/brit/

When he only has home brand crisps edition

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poo poo

pee pee

peo peo

faggot numale leftycucks

Jeremy Corbyn is a vile scumbag

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wombernomblers wibblywubblyroooooooooo

My cats been acting out lately

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>brainwashed by the MSM
nice

book readers are faggot leftycucks numales poofters beanie wearing cunts who write stuff on their macbook in the starbucks in camden town

ALL I EVER WANTED
ALL I EVER NEEDED
IS HERE
IN MY ARMS
WORDS ARE VERY UNNECESSARY
THEY CAN ONLY DO HARM

he's just going through a phase

nth for best detective

just standard m/f porn

seriously though lads what would you say if she asked if you're a virgin

t. brainwashed by Another Angry Voice and Eoin Clarke

none of those were cute

i expected animals being cute fs

>book readers are faggot
go fuck your mother

Annecy is vaporwave as fuck

>her
>talking to me

*seizes the means of production*

*loads up /britfeel/*

jaw clicks when I eat

n-no I've had plenty of s-s-sex of course!

nerd virgin faggot

>tfw no british friendos to chatter with

Geneva, too, is vaporwave as fuck.

tell her i've bedded 20-25 women and i'd be telling the truth

8 years from now

Depends how old you are.

I'm 27 so I can pass it off as being "a long time ago so I'm a bit out of practice".

As a side note I really like the mundaneness of this album opening. Makes me wish I had a gf even more though.

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roooooooooooooooooooooo lads I really really REALLY want a wank but I wont be able to until I take a piss which I really need but that means I have to get up to go the loo and I really desperately do NOT want to do that

fucking bladder swear to god I need him out of business sunshine

here you go

yeah shagged 20-25 women for a good 2 hours

can't get over how beautiful her eyes are

>Care for a Fosters user? We've already had 2 each!!

umm honey i'm actually an academic and only trust peer-reviewed journals

the OFFICIAL /brit/ theme song

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ty

i cant link her a Sup Forums webm though

was hoping for 'tube links

I'm so lonely

>he has a Sup Forums pass

LAMO

spent about a half hour digging out some old home videos lads

ones of my parents back in '92 before they had me on holiday etc

then I got to one that was of me, must have been when I was about 3

it was in our old lounge, Christmas day. Mum and Dad are happy, I'm opening my presents etc

I just burst into tears. I saw how happy everyone was, how much better our lives were back then and just broke down. Haven't cried in 6 years but that's just broken me. Miss my dad so fucking much and I want to hate him for taking his life and abandoning us but I just can't

wrong
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Patriotic Choon strawpoll lads

>Would you say this is too much makeup user? I think my cheeks are too pink :s

so does mine, can't open it all the way either

you got wisdom teeth?

No thanks, I don't drink that piss. I'll have a pint of Auld Prepuce if you have any though. I believe I sampled it at the Flintlock and Partridge last summer.

couple of fresh qts

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so fucking cute

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It'll all be alri one day lad.
We'll make it together.

dont jannys get one for free?

old cock just couldn't handle the banter eh

how did he buy it, a rope? a gunshot? something more creative?

I'm glad you found it. I'm the guy from the other thread.

Feels good, doesn't it?

might bully devon

I'll have a J&B straight, and a corona

I dont need this feels music

and I don't need these feels

I'm sorry mate

devon is legion
tiverton master race reporting in

you guys don't even elect your leader

I mean we don't directly, but you lads don't even vote

I really hate how quotable that film is.

I quote it so often if anybody I know watches it I'll be rumbled.

tbf it's hard to get (You)s from the dutch

they're hard to please

inbred

t. exeter

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The royal family aren't really the leader.

my wisdom teeth haven't come through yet

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>Ready for our date user?

fuck off you ginger cunt

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party should elect the leader
then people decide if they want the party
unironically the best system

it does lad, really hoping it will make it easier to not bottle stuff up in future

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What kind of soft bastard do you think I am

Come on, I'll show you two how to catch a real buzz

>the dutch
Only the one I'm afraid.

*forgets to zip up fly*

y-yes

>a literal mutant asking ME out

howling

Yes it is.
Look at my pants!

voted other for this

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gives me the real no empire feels

whom of you was this?

Truro

Sat in the bar watching a pretty good covers band playing to me and the bar staff and the bouncers, I hope it gets busier before the band finish and I start djing but I think it's going to be a long, slow crawl to closing time

would say yes 2bh because i feel like someone needs to know

now who's the child?

you probably reckon this was pretty funny but it's just not cricket mate

I suppose spending all day mopping up piss for ten quid cash in hand warps your perception of reality so it's hard to not feel sorry for you

Where's the previous decade

>So user, which one of us has the better bum??

opening the doggos pineal eye

Can't believe I forgot about that one.
I didn't even include scotland the brave.
What an utter melt i am.

kek

think if the reddit flaggers had an orgy devon would pretend he's not into gay sex but then he'd do it anyway and secretly really enjoy it

listening to carly rae jepsen lads

>mfw

Going to wank to this thread lads

nah suicide is always amusing

you're just a sourpuss

>all these votes for Jerusalem

that can fuck off, it's a shite tune. IVTT is the GOAT

gay dog

it's really obviously fake mate

full of typos and not official at all

haha alri grandpa

literally who

stop wanking to threads just wank to porn you daft cunt