/éire/

Óglaidh na hÉireann edition

1th

Irish thread wins desu.

Posting in this one

Will be (Irish) Volunteering to post in this one.

good lads

/Ciara/

Mayo will never know Sam.

Dublin to hold Sam forever.

Sure if this one is the active one.

Ye are in your illegal 6 and these lads roll up and declare a 32 county unitary Irish republic

what do?

I find their spirit admirable yet laughable.

Acknowledge the right of the people of Ireland to self-determination on their island.

Run behind them, Comets break down while rotating their turrets, Army has no spare parts to repair them.

Just ordered an Apache pizza lads will do a live review

courtesy post for reichlad

Their food is shite

>ordering food to be delivered
You get screwed on delivery charges. Go collect it yourself.

Bad post.

No fun allowed?

Bought some fried chicken from him outside an underage disco in Kentucky once.

Don't drive and I don't fancy getting the bus to pick up a pizza tyvm.

Someone once told me you should tip delivery men.

Never laughed so hard I'm my life.

Tip them? For driving my 3 in 1 down the road.

Hahaha

It's only like a euro, well worth it unless you're poor.

Good lad. Don't fall for American trickery.

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Manager career mode is the best thing about Fifa games. Agreed?

Literally why though

>pizza arrives
>its pepperoni when I ordered margarita
I wouldn't mind but I was after giving that Paki a €2 tip

I need a novelty to distract me from the monotony of life. Shame is the novelty is also montonous, but I don't dwell on that so long as I can develop my youth squad.

Ah Jaysus.

Chances are he didn't cook it.

Are margharita takeaways any good/worth it?
I've never had a plain takeaway pizza, now that I think about it.

>call them and say I got the wrong pizza
>the cunt gets cheeky on the fucking phone
Won't be ordering from them again, shower of paki bastards.

Did they agree to replace or refund it? thing is if you're hungry, why wait another 30 minutes?

Dis iz noaw a sub 95 IQ threde.

Potato

Unfortunate. Can't you just pick the pepperoni off and call it Margarita?

>Did they agree to replace or refund it?
That's what pissed me off, the little cunt didn't even fucking offer and tried to tell me I ordered something I don't eat. Told him to fuck off and hung up.

Operation Barbarossa didn't go far enough.

>ordered some sushi for me and my sister
>the panko fried roll was cold
>I called them and they remade my order for me and delivered it for free

Feels good to stand up against the incompetency of fast food workers.

This is why you don't order delivery food.

So what'll you do with it?

There's a joke about Jewish stinigness there.

>fleg

>Operation Barbarossa didn't go far enough.
Well, yes, that was it's main failing. Not getting to Moscow or the oil fields in the Caucasus were very detrimental to Hitler's war in the East.

I'm not wasting a tenner so I'm going to have to eat it, but I won't be ordering from them again.

It was an all or nothing gamble that didn't pay off for the Nadsis.

Hold me

It'll be alright Brudi

ah jaysus

were ye smacked as a child /éire/?
would ye smack your own children?
i was and probably will

Man hands on misery to man,
It deepens like a coastal shelf,
Get out as quickly as you can,
and don't have any kids yourself!

Love you lads even though you're all nathionalists and catlicks.

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i wasn't raised by a savage midlander, so no

>catlicks
What does this mean?

I know what a cowlick is.

Catlick =/= cowlick

Protestant = cowpat

>jackeen family values
not that my mam raised me right either
still, nothing wrong with the occasional smack if you do it righr
papists

>papists
Ah, I get it now. Thanks.

theres this girl i know with MASSIVE tits
form perfectly through her jumper
wouldnt mind givin em a feel

Those whose parents used to bate them around the shop are more Irish than those who did not.

very sad post

excellent post

NOW YOU'RE IN MY HEAD AND IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS

Don't like this Murican pervertposter desu.

And this German influx is rustling my sensibilities too.

>want to get a cute little dogeen but have a full time job and don't wanna be a shit pet owner

too much germs, frogs and yanks these days desu

I'm actually Irish

t. 2nd Germanposter

how so?
she's just got a phenominal pair of cíochaí

the swiss yank is back or is it an imitation?

or a ghost?

Done a post

Don't worry, I'll protect you.

>tfw no average irish gf

I'm Irish too.

t. 1st Germanposter.

You been long in Germany?

incredibly sad and desperate post

check yesterday's last thread

No, maybe 2 months.

Good for you m8.

The frogs are /ourguys/, there's a handful of UK shitposters amidst our cranky nordies, and we get the occasional friendly yank, but we should revile the xeno as a general rule desu.

You must prove yourselves to the pathetic NEETs before we accept you desu.

cara
méar
ceatharlach

>mfw that Blindboy Late Late post has almost 450 comments on /r/ireland

very hard keeping track of who's who when half the thread is diaspora and nordies

I've only been here 3, so both quite new. Which city are you in, or are you worried about doxxing?

Used to post under a trip back in old /éire/. Some people will know me.

cut your nails you fat yellow bollock

Those who flee from the homeland are leagues less Irish than those who do not

fuck OFF mam
what about those dragged off by jackeen relatives?

stop browsing r/ireland then you faggot

I'm in Kassel. New job.

Catlicks are the poor servile sheep that serve the whore of Babylon. My heart goes out to them.

We're Celts you London paki cunt.

But if I don't get annoyed about it, who will?

Ah grand. Hamburg here, so some distance away.

>what about those dragged off by jackeen relatives?
>letting other people tell you what to do
VERY unirish

how do i get work in agriculture
can i just knock on farmer joe's door and say "need a hand" or what
had no choice legally

>wanting to touch this place

>2 Paddies in Germany
I don't belief

Nice city, paid a visit last year. Wouldn't mind living there, especially in some of the newer developments along the harbour.

notice how to quality of the thread dips in time with the increase of foreign flags

you'd be suprised. when my mam moved with my da to switzerland, there was a woman from tipp who owned a pub in the small town we lived in.

might watch rawhide

>the more time you spend away from Éire, the worst you become
Éire is truly our home and our prison. I'd have it no other way.

Oh, I don't doubt that there's lots of Irish living abroad, but just that I don't think 2 of them live in Germany and shitpost on Sup Forums

im surprised there isnt more in australia and england and such. thats where we mostly go these days. im not surprised if they are both irish though

There are fuck tonnes of us. The Irish inhabit a place and spread.

Yeah, like the Elbphilharmonie has finally opened. Definitely a nice city. Is there much to do in Kassel?

Patrick's church was stellar. English hated Ireland's Christianity and brought in the Roman church instead then hated it.
Replaced with the ramblings of an obese, alcoholic womanising Kraut priest because a king couldn't rise to the occasion.
Now there is no Christianity in Britain. Good job there.

>Is there much to do in Kassel?

No, not really. Drinking and there's some arty shit festival going on next year. Nice hills and forests nearby though, good views for hiking.

VERY good OP

7.5/10

Thanks for replying to me anyway, shitebag.

I look forward to Trump deporting the 50,000 odd Irish in the US, we'll finally get an influx that isn't from Eastern Europe or Africa.

>The Irish inhabit a place and spread.
Are we cockroaches? Is Erdogan, dare I say, /areguy/?