HOW CAN THIS BE?! Edition
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The snoopers charter will not prevent a single terrorist incident
anibe
Anyone applied to be a janny?
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would like a pretty gf with big boobies thanks
could deck any of you in the gabber
No I already have a job
>already checked all my usual websites.
what are they lad? asking for a friend?
/brit/
/r9k/ (never post there, don't know why I bother even checking it; always shit)
Reddit
BBC News
wizardchan
That's about it.
ngl lie lads i don't care about this new law but the potential for my internet life to be investigated during vetting has put me off applying to the civ serv
i'm a retard though so they're not missing out
this, surely actual terrorists would be able to know to evade things like the records of their ISP ffs
I want everyone thinking about this law to remember that the government literally had its members raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. You can say it's mostly false accusations, but at least for Cyril Smith it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning probably because of how deep the rabbit hole goes.
So do I trust the governemnt/police with my internet history, nah can't say i do.
Finding myself quite unable to have sex despite my best efforts
what a qt
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>My 'domestic surveillance policies'? I'll make the Stasi look like fucking amateurs, that's my domestic surveillance policy
As someone who doesn't browse fb or twitter, tell me how I should have come across this mannequin challenge bollocks
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Terrorists can simply revert to send each other letters or telegrams
The sister made cinnamon porridge
Delightful
No
The government want access to the data of what? 40million users over a twelve month retention period. Do you know how unrealistic that is?
The amount of storage space required would be astronomical, not to mention that all this data would have to be indexed. At the moment what they do is identify suspect individuals and pull their data, but they can't just access anybody's data, which is what they want to be able to do
Bit racist innit m8
drank all my dad's beer
he's going to give me a hiding when he finds out
i really need to move out
Jimmy Savile got away with it because he was a procurer of children for politicians, royalty and police chiefs. There is simply no other way he could have avoided justice for 50 years when EVERYONE at the BBC knew about it.
post aussiebum.
get off to the idea of her busting down my door with the police catching me mid wank and walking up to me, slapping me, looking at my screen and saying 'well aren't you a dirty dirty little boy' and then she tells the police to cuff me and then she puts out her cigarette on my quivering face and i shoot a bit of cum from my willy and then she says 'ok lets lock him up' and then she puts on a glove.
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Ignoramus
I hope he gives you a well deserved thrashing, do you realise how annoying that is?
>his dad allows him to drink alcohol
rorke
Amazing how that inquiry got flipped to blaming the victims and smearing hundreds of them as liars (although only 1 was found to have lied). It was almost as if it was set up to fail from the very beginning. I despair at this countries and its 'institutions' sometimes.
>we need more women and more ethnic minorities
can Suzanne Evans just FUCK OFF
>tfw proto-nonce
>tfw read dabiq and other islamic extremist news sources
>tfw regularly use google to search for bait shit like "how to buy weed off the dark net", "how to test cocaine"
should i be worried lads?
You little cunt, glass yourself
being a) not a nonce, b) not a racist, and c) without any fucked up fetishes, i have 0 problems with the new so called law and freely invite mr government to peruse my browsing and posting history
nb: all the "i am a nonce" posts are a form of satire and should not be taken seriously
also when i say "paki" im just referring to the nation of origin for a few select people, including an individual im sure youll agree doesnt deserve much respect
PS. all the posts consisting solely of the word "poo" or "wee" do not consitute any kind of scat/urine fetish
I applied for the civil service after some lad ITT and in /britfeel/ told me it was cushty as fuck and easy to get an £18k job. Didn't even make it past the first hurdle where you have to fill out an internet form.
Will Paul Nuttall every be taken seriously considering he looks like Eddie Hitler?
he never drinks it so it's just been sitting there for months
if anything i saved it from going past its use by date
what animu is this?
Theresa is frustrated at being childless and is taking out that unspent authority on the country as a whole
Why does Rorke hate the out of Africa theory? It literally states that whites are more evolved than blacks.
Kill yourself Amir
going to get a job at an Apple factory lads
they're already moving back here after Trump threatened to slap a 45% tariff on all of their goods not made in America
he's not even technically president yet and he's already making America great again
>he's underage and/or doesn't have a job
rasheed
*walks towards you*
Use a VPN
any actual criminal can cover themselves with ease
Because rorkes don't believe in evolution either
I am not underage and I have a job
not willing to make a comment abou the whole "Rasheed" thing
Her body is so disgusting an weird. It's like a layman's attempt at filling a sausage casing with meat.
apples grow on trees they are not made in factories
>being old enough to remember bottom
fuck off granddad
This made me realize that I have never seen an attractive black trap
Think I'm in love but I'm not sure.
truth
So lads, who's up for a mannequin challenge? *strikes a hilarious pose where it looks like I'm pouring a cup of tea*
>an actual, unironic paki on /brit/
Don't know what that feels like, can you tell me?
the data retention law will be useful for ensuring Deano keeps his mind on football, booze and women and doesn't start to ponder the legitimacy of the government or anything like that
and that is what does my head in
if you're cunning enough to carry out an attack against one of the most secruitsed countries on earth. Surely you know how to make sure your messages and internet use are either encrypted or not fucking stored by talktalk
why would you want to work in a factory? you a bit of a thicko?
Think this autist has a crush on me haha.
Thinking about it I'm actually probably not, sorry
Doing quite a bad comedown
Regret taking MD
Dunno why i did it
Fuck sake
>an actual, unironic racist on /brit/
>what are dvds
Stupid Abo cunt.
It's one of the non canon dragon ball z movies, lad.
how much did you take?
MD comedown isn't even as bad as a hangover on drink and the feeling on MD is amazing
Just don't take it twice under six months
what the FUCK is MD?
most of /brit/ hates pakis and blacks
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Peeky Blinders
Worth watching?
Well, I disagree, I doubt anybody here really hates us. Except for you.
0.3 or so throughout the night
alcohol hangovers don't make you suicidal for a day or 2 though do they haha
pingaz
>tfw my brother's probably gonna marry a chink and i'm gonna have half-chink nephews and neices
No we don't, speak for yourself mate. Maybe pakis, but I don't hate blacks. Pretty ridiculous statements to make. I don't support immigration but I don't HATE blacks. Nigerians in this country are usually dead on chaps.
honestly this entire debacle has made me completely hate this country's government and institutions.
it's so obvious that they were raping kids in weird elite rituals and shit and then they take the moral high-ground by banning everything and putting draconian laws in and sending young men off to fight stupid laws.
I mean i sort of don't mind if there are elites, with vested interests doing conspiracy. for example politicans shilling for bankers or something of that ilk. But EWS-style raping kids and then covering it up using the police is too fucking much, that is on par with like the craziest african dictators or something.
really sick of it, i want to move to a better country, which is a shame because of love this land and its people.
better than working landscaping or as a servo clerk or any other kind of shit work
hmmm was expecting more
sucks to be you i guess lmao
They aren't your kids mate
only seen the first 2 seasons but yeah it's pretty good
>it's a "my british roommate is complaining about guns and trump for the 2nd week"episode
hahaha your nephew is gonna be elliot rodger
>rasheed so blind to the blight he's causing blighty
think they're just LARPing lad
>a victim of Poe's law
sad!
300 mg is fuckall, man up you eejyt
more like pry minister haha
was having a bit of an anxiety attack then i had a cheeky 1.5mg alprazolam and now i feel p relaxed desu
decent post this one lads
if they are low IQ rorkes then maybe
hate speech
encouraging dissent
racist
ageist
sexist bodyshaming
sexist racism
encouraging cyber crime
racist
cyberbullying racism
racist
sexist
child pornography peruser, terrorism glorifier and drug abuser
uhh racist and sexist much??
deviant behaviour
spreading rumours
probable paedophile/terrorist
definite paedophile
britain is a christian country
got to the point where I've done it far too much and can't hack the comedown now I think
probably not worth doing it much anymore
great political satire there
off to Sup Forums you pop lad
Alri I'll give it a watch
for fucks sake, that drug has too many slang terms
henceforth i declare it must now always be called MDMA, anyone who calls it anything else should be killed
STILL have'nt heard explanations for why I should know what this mannequin challenge is
good post
The British people really aren't worth sticking around for, Aussies and Kiwis are better folks desu
MD is pretty obvious ya fucking ranga
I call them yokes anyhow