How could you think any other country would want a criminal from the US?
Ian Rogers
Another englishmen in new york
Justin Perry
Obama's DACA lets me work. My parents overstayed their visa. It's not like I don't pay 35% of my paycheck in taxes or anything, I contribute to society.
Caleb Smith
Sue your parents for putting you in this position.
Benjamin Evans
If you've been here most of your life with no incidents, there's no reason why you shouldn't be granted citizenship >I have a BS degree In what?
Owen Brown
computer science
Grayson Butler
>there's no reason why you shouldn't be granted citizenship Sure there is, he's breaking the law.
GTFO OP
Nathan Brown
>Also I'm not Mexican Then you have nothing to worry about, friend.
Around half of all the illegal immigrants in your country entered with a visa.
Anthony Baker
>If I get deported will your country take a skilled worker? Sorry, we only take parasites.
Lucas Brown
But op is from Pakistan, sure seems like he would fit the bill.
Ayden Jenkins
>admitting to being illegal on the Internet.
Youre lucking this Sup Forums where everything is fiction.
Lincoln Perez
>I'm Pashtun. Like it isn't BIGLY worse than being a Mexican.
Nathan Cruz
It's easier to deport someone to Mexico than it is to fucking Afghanistan or wherever the fuck he's from.
Hunter Martin
We're Trump's ally. So no.
Aiden Morris
You have to go back
Nicholas Edwards
dude they never find you
don't worry
Luke Collins
Don't worry, western countries always welcome shitskins like you.
Thomas Bell
i can't imagine an American being sent to Afghanistan and living very long.
Isaac Lewis
I remember him posting that he was half black too. He will stick out like a sore thumb and will be killed immediately lmao.
I forgot where his mum was from. Maybe she is from a safe country.
Aiden Perez
I don't care if you are a fucking cancer research scientist.
If you aren't a legal immigrant you can go fuck yourself
Hispanic. I'm half Pashtun, 1/6 white, 1/6 native american, 1/6 black. I'm also attractive as fuck. Or at least my mom says I'm handsome :3
John Evans
Doesn't matter, you're there illegally
Jacob Evans
If you're there illegally get the fuck out you fucking parasite
Xavier Murphy
That's a unique as fuck combo.
Can't you simply marry an American citizen?
Blake Mitchell
That's my last resort. I'm not fond of commitment but I may not have a choice.
Benjamin Powell
Post pics I'll tell you your odds
John Clark
I don't know how close your dad is to his Pashtun culture, but can't he arrange a marriage for you? In Muslim cultures, arranged marriages are the most normal thing in the world and if your dad knows any fellow Pashtuns in America he could easily arrange a marriage for you.
Isaiah Rivera
I'm an atheist. My father is a christian convert. I've rejected my culture for American culture.
Carson Brooks
You dun goofed. Well, at least your dad did. Then I guess it's up to your own charms. Be quick lad.
Connor Cook
Why won't your country take a skilled worker?
I'm sure they need you better than we do
Jose Howard
I'm really pissed there are actual racists in this thread. I thought it was a fucking joke.
Joseph Cruz
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Jayden Clark
bump
Sebastian Nelson
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Jeremiah Rivera
You can go to work to any spic country, don't believe the memes at least half of the countries in this continent are not that bad specially if you're a computer scientist.
Leo Allen
If you have any close friends(REALLY close), ask them if you can marry them to avoid deportation. I'm not sure how fucktarded America's immigration process is, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were denied a visa for something stupid.
They give immigrants coming from certain countries a hard time. I can only imagine how bad it would be for someone coming from Pakistan or Afghanistan.
Source: my father's Jordanian
Easton Wright
Apply for citizenship you stupid idiot
Brandon Clark
Especially compared to Pakistan. If you can't get into the first-world country, I recommend looking into Mexico and Chile.
Jeremiah Johnson
this
Gavin Martinez
you have to go back pedro
Elijah Young
Its impossible to get citizenship unless you're married or the child of a citizen
Lucas Johnson
Illegal immigration is shitty but c'mon don't compare an oncologist to a gardener. One is infinitely more useful to society regardless of their legal status.
Or do you want to die from cancer? That's always an option.
Owen Parker
Half of country is like that. The other half is a bizarre polar opposite of it.
Evan King
half the country has never seen the ocean in their lifetimes
Joseph Hughes
I'm looking into Chile and Canada as last resorts. If all else fails there's always the high bridge.