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poo poo
pee pee
peo peo
faggot numale leftycucks
Jeremy Corbyn is a vile scumbag
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wombernomblers wibblywubblyroooooooooo
My cats been acting out lately
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>brainwashed by the MSM
nice
book readers are faggot leftycucks numales poofters beanie wearing cunts who write stuff on their macbook in the starbucks in camden town
ALL I EVER WANTED
ALL I EVER NEEDED
IS HERE
IN MY ARMS
WORDS ARE VERY UNNECESSARY
THEY CAN ONLY DO HARM
he's just going through a phase
nth for best detective
just standard m/f porn
seriously though lads what would you say if she asked if you're a virgin
t. brainwashed by Another Angry Voice and Eoin Clarke
none of those were cute
i expected animals being cute fs
>book readers are faggot
go fuck your mother
Annecy is vaporwave as fuck
>her
>talking to me
*seizes the means of production*
*loads up /britfeel/*
jaw clicks when I eat
n-no I've had plenty of s-s-sex of course!
nerd virgin faggot
>tfw no british friendos to chatter with
Geneva, too, is vaporwave as fuck.
tell her i've bedded 20-25 women and i'd be telling the truth
8 years from now
Depends how old you are.
I'm 27 so I can pass it off as being "a long time ago so I'm a bit out of practice".
As a side note I really like the mundaneness of this album opening. Makes me wish I had a gf even more though.
roooooooooooooooooooooo lads I really really REALLY want a wank but I wont be able to until I take a piss which I really need but that means I have to get up to go the loo and I really desperately do NOT want to do that
fucking bladder swear to god I need him out of business sunshine
here you go
yeah shagged 20-25 women for a good 2 hours
can't get over how beautiful her eyes are
>Care for a Fosters user? We've already had 2 each!!
umm honey i'm actually an academic and only trust peer-reviewed journals
the OFFICIAL /brit/ theme song
ty
i cant link her a Sup Forums webm though
was hoping for 'tube links
I'm so lonely
>he has a Sup Forums pass
LAMO
spent about a half hour digging out some old home videos lads
ones of my parents back in '92 before they had me on holiday etc
then I got to one that was of me, must have been when I was about 3
it was in our old lounge, Christmas day. Mum and Dad are happy, I'm opening my presents etc
I just burst into tears. I saw how happy everyone was, how much better our lives were back then and just broke down. Haven't cried in 6 years but that's just broken me. Miss my dad so fucking much and I want to hate him for taking his life and abandoning us but I just can't
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>Would you say this is too much makeup user? I think my cheeks are too pink :s
so does mine, can't open it all the way either
you got wisdom teeth?
No thanks, I don't drink that piss. I'll have a pint of Auld Prepuce if you have any though. I believe I sampled it at the Flintlock and Partridge last summer.
so fucking cute
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It'll all be alri one day lad.
We'll make it together.
dont jannys get one for free?
old cock just couldn't handle the banter eh
how did he buy it, a rope? a gunshot? something more creative?
I'm glad you found it. I'm the guy from the other thread.
Feels good, doesn't it?
might bully devon
I'll have a J&B straight, and a corona
I dont need this feels music
and I don't need these feels
I'm sorry mate
devon is legion
tiverton master race reporting in
you guys don't even elect your leader
I mean we don't directly, but you lads don't even vote
I really hate how quotable that film is.
I quote it so often if anybody I know watches it I'll be rumbled.
tbf it's hard to get (You)s from the dutch
they're hard to please
inbred
t. exeter
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The royal family aren't really the leader.
my wisdom teeth haven't come through yet
>Ready for our date user?
fuck off you ginger cunt
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party should elect the leader
then people decide if they want the party
unironically the best system
it does lad, really hoping it will make it easier to not bottle stuff up in future
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What kind of soft bastard do you think I am
Come on, I'll show you two how to catch a real buzz
>the dutch
Only the one I'm afraid.
*forgets to zip up fly*
y-yes
>a literal mutant asking ME out
howling
Yes it is.
Look at my pants!
whom of you was this?
Truro
Sat in the bar watching a pretty good covers band playing to me and the bar staff and the bouncers, I hope it gets busier before the band finish and I start djing but I think it's going to be a long, slow crawl to closing time
would say yes 2bh because i feel like someone needs to know
now who's the child?
you probably reckon this was pretty funny but it's just not cricket mate
I suppose spending all day mopping up piss for ten quid cash in hand warps your perception of reality so it's hard to not feel sorry for you
Where's the previous decade
>So user, which one of us has the better bum??
opening the doggos pineal eye
Can't believe I forgot about that one.
I didn't even include scotland the brave.
What an utter melt i am.
kek
think if the reddit flaggers had an orgy devon would pretend he's not into gay sex but then he'd do it anyway and secretly really enjoy it
listening to carly rae jepsen lads
>mfw
Going to wank to this thread lads
nah suicide is always amusing
you're just a sourpuss
>all these votes for Jerusalem
that can fuck off, it's a shite tune. IVTT is the GOAT
gay dog
it's really obviously fake mate
full of typos and not official at all
haha alri grandpa
literally who
stop wanking to threads just wank to porn you daft cunt