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HOW CAN THIS BE?! Edition

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anime

The snoopers charter will not prevent a single terrorist incident

anibe

Anyone applied to be a janny?

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would like a pretty gf with big boobies thanks

could deck any of you in the gabber

No I already have a job

>already checked all my usual websites.

what are they lad? asking for a friend?

/brit/
/r9k/ (never post there, don't know why I bother even checking it; always shit)
Reddit
BBC News
wizardchan

That's about it.

ngl lie lads i don't care about this new law but the potential for my internet life to be investigated during vetting has put me off applying to the civ serv

i'm a retard though so they're not missing out

this, surely actual terrorists would be able to know to evade things like the records of their ISP ffs

I want everyone thinking about this law to remember that the government literally had its members raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. You can say it's mostly false accusations, but at least for Cyril Smith it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning probably because of how deep the rabbit hole goes.

So do I trust the governemnt/police with my internet history, nah can't say i do.

Finding myself quite unable to have sex despite my best efforts

what a qt
youtube.com/watch?v=hmslDqdsJ8s

>My 'domestic surveillance policies'? I'll make the Stasi look like fucking amateurs, that's my domestic surveillance policy

As someone who doesn't browse fb or twitter, tell me how I should have come across this mannequin challenge bollocks

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Terrorists can simply revert to send each other letters or telegrams

The sister made cinnamon porridge

Delightful

No

The government want access to the data of what? 40million users over a twelve month retention period. Do you know how unrealistic that is?

The amount of storage space required would be astronomical, not to mention that all this data would have to be indexed. At the moment what they do is identify suspect individuals and pull their data, but they can't just access anybody's data, which is what they want to be able to do

Bit racist innit m8

drank all my dad's beer

he's going to give me a hiding when he finds out

i really need to move out

Jimmy Savile got away with it because he was a procurer of children for politicians, royalty and police chiefs. There is simply no other way he could have avoided justice for 50 years when EVERYONE at the BBC knew about it.

post aussiebum.

get off to the idea of her busting down my door with the police catching me mid wank and walking up to me, slapping me, looking at my screen and saying 'well aren't you a dirty dirty little boy' and then she tells the police to cuff me and then she puts out her cigarette on my quivering face and i shoot a bit of cum from my willy and then she says 'ok lets lock him up' and then she puts on a glove.

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Ignoramus

I hope he gives you a well deserved thrashing, do you realise how annoying that is?

>his dad allows him to drink alcohol

rorke

Amazing how that inquiry got flipped to blaming the victims and smearing hundreds of them as liars (although only 1 was found to have lied). It was almost as if it was set up to fail from the very beginning. I despair at this countries and its 'institutions' sometimes.

>we need more women and more ethnic minorities

can Suzanne Evans just FUCK OFF

>tfw proto-nonce
>tfw read dabiq and other islamic extremist news sources
>tfw regularly use google to search for bait shit like "how to buy weed off the dark net", "how to test cocaine"
should i be worried lads?

You little cunt, glass yourself

being a) not a nonce, b) not a racist, and c) without any fucked up fetishes, i have 0 problems with the new so called law and freely invite mr government to peruse my browsing and posting history

nb: all the "i am a nonce" posts are a form of satire and should not be taken seriously

also when i say "paki" im just referring to the nation of origin for a few select people, including an individual im sure youll agree doesnt deserve much respect

PS. all the posts consisting solely of the word "poo" or "wee" do not consitute any kind of scat/urine fetish

I applied for the civil service after some lad ITT and in /britfeel/ told me it was cushty as fuck and easy to get an £18k job. Didn't even make it past the first hurdle where you have to fill out an internet form.

Will Paul Nuttall every be taken seriously considering he looks like Eddie Hitler?

he never drinks it so it's just been sitting there for months

if anything i saved it from going past its use by date

what animu is this?

Theresa is frustrated at being childless and is taking out that unspent authority on the country as a whole

Why does Rorke hate the out of Africa theory? It literally states that whites are more evolved than blacks.

Kill yourself Amir

going to get a job at an Apple factory lads

they're already moving back here after Trump threatened to slap a 45% tariff on all of their goods not made in America

he's not even technically president yet and he's already making America great again

>he's underage and/or doesn't have a job

rasheed

*walks towards you*

Use a VPN

any actual criminal can cover themselves with ease

Because rorkes don't believe in evolution either

I am not underage and I have a job

not willing to make a comment abou the whole "Rasheed" thing

Her body is so disgusting an weird. It's like a layman's attempt at filling a sausage casing with meat.

apples grow on trees they are not made in factories

>being old enough to remember bottom

fuck off granddad

This made me realize that I have never seen an attractive black trap

Think I'm in love but I'm not sure.

truth

So lads, who's up for a mannequin challenge? *strikes a hilarious pose where it looks like I'm pouring a cup of tea*

youtu.be/2xFTfG-Z3XI

>an actual, unironic paki on /brit/

Don't know what that feels like, can you tell me?

the data retention law will be useful for ensuring Deano keeps his mind on football, booze and women and doesn't start to ponder the legitimacy of the government or anything like that

and that is what does my head in

if you're cunning enough to carry out an attack against one of the most secruitsed countries on earth. Surely you know how to make sure your messages and internet use are either encrypted or not fucking stored by talktalk

why would you want to work in a factory? you a bit of a thicko?

Think this autist has a crush on me haha.

Thinking about it I'm actually probably not, sorry

Doing quite a bad comedown

Regret taking MD

Dunno why i did it

Fuck sake

>an actual, unironic racist on /brit/

>what are dvds

Stupid Abo cunt.

It's one of the non canon dragon ball z movies, lad.

how much did you take?

MD comedown isn't even as bad as a hangover on drink and the feeling on MD is amazing

Just don't take it twice under six months

what the FUCK is MD?

most of /brit/ hates pakis and blacks

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Peeky Blinders

Worth watching?

Well, I disagree, I doubt anybody here really hates us. Except for you.

0.3 or so throughout the night

alcohol hangovers don't make you suicidal for a day or 2 though do they haha

pingaz

>tfw my brother's probably gonna marry a chink and i'm gonna have half-chink nephews and neices

No we don't, speak for yourself mate. Maybe pakis, but I don't hate blacks. Pretty ridiculous statements to make. I don't support immigration but I don't HATE blacks. Nigerians in this country are usually dead on chaps.

honestly this entire debacle has made me completely hate this country's government and institutions.

it's so obvious that they were raping kids in weird elite rituals and shit and then they take the moral high-ground by banning everything and putting draconian laws in and sending young men off to fight stupid laws.

I mean i sort of don't mind if there are elites, with vested interests doing conspiracy. for example politicans shilling for bankers or something of that ilk. But EWS-style raping kids and then covering it up using the police is too fucking much, that is on par with like the craziest african dictators or something.

really sick of it, i want to move to a better country, which is a shame because of love this land and its people.

better than working landscaping or as a servo clerk or any other kind of shit work

hmmm was expecting more

sucks to be you i guess lmao

They aren't your kids mate

only seen the first 2 seasons but yeah it's pretty good

>it's a "my british roommate is complaining about guns and trump for the 2nd week"episode

hahaha your nephew is gonna be elliot rodger

>rasheed so blind to the blight he's causing blighty

think they're just LARPing lad
>a victim of Poe's law
sad!

300 mg is fuckall, man up you eejyt

more like pry minister haha

was having a bit of an anxiety attack then i had a cheeky 1.5mg alprazolam and now i feel p relaxed desu

decent post this one lads

if they are low IQ rorkes then maybe

hate speech

encouraging dissent

racist

ageist

sexist bodyshaming

sexist racism

encouraging cyber crime

racist

cyberbullying racism

racist

sexist

child pornography peruser, terrorism glorifier and drug abuser

uhh racist and sexist much??

deviant behaviour

spreading rumours

probable paedophile/terrorist

definite paedophile

britain is a christian country

got to the point where I've done it far too much and can't hack the comedown now I think

probably not worth doing it much anymore

great political satire there

off to Sup Forums you pop lad

Alri I'll give it a watch

for fucks sake, that drug has too many slang terms

henceforth i declare it must now always be called MDMA, anyone who calls it anything else should be killed

STILL have'nt heard explanations for why I should know what this mannequin challenge is

good post

The British people really aren't worth sticking around for, Aussies and Kiwis are better folks desu

MD is pretty obvious ya fucking ranga

I call them yokes anyhow