this is now a dating general
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
myredditvideos.com
twitter.com
gonna touch my willy, no pics for you pervs tho. x
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
REFUSE to believe this
didn't even know there were grils in /brit/
me at the back
Want to rub ours together to maximum
REAL COLONY HOURS WATTUP
YOU BETTER SMASH THAT MOTHERFUCKING (YOU) BUTTON RIGHT NOW NIGGAS
>girls
Ermm no sweetie.
...
...
It's true though
Okay.
how could anyone think that thing on the right is attractive
BRUH
alri lids
>eat a chocolate bar
>don't record the calories
...
poo lamo
>you will never be a tribal warrior
Hope the nukes fall soon tb h
hows bangaloo
shut the lid after you're done with the toilet la
oh wait you're indian you dont use one ahahaha
reckon she could drive that heel right into my bollocks bag
currently browsing the 'dit
hot and still shit hehe
want to go for a swim but there's a wedding on at the hotel so going to kip for a few hours
>memestralians
want her to use her nails to pop the sebaceous cists on my nads tbqh
>you will never throw Amanda Marcotte out of a helicopter
>23
>kissless virgin
>never been on a date
>...
>manage to finally get a date
>it goes incredibly well
>end up getting her so wet that she's willing to fuck me outside
>at the end she's walking around with no tights or panties on because they are covered in cum and pussy juice.
I DID IT!
Even the lads have told me I'm a legend.
all new zealanders should be killed
don't believe a word of this one ngl
...
nice
...
>t. Gary "Gazza" Stamatopolous-Djemjacik
>he's not on the zion train
This image is a FAKE, i just did some analysis on the paving slabs i the first and second photos and they are in fact different.
Better luck next time kid
good wrk buddy
gonna move to aus or nz when im older lads
which is better?
mental night, ate four caps half a xanax and some endone an now some aboriginal girl is heaps in love with me and wants to be my GF
mental
Good lad
Australia
New Zealand definitely, wouldn't even bother contemplating moving here
Australia
Both are culturally barren runt-holes
Aus
They need British immigrants to redress their unbalanced anglo/wog ratios in the cities
but it's hot and has scary animals
nz
all the brits are in Perth
imagine unironically living in 'when I look down, all I see is brown' India...
not going to move to the absolute state of western australia
melbourne or bust
Full to the brim already mate, not sure you'd fit
Try NZ, I'm sure they'll be able to find some space for you
imagine unironically living in 'when I look down, all I see is potatoes' Ireland...
Imagine unironically living in 'eternally cucked by Britain' Ireland.
i think india would be pretty cool to live in
looks a lot more interesting than most of the uk which is honestly just a depressing shithole
Australia is like America but English. It's full of 'stores' like Kmart and 7/11 and everything is big and obnoxiously loud (especially the people) but they're actually really friendly and likeable.
New Zealand is known as New England to a few Aussies I know, not sure why you'd move there, it's like Wales but with killer earthquakes and expensive shit. It is way easier to get a visa to NZ as a Brit though than it is Aus as a Brit.
t. Brit living in Aus
If you look at who has the worlds best universities, who's explored the furthest, who's influence in entertainment and culture (yes I said culture) is world wide. The significant amount of achievements in innovation and technology. Planes, television, the gas powered automobile all the way down to the Coca Cola you drink, to the blue jeans you wear, to the Yotube and Facebook you use. We have the world's strongest economy and are the model for democracy in the world as well as being still the most emmigrated to country in the world. We have the best athletes ( most Olympic gold medalist). Our country is diverse in it's people's and landscape.This truly is a nation where you can be anything you want with hard work and drive. All of this and done in less than 300 years. I'm not saying that the US is without faults, but wer're ranked as being the 4th best country to live in the world. Now I know you're saying 4th isn't number 1, but for a country with problems like ours and a population like ours and politicians like ours, 4th place is pretty damn good.
...
how does one get into cuckolding? particuarly being a bull?
>aussies
>really friendly and likeable
yeah, pull the other one
do you wanna go u fookin bellsniffs ??
NOT MY PRESIDENT
(not my president)
NOT MY PRESIDENT
(not my president)
NOT MY PRESIDENT
(not my president)
NOT MY PRESIDENT
(not my president)
NOT MY PRESIDENT
(not my president)
>Batman of the Future
you avin a giraffe?
ffs at least put some effort into it lads
GOOD post
right thats settled it
gonna move to nz to avoid homos like u
Why?
I don't mind them.
Worse things about these days lad.
They're like a familiar face in the darkness for some hellholes.
Decent desu
The average Aussie on the street is much more polite and friendly than in the UK. Outside of small towns back home people wouldn't fucking speak to you on the street unless they absolutely had to. Miserable fucks, always in a rush to get somewhere, always angry at something. Australians are far more upbeat and lighthearted though, at least on the outside, think the suicide rate is huge here.
I only earn £14k pa
good lad
he was molestered by his uncle too and now lives in constant want since he's dead
HEY HEY
HO HO
TRUMP'S HAS GOT TO GO
HEY HEY
HO HO
TRUMP'S HAS GOT TO GO
post voting machines
post fucking machines
Just move to Queensland
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife
I'd thank my lucky stars to be livin' here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away
>Miserable fucks, always in a rush to get somewhere, always angry at something.
Gotta love that British reserve 2bh
just read on the guardian that facunt is forcing us into hard brexit
wish this posh wanker would just piss off
>melbourne or bust
shut up pommy wanker
just realise the britfag must be an illegal immigrant since they're a neet
I'm not the
>GAS
>THE
>TAIGS
>lads
lad, but being constantly accused of it is making me want to gas you.
>Queensland
*tries to contain my laughter but burst out in open hysteria anyway*
And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the USA
how do you afford rent and bills?
The Irish are literally just more miserable Brits with even shittier banter 2bh
>post fucking machines
lies
B R I S B A N E
R
I
S
B
A
N
E
>mfw I literally know this person irl.
I'm not the melbourne poster but I went to the same Uni as them (literally get to see them taking pictures like this every morning on the way to lectures).
why is it always the women who are the secret racists?
Ah yes.
She doesn't make it a secret
>tfw want to move down under
>tfw parents won't follow me
>tfw masters is only relevant in uk without about a years effort
Praying for the homeless whilst the queen renovates her house she doesn't live in for £400m
Business idea: Create a time machine and warn Cromwell about the horrors that the Irish surviving would inflict on the Anglosphere
no the brits are irish
also we invented your national team aswell as btfo of you wankers in gallipoli
we literally invented your national identity and btfo of you tosspots at the only thing you have
*runs you over*
i always thought those pictures were taken in cambridge
>we send $350b a week to mexico
>lets spend it on our wall instead