/heem/: hot lava edition

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5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
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6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
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>Cyborg calls out Honda over twitter instead of during her post fight interview
mmamania.com/2016/5/16/11684276/cris-cyborg-wants-ronda-rousey-ufc-205-new-york-unless-rowdy-scared-mma

>Demian Maia approaches multiple records
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-198-post-fight-facts-demian-maia-nears-top-of-ufcs-all-time-wins-and-submissions-list

>Cyborg is a favorite against Tate, underdog against Honda
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/following-ufc-debut-oddsmakers-say-cyborg-favored-over-tate-remains-underdog-against-rousey

>Robin Black commentary sample
youtu.be/_2SE2QDw5MY

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youtu.be/_2SE2QDw5MY
m.sherdog.com/fighter/record/Demian-Maia-14637
youtube.com/watch?v=BQa9AidGVlY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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JUST

HOT

FUCK

not this edition again

Post legendary webms

>he will save us from maia

Schaub just reminded me how many fucking juicers were at Black House

>Anderson
>Ortega
>Feijao
>Machida
>Kevin Casey

Soon to be caught
>Jacare
>RDA
>Aldo

poor sage

>he doesn't like Maia

How many more fucking times are you going to post this you weirdo?

No one cares. Everyone knows already

fill this thread up you goofs

just a reminder that Barberena is coming to slay all the memes in WW

>hot lava edition

no not again, we just had this thread

I care

Also Erick Silva

Also interesting the Nogueiras trained there, JDS, Glover

don't get me wrong, i respect maia and his sickening way of pressing opponents and grinding on and on
what maia needs is a well rounded opponent so they can outgrapple and outstrike eachother respectively
bambam is the guy to do it

Streaming UFC 110

Gonna stream 116 after this and some strikeforce after that.

Which martial art is this?

Maia would fucking rape him on the ground and definitely outstrike him

Filipino wrestling

nightclub with a no sneakers policy

>bambam is the guy to do it

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nigrate

Matt Brown could also have outstruck Maia if Maia gave him an opportunity to use his striking
The only people who can beat Maia are the ones with good enough footwork and TDD to prevent him from taking it to the ground
Most people in WW could outstrike Maia, they just don't get the chance to do that because he's a jitz god

he also has great wrestling

So basically only Nick Diaz,Rory and Wonderboy?I think Lawler loses if he fights Maia.

bath salts

Callen is getting BTFO

>its a rogaine shits on callen episode

lean and ecstasy

he's not eating her

>>>Robin Black commentary sample
>youtu.be/_2SE2QDw5MY

>"UFC Heavyweight Champ Werdum defends the most prestigious title in combat sports..."

and dropped

wtf

>it's am everyone gangs up on Bryan episode

live the meme or let it pass you by

How much longer until one of them namedrops Arianny and the shieks

>You don't have to celebrate it to enjoy it.

Callen is getting absolutely destroyed.

>the most prestigious title in combat sports

Lawler has great TDD and would pummel Maia standing up. It would be similar to the Rory fight in that if Maia cant finish it in the one or two opportunities on the ground he will gas and just get picked apart on the feet.

Callen has said literally nothing wrong. Rogan and Schaub are just unironic degenerates

The only way I could see Lawler beating Maia is by heem
Rory's beaten him before
Wonderboy got put into a grounded position/held against the cage a lot by Hendricks, I don't think he could get away with that against Maia
Not sure about Nick, doubt it though

m.sherdog.com/fighter/record/Demian-Maia-14637

Agreed but callen is actually smart and rogan and shaub are chimps

Hendricks had 1 actual takedown attempt against the cage against Wonderboy, and the attempt was stopped

That's a big Pepe.

Stop posting this you pedo fuck

No.

Who is your favorite UFC fighter?

>112" reach

Baba bows to no one

how high are you?

Fort McMurray/10

Is Joe Rogan a good stand-up comic?

nope, some of his shows on youtube

6/10, his shows get a chuckle out of me every now and again

>BRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBRRRRRRUMMMM

he has never made me laugh, unironically

Hit and miss

He looks very awkward on stage, can't really put my finger on it, seems really tense and anxious

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is the prospect of joe moving going to make schaub cry

no

unfunny material and horrible delivery and presence

6/10 sounds right

Greg Giraldo and Patrice O'Neal are my 10/10 comedians for reference.

lol this is funnier than anything joe has ever said

fucking whitney cummings is funnier than joe rogan

>I went to that dark web

Joe isn't funny, on stage or doing his podcast.

why couldn't opie have died instead?

youtube.com/watch?v=BQa9AidGVlY

>Greg Giraldo and Patrice O'Neal

literally who

bill burr > *

>literally who

all stand up comedy is garbage and comedy "fans" are all faggots.

Anyone else still listening to Rogan?

I went for a drink and when I come back they are talking about eating penises.

I'm listening to Schaub

greg is arguably the best roaster ever

Jamie, pull up that video of the guy eating his own dick.

>I've never listened to Norm Macdonald

>I've never listened to Artie Lange doing impressions of Norm Macdonald

who /schaub/?

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>tfw high af so i know what /heem/ means

this is mindblowing lads.

No one fucking asked you

kill urself degenerate

>high af

absolutely degenerate

>There are people ITT that don't do BJJ WITH GI 7 times a week

disgusting

Daily reminder that people that don't do drugs are losers and degenerates that go against human nature and should be exterminated.

so if you want to succeed in the ufc and "win" a title you just have to starve to death for three weeks and cut 80lbs? interesting

Listen to this guy. He's so white he refuses to accept a blue belt.

Man, wtf is this live.

Have a (you) for the effort

what do you call that beard style?

Anyone listening to Rogan?

gone with the chin

>if you don't smoke weed you should be executed

don't cut yourself on that edge

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>turn on rogaine
>talking about some guy who ate people
did they talk about mma?

The soft chin

Barely

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are all people from los angeles this fucking tryhard? holy shit he's 33