/brit/

>"My 'economic policies'? I'll make Stalin look like a fucking social democrat, that's my economic policy"

edition

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/balt/

very windy lads, the wheelie bins just took flight and left for warmer climes.

new gimmick idea: call memes gimmicks and make all the runts join in

having a wank

Us Germans are a bunch of cucks. We love taking it into the arse from Abdul and Mustafa. We are supposedly one of the world's best economies but are subway system is like from the 50s, shops close at five because everyone is too depressed and tired from living in our commieblocks. We think inviting Jamal over will add some much needed vibrancy but in fact he just takes our homes and women. You think English weather is bad? Take a trip to Berlin.

>You think English weather is bad? Take a trip to Berlin.
can hear you lad, sorry. very windy here.

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Corbyn seems really butthurt over Trump. When is he going to let it go?

do you know what a pozzhahnrei is?

>an Englishman
>ever letting go of a grudge

Pic one m8

If he gets in, expect US-UK relations to be tainted with passive-aggressiveness by Corbyn

Had Snapper tonight, was fucking awful.
Fuck whichever one of you sad runts said it was good, shan't be doing that again.

who are you

>shan't

Nice try Jacques

who are you

...

dont like you desu

fuck off then justin

Shan't be runting again.

/brit/ more like ____

@67634383
clit

reddit

alri mate how are we

would you lads fuck malia obama?

any racists here?

going to beat the shit out of you

me

you lot are great at scaring women
this is a great opportunity for you
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Got a crush on Bruce tbf.

What is the most Americanized part of the U.K.

begging should be illegal and beggars should be arrested. They are the most annoying fucking cunts ever.

t. lives in melbourne

my bumhole if you want it to be x

Need a juicy, warm burger in my mouth right now lads

yes
t. future millionaire

The flats where Essex slags take kebab cock

>Americanized
>U.K.

Poll wanker loves his shitty bait

what do you do?

If you're 905 I can arrange a midnight snack for you lad. If not you're on your own.

bent faggots

"naughty haha
*whispers in your ear*
meet me in the back in 5"

fuck/marry the daughters of former presidents

what if instead of trying to meet girls online who'll invite me over to their house to fuck them (fat chance), i just search from house to house for girls, and then when i find one start having sex with her and stop if she says no so it's not rape

Ah yes the working class.

>tfw weird laugh
aha
have to physically stop myself from properly laughing at jokes in public and downgrade it to a short chuckle. got a weird look for it today

why wasn't this thread linked in the old one? here i was thinking /brit/ was dead

>tfw virgin walk

that's not allowed anymore

>Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has held talks with Malaysia's Prime Minister on the sidelines of the APEC Summit in Lima, but is playing down the prospects of a refugee resettlement deal with the predominantly Muslim nation.
>not even fucking malaysia will take our refugees
>yanks will
doing a so-called howl

why the fuck not

FOY

not sure, janny's been acting weird all day

Decided to try out the free weekend Elder Scrolls online. Get bombarded with 200 quests and a lot of writing and lots of stories that I don't care about.

Yeah, no thanks, too much.

You took me by the hand, hand
Made me a man
That one night
One night

I've been checking that shit since Wed and it's always said $10

wait for sasha to be 18 2bh

NEED to have Malia crush my balls beneath her heel desu
She's tall as fuck too
hmmmm

Forgot NZ existed again desu.

can't believe this fucking filters been up since last year

though it was just a halloween joke

baka desu senpai

>tfw no british bf
>tfw no british bf to call me a good boy after I've shot my load

>girl randomly messaging me at 4 in the morning saying how boring I've become since I don't talk to 'anyone' anymore
I don't like this bullying help

call her a roastie

tell her to fuck off normie

love reading comments on lindybiege videos when he says the equipment the nazis used wasn't very good
really riles up the wehraboos like nothing else

her face looks like an olive

Ask her why she doesn't talk to you if she's so worried

>he DOESN'T like the FG42, MP44, Kar98k, etc
FONT

I'm watching the BREN v MG42 atm, few months old and autists are still going mental in the comments

lethal chin on her

What the hell is happening to /ck/?

>wanking over the Bren
Sad!

Now she's upset I ignored her after reading her texts lmao fuck this

Memes. Don't question it, just grab a slice of 'go 'za and enjoy.

whoa I can lick my own chest hair
call her roastie

getting nostalgic for Sup Forums on April Fools, some of the best bants I've seen on this site

>going to ck
what are you a bored housewife lol

I would lie anywhere with you
Any of bed of nails would do

you'd BETTER have watched the grand tour pilot episode, kid

Update on my slippers:

They're hella comfy and I'm so glad I bought them

na she's hot

Foie

alri middle aged housedad

Umm sweetie I'm a househusband. x

Good lad, I need to buy some new slippers too, the insole is coming out on one of them and its a bit uncomfortable.

No ragerts la

>facebook-tier posts: the general

thanks but i'll go back to my premium and FAR better general, thanks

hate it when normies tell me about automobiles and i have to pretend to understand

/balt+ausnz/ is embarrassing desu, we NEED to just cut them out. All they provide are tripfagging anime nonces and shit gimmicks

*pretends to be asleep*

What do you talk if you don't talk cars?

nice lad, i'll be putting slippers on my christmas list

like a lifeline Ophelia
tell me you're there

Better than any of the tripfag attention baby generals lol

i wonder how /brit/ would change if there were IDs

unironically hate the tsar gimmick

Can't believe that general's still going, I thought it was a one time meme

literally anything else which i bullshit alot on

think i might convert to Islam lads

I'd have to stop samefagging so much desu.

Need a pepe gf

when meandmymates whackourwillies

If you could choose the topic what would you talk about?