>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
do your hecks
>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW graduated university
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage but full time job
>TFW fat
>TFW ugly manlet
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW still living with my parents sharing a room with my little sister
>TFW lost some weight but that is about it
Could be worse I guess.
There is no hope for us buddy. This is the end of line. The next step is eternal sleep.
What do you mean by this+
do them
Ok lets kill ourselves
You go first ill follow I swear
>Find better job>get drivers license>finish high school>go to college>go lifting>get gf>get even better job
Do it exactly in this order
>tfw 24 year old
>6'3
>/fit/ AF (lifting for 8 years)
>fucked 29 girls
>have a date tn with a girl that has 101k Insta followers
>own a car
>work in finance for the province making 75 K already
>job is easy af
I wish I could randomly drop dead or be murdered, so nobody would be angry with me for going but just sad or angry at the murderer instead.
Great, but what's your life like when you wake up?
>still try to validate myself on Sup Forums because I have low selfeSteem
You forgot that part
...
lol what a fag
I would not want any family to be mad at me for killing myself, which is why I would like something like that to happen instead.
:raised_hands:
How about you just don't die at all
Same. Murder-robbery is so common in Brazil, whenever i got out i wish someone would shoot me.
It's the best way to go.
Why do you retards want to die so badly
Why don't you just shoot each other at the same time then and get your wish
I hate to live. Every day is just existence for the sake of existence, there is nothing to live for.
why not get a hobby then
You probably have too much freetime you spend on Sup Forums
Have you guys fought about becoming Muslim? I think Salafism could change you for the better and give you direction in your lifes.
Not really why would I become a mudslime
I do five days a week in work and one day in voluntary work. One day doing nothing. I do not actually post here as much as I used to. When I was at university, I spent all my time here. Still, I feel completely empty and no direction is there. I just have nothing to live for.
I considered Catholicism a few years ago, but did not like it when I read the catechism and started going to a church for a few weeks.
Just be yourself.
t.achmed "dudebankerslol" al-aziz
So that doesn't explain why you don't get some hobbies
I do not have any interests to have hobbies of. My life is just work and coming home.
>hang around mosque for a couple months
>they tell you it is not your fault, just keep to the prophets words
>you become good at it and like it
>you get respect, when someone fucks with you, your moslembros help you beat the guy up
>you get invited to Syria
>funz for you
>yessidhi child bride from the slave market for you, birthday present of your buddies
Whats not to like about it? Income, respect, sexlife, everything solved, plus warmer climate. And not being able to drive is a blessing considering ISIS SVBIED strategy.
I wish I had a purpose in life
Ok then hang yourself and donate your money to me
Ill make better use of it
Take out a bunch of loans, buy bitcoins, send them to me then suicide
you'll go to heaven for helping me
I don't want a child bride, I'm not a pedo
As I said, I cannot simply kill myself because I do not want anyone to be upset or angry by me doing so. Also I only have around 100 euros as I have been paying off debts.
They also have them in normy, the slave market does cater to all tastes.
make some money and join the dwekh nawsha. It's like ISIS but you won't get in trouble for joining them
Who the fuck cares if you "upset" someone
Why do you care so much about other people lmao what a beta.
Just file a false tax return, take out loans and wire me the money. Ill enjoy it and ill even send a rose to your grave
>TFW 18 yo cuti
>TFW applied in university
>TFW driver license
>TFW on parents money
>TFW slim and fit
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW sex 2 times / week
because they are family
someone post the pic of the english guy who did exactly that, only to realize that way too many alphas have done it as well and that there's so much competition that he remained a virgin anyway
The whole "virgins come here we have free brides :^)" is ISIS recruitment propaganda
>>TFW 22 years old loser
Tfw 24
>>TFW never graduated highschool
Graduated high school but it doesn't matter, a high school degree doesn't mean shit. It just means you're allowed to study at University, that's all. It won't get you a job
>>TFW no drivers license
Have a driver's license but no car
>>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
Tfw neet
>>TFW fat dyel
Fat and dyel doesn't go together. You must have a lot of leg strength from carrying your fat upper body. Being skinnyfat and dyel is the worst
>>TFW low testosterone
>>TFW kissless virgin
It gets worse when you have sex and realize it doesn't change anything. It doesn't make you more confident, it doesn't change your life. You're still the same miserable piece of shit and people will still think you look like a virgin, except you know that you aren't
>>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
It's working. Even if you aren't losing weight, your body is getting stronger which can only benefit you support all that weight and reduce stress on your back
Go back and graduate. I'm 20, soon to be 21, and I never finished high school. But I'm going back.
Think of it this way:
Time will pass no matter what. 2, 3, 5 years, it's coming. And when they arrive, you are either going to be sad because you didn't try to graduate a couple of years ago, or you will have accomplished something.
When things start to look bleak, just remember that time passes no matter what.
Whether you did something to improve your situation or not, 2017 is coming. And so is 2018, 2019, 2025.
Do it now, user. Take control of yout life now.
Don't give a single dime to this Canadian scammer.
>go to school
>lose weight
>earn drivers license
>get a better job (see: go to school)
>hit the gym
If someones going to sudoku they might as well make someone else's day
Yeah, he should leave it to his parents, siblings or best friend. Not to the Mongoloid scum who told to him to kill himself.
>best friend
Lol
But how tall are you?
>tfw will never have any friends
should I just end it?
Yes
End it with that attitude
I'd be your friend, but I would end our friendship because I'm self destructive :(
Okay
Why so Neymar Jr?
Ffs is Sup Forums going to have to get you arrested too?
Idk. I always do it.
I had friends in the past, but I have always screwed the friendship.
I didn't even realize that I was doing it.
It sucks. And now I'm friendless :(
Also, I'm not very interesting :(
Ever had a gf?
Never.
You?
>tfw girl starts talking to you in class
>too low self steem to talk to her more
haha JUST
>How can I become normal?
Stop posting this pasta on Sup Forums would be a start
>>>/reddit/
>TFW 25 years old
>TFW graduated university
>TFW drivers license and a car
>TFW awesome job
>TFW tall, fit and muscular
>TFW regular testosterone
>TFW not virgin
>TFW love lifting weights
I still don't feel normal hehehehe.
Swede bro left me :(
You were coming onto him too strongly
you need to act less gay
The fugg? He asked me if I ever had a gf, I said no and then I asked if he had a gf, and he left me
Am I missing something here?
Does that count as coming too strongly?
Be honest with me Sup Forums. Did I blow this up?
>TFW 21 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW working out on the regular
>TFW probably average testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW still feeling pretty good about life in general
At least you have a fucking job and are receiving income.
Wow big accomplishment
How amazing. Anyone can get a job dude. Literal mental retards have jobs.
They have vacancies reserved for the mentally disabled people. In Carrefour they hire even people with downs to carry carts.
Okay not really mentally retarded but complete idiots.
Anyone can get a job for minimum wage, it's pathetic to work anything under $20/hr in Canada. It means you're a failure of a person
>>TFW 22 years old loser
>>TFW never graduated highschool
>>TFW no drivers license
>>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>>TFW fat dyel
>>TFW low testosterone
>>TFW kissless virgin
>>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Could be worse. You could be all of those things, and also live in a third world shithole.
Only?
Could also be missing all my teeth, arms and legs too.
Oh and also ears and be blind
You could also live in North America, whew I lucked out in life after all!
Do not worry. I heard Trump will help white folks like you by creating jobs at farms. Just move to USA, where greatness awaits :^)
>soon to be 25
>haven't graduated from hs
>no drivers license
>no job or history of any
>lives with my parents
>kissless virgin
>probably got mild autism
>fat
>5'6" short
Society doesn't give a shit about us and they never will.
Why would society care about us when it's our fault?
Whwt are they suppose to do. Live our lives for us?
Idk man, I just wish I wasn't born this way.
You weren't
We were both born normal but made bad choices. Now we just need to fix them
>TFW 21 years old loser
>TFW graduate this year but my GPA is shit
>TFW drivers license exam next week but I don't have a car
>TFW no job record
>TFW tiny skinny guy
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless non-virgin
>TFW didn't have any sport activity for more than 2 years
>TFW living in r*ssia
The only pleasure I have is seeing qt schoolgirls in metro(((
I don't know how to desu
my executive function is fucked beyond repair
This isn't /r9k/ is it?
Just make goals and start working at them. Write it out if it helps you. That's what I do
If you do it you'll be in a better spot a few years from now
Pedojew scum. Once we elect Colonel Dvachkov, Jews will be wiped off from Russia!