Go on a trip to japan

>go on a trip to japan
"haha silly gaijin, go eat a burger"
How did they even know where I was from?

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Say you're Canadian
They'll commit seppuku on the spot so that they won.

They could tell from your large frame, smell and the shart-marks in your pants

You can just tell

Everyone can always just tell

It's not like I'm morbidly obese or anything. I didn't even say anything too out of the ordinary and they still called me a dumb American.

It's your accent, your attitude, the general aua of smugness. And finally it's the clothes you wear.

You can always tell

Because you have an american accent you dumb shit

If you heard a bong talking you'd probably assume they're from britain

Not true. I was in Spain once and people assumed I was English.

Now you are just lying you fat lying piece of shit.

wow rude

This thread is a safe space, please no rudeness.

Shut up Chilo

Why is this martsharter telling me what to do? Lose some weight lardboy

This is a no bully zone
Pls be more respectful to your fellow anons

You probably wore one of those.

what the fuck

I didnt know this was no bully zone. Im sorry :(

Thank pal you were p rude

R u from moon?

>Democratic Republic of Timor-Leste

Or just somethig that reads "Texas" or "California" on it. Puzzle solved.

Finns don't apologise. This is a ruse so he can stab you

I've yet to meet anyone in America who actually wears those shirts on a regular basis, much less to a foreign country.

>can't even do a relatively simplesupply run to the ISS without the first 3 rockets exploding
>implying you ever went to the moon

It's pretty easy to sport tourists desu.

Fuck off Timor Leste

Don't you think you could fool me with the ((((((Unknow))))))

Best thing that has ever been produced by Maccas. Almost makes up for your absolutely tiny portion sizes

maybe you smelled like a burger

americans smell like shart

Sorry I didn't mean to.

GIB BACK TIMOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SANTA CRUZ IS A LIE MADE BY AUSSIE

Japan is xenophobic assholes you dumb idiot weeb.

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Do you love Japan?

zitto animale

American people wear rather casual outfits such as T-shirt and a jean, on the other hand, European people wear more decent /normal outfits, such as a shirt and a chino pants.

By the way, Japanese people never ask to eat a hamberger to a total stranger.
We only recommend what to eat when friends ask us.

English speaker = Americans

this is common sense in Japan

No! only a country man like you think like that.

You can recognise burgers from 10 miles away, you're just not self aware of it.

>Go to a bar in Italy
>Filled with Americans
>Order a beer
>Reaching my wallet
>Sir, we don't accept dollars as payment
Guessing something like that

>I was in Spain once and people assumed I was English

Spain is one of the most popular destinations for British

>japs can make fun of others without keyboard

well ....