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JoJo Edition

america does not include mexico

>shitty edition again

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Its okay to be gay

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start working out, get your life in order, and you'll find one eventually
don't let yourself be hurt user, we're just protecting you

Yet, soon all the qt latinas and neet anons will be ours.

what did Kira mean by this?

>another one bites the towel

Jonathan is best jojo

I need some (you)s from Americans and Mexicans

Turkey day soon

erina was so pure

Well you are in luck because I am both

Jotaro*

He turned into a god damn bear
4u

#GF2017 363 days left lads!

feelin gud to be honest, it'll happen

hmmm....

>#GF2017 363 days left lads!
that doesn't seem right to me

>______________¶___
>| (you)(you)(you) ||l “”|””\__,_
>| (you)(you)(you) ||||__|__|__|]
>(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

god a shipmnt of u's for fin

jotaro is easily the worst jojo

Got mine this year. 2016 was definitely the year of the gf.

is being gay gay?

Praise Tengri, for I am blessed

No. Even gay sex is not gay

T-thanks

no

your prostate was designed to sexually stimulate you when aroused

Japan is fucking weird

plz sine heer for u's

Only if you chase traps

Here have another! I am generous with my (You)'s

>your prostate was designed to sexually stimulate you when aroused

Creationists on suicide watch

best thanksgiving dish?

(Eu)

Mac and cheese

stuffing, of course

The guy was obsessed with dolphins

Always been huge on the potatoes that are mashed

the rolls

She suffered so much

Pumpkin pie

Do you eat pumpkin soup at thanks giving, too?
When people here celebrate our harvest festival, there are always meals with pumpkins in it for some reason.

you are beautiful

>you will never drop an entire hotel on a mage
>you will never blow up a plane full of vampires
>you will never tell King Arthur to fuck off.

Pumpkin spiced lattes desu

Just had unprotected sex with the gf who is not on birth control because its cold and no one wanted to go buy condoms. Wew

>pumpkin soup
Sounds weird

its OK, its impossible for your hand to get pregnant

Honey baked ham

kek

At least give the man some cold water

Someone just knocked on my door twice here...

Don't have regional flag on right now buts almost 3 am here wtf?

that's a funny-looking rhinoceros

Sweet potato casserole

Its me.

So it's not only a german thing.

A lot people like it, it's a typical fall meal here.

well are you going to let me in or not?

Savage

Just your neighbourhood wallet inspector.

>you will never swear fealty to alexander the great

Opened the door and there's literally nobody, this is creepy af guys

waitaminute, HE'S not the wallet inspector...

grab your gun.

Nah but every real american eats pumpkin pie, or Peacan pie if they're feeling exceptionally southern.

I've never even seen tits that weren't on the interent FUCK I'M 21

>you will never play vidya with Alexander the great
>you will never conquer a country with Alexander the great
>you will never be summoned to fight other servants with Alexander the great

You let the ghost in, the only thing to do is just abandon the house.

>Peacan pie if they're feeling exceptionally southern
Is that really just a Southern thing?

i went to a topless beach once, when i was 8. haven't seen any since

If I don't have sex with a girl in 363 days. As punishment, I have to buy a prostitute.

The punishment is the motivation. It's probably pretty demeaning to go through the process of using a prostitute. But even if I did do that I'd probably have some fun with it and go to Thailand or something. It's a win-win.

>every real american eats pumpkin pie
>not apple pie

Who here is /homosex?

>Peacan pie
Looks pretty good. American cuisine and especially the desserts are always looking tasty. Thank god I'm too lazy to bake all these things, I'd become fat so fast.

You eat apple pie in the summer

I mean the dish is southern but I imagine a lot of yankees enjoy it.

not him
>tfw there's 3 guns within 10 feet of me including a Remington 870 loaded with buckshot
ain't gonna catch me slipping

I saw a Russian woman breastfeeding her baby in a California park if that, and I accidentally saw my sister, mother, and grandmother naked (all on seperate counts of course) if any of that counts

what's the name of the board where they r8 you?

Life

>and I accidentally saw my sister, mother, and grandmother naked

>Yuros will never eat real food

"no"

I always have my air gun close to me when I go to sleep.
People think I'm paranoid, but I wake up hearing things so I'd rather be safe than sorry

cherry > every other flavor for everything though.

Cherry > Pecan > Blueberry > Apple >>>>>>> Rhubarb

>air gun
what the fuck are you going to do with that?

Aim for the eyes?

Confess and I'll reward you with homosexual pleasure.

>I always have my air gun close to me when I go to sleep.

Post that on /k/, make sure to say you're a Euro, they'll really like you.

2 seconds into the board, literally Sup Forums tier
thanks for the answer though-

air rifle =/= airsoft
an air rifle just shoots bullets with high pressure air instead of exploding bullets.

*farts*

nice. I could dump some of the good stuff we have here.

Most people don't want to get shot, no matter how big the bullets are. I'm not going to cause any big demage, but I'm sure that the burglars would fuck off anyways. It's the best I can do, because realistically I'm not going to stab him.

There are a lot of meme things that we do, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was just us

>exploding bullets
Airsofts don't do that
Real guns don't either, unless you count special explosive rounds

yeh

yea

key lime pie > lemon marangue > vanilla > chocolate > oreo

I think he's talking about the propellant

>I could dump some of the good stuff we have here.
Please do