Holy shit guys, I need to tell you something. Little backstory, I was in a coma for the last two years, and during it, I had the weirdest dream ever
I dreamt that Jos Verstappen had a kid, and that he won a Grand Prix. And that some team, I don't know what they're called, Leice-something, I don't know, they had a really long name, won the BPL. I mean, how silly is that, right?
Anyway, can any of you guys fill me in on the past two years? I fell into a coma right after the 5-1 victory over Spain, how's Van Persie doing? Is he still playing well for United? I didn't have any internet in the hospital, but I saw that Chelsea won the BPL this year, who's this Vardy guy? Is he from Wales or something? And why did they change their logo?
Also, what is the 7-1 stuff that all you Brazilians keep on going about? Is that the final score of the WC final or something? Also, how did England do? I assume they did pretty well, since they're all hyped up about the Euros
Austin Lopez
Should have stayed in that coma lad
Hunter Morgan
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James Green
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Connor Bailey
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Michael Walker
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Ryan Nelson
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Jayden Davis
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Jose Garcia
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Xavier Thomas
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Samuel Parker
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Jack Murphy
Should have killed yourself lad
Connor Scott
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Nathan Cook
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Parker Moore
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Jaxon Nelson
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Sebastian Brooks
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Luke Edwards
FR**KING
Jackson Davis
Quads
Liam Baker
hahaha fucking noob
Adam Green
Trips
Zachary Gray
Should have stayed in that coma lad
Jordan Adams
le amateur
Dominic Roberts
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Ethan Peterson
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Jonathan Myers
>muh repeat replies
Jeremiah Jenkins
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Ian Hughes
Should have stayed in that coma bredrin
Thomas Morgan
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Aaron Baker
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Thomas Gomez
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Hudson Walker
Your parents shoulda asked them to turn off the life support unit. What better chance than this will they have to finally get rid of you?
