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Thank you based god

Has Sup Forumss meme magic worked? Can we push meme magic to give us a Thunder Raptors final?

Bogut should have pushed his nose in.

Durant has grown beyond the Based gods curse powers. Unlike that bitchboy harden.

>Warriors lose
>Ayy81 stalker autist goes into hiding

Now that Kobe has retired, is Westbrook the realest nigga in the league?

>NO LAST 2 MINUTE REPORT BECAUSE THE POINT DIFF IS 6+
lmao get fucked illegal screeniors

yes

Pretty much as long as durant plays his part and they give him the rock

We really did it

So which game will Thundoras be winning next, G3 or G4?

>post yfw you realized OKC actually won the Harden trade

my nigerian uncle is visiting from the future and brings the following predictions

raptors in 5

Warriors in 5, durant has another jones fracture

raptors in 6ix

cap this, uncle olu is never wrong tbqh

G2, G3, & G4

Thinking the raptors will win proves nothing

>the national basketball silver association wants put the golden cashcow winneriors in 0-2 hole
nah. looking at riots in san francisco and silicon valley hacking the league exposing insider betting

Things that that /nba/ said
>Anthony Davis is the best player in the NBA
>Roy Hibbert is the best Center
>Scottie Pippen is better than Lebron

All the rigging in the world can't stop a team from getting BTFO when a superior team swoops in and buttrapes them.

It's like the 2014 Finals, when the Heat got destroyed. You'd better believe Silver wanted that threepeat, but the Spurs were just too good. Nothing to be done when you can't match up.

the thunder could be the craptors without durant or westbrook

how come Curry MVP when his team is better without him?

it don't make no sense.

what mismatches did donovan abuse in this game?

How come Westbrook doesn't have a signature shoe line? You'd think Nike or Adidas would be all over him

No small ball like every other team

Reminder Curry had 7 turnovers and shot over 15 three pointers.

He plays for a small market team

because he plays in a shit market

What about Durant?

Durant has like 10,000 shoes

Not even questionable.

too bad he didn't make 15 three pointers.

Literal know nothings.

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warriors in 5

Cavs in 4

So does KD

Durant was molded by the curse, forever altered by it. He allowed it to manifest, to engulf him, to baptize him.

And then he owned it.

Lil B's curse is now the Reaper's curse. Pray you don't fall victim to it as Curry did tonight.

These shoes are 110. They look like fucking K Swiss

unrelated but kyries shoes are really fucking good and comfortable

Dame's better.

which one's do you recommend

>Westbrook - 7/21
>33%
>Durant - 10/30
>33%
>Westbrook + Durant - 17/51
>33%

Give me 1 good reason why shooting a combined 50% is worth it

/nba/ bandwagons the wrong backcourts and keeps getting BTFO

For a duo is doesn't. What matters is what the rest of the team is shooting and what the other team is shooting.

"analytic" memes are dumb.

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Enjoy getting sweeped

If OKC makes the finals (IF):

>James Harden watches from the Kardashian household with a look of despair.
>The Rockets GM would place a gun to his head and pull the trigger.
>Golden State would forever be "the team that broke the record for most wins by a team that didn't make the finals."
>Celtics fans drop their heads with hopelessness.
>Spurs will go to Cancun.
>Adams will have a massive Hangi in the city
>Sam Presti will be in his office with his legs cocked on his desk.
>His feet will be comfortably sitting on top of the papers for the 2012 trade.
>He'll be smoking a fat ass Cuban cigar as he smiles at the ceiling.
>"Best damn trade I ever made."

Smart people already knew this

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Team FTA vs their opponents FTA for the remaining playoff teams:

CLE: 151-165
TOR: 368-321
GS: 249-280
OKC: 295-235

It official: the Raptors and Thunder have been getting the calls and the Cavs and Warriors have been getting screwed.

Cuban cigars are illegal fampai

Yet the cavs have yet to lose

oh damn

wew lad

BLACKS BTFO
WHITE MEN CAN JUMP

There is the 1 in my predicted 4-1 GS over OKC.

Happy that that's out of the way, for sure.
Looking forward to the inevitable 5 game sweep of the flyover state almost good enoughs.

Bay Area >> The World

Hopefully the refs continue to ignore painfully obvious travel violations.

The Thundurrr will need the help.

exactly, but that was despite the refs.

But the Spurs were hosed vs the Thunder.

This one is for you

Donovan was calling for a timeout before it sooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kek

Are you the Canadian who made all the shook webms

Nah, nigga

Meta World Peace

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FUCK YES, JUST LOGGED IN AND THEY DID IT!

TODAY WE ARE ALL THUNDER FANS

nah

doesn't matter though.
OKC got their 1 game.

Warriors coaching > OKC

Adjustments will be made.
5 game GS sweep on the way.

yes

Upvote!!!

How come the Kerr got out coached in the second half?

>no sound from that kickstart commercial because moots last display of faggotry
When is Hiro fixing this shit?

My sword enemy

im watching some bootleg dunk contest, will they re-broadcast?

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I love how the bandwagon chinks are so shook that they wait until /nba/ goes to sleep before they start talking shit. Westgod has raped you like your gook ancestors have been raped so many times before. Have fun getting cucked out of the Finals and going down as the biggest chokers in NBA history.

lel. 0-1 hole assures it's going to 6 unless Draymond takes out Adams' knee next game.

Put your hatred aside and enjoy some manakish my friend

Warriors got outplayed in the second half.

It happens.

Too many turnovers.

Not enough meme balls going into hole

m9, i'm asian but i live in boston. i ain't no warriors cuck

are you Flip? Gay Area bandwagon are almost exclusively Flip

I'm white. 35. Martinez, ca resident. east bay my whole life.

you're a bad troll, but I don't really give a shit.
You bandwagon OKC because your sorry team is out.

gl with that

>KD played like shit and OKC still won

top fucking kek

They told me the warriors were good

>Have fun getting cucked out of the Finals and going down as the biggest chokers in NBA history.
The fucking Thunder are so based. Im so glad GSW gets blown out before LelBron does it.

Fluke ass Rocket and Clipper slayers

>spurdoras

FUCK YOU STEPH CURRY,

OKC SWEEP

TELLING PEOPLE LIES IN POST GAME INTERVIEWS

Did you enjoy westgod?

no, filipinos are the niggers of asia

LeBron
Artest
Richard Jefferson
Vince Carter
Westbrook
Garnett

He played well. I did.

Loved that every time Curry made a three, Westbrook took him to the rack right away in the following possession.

The Warriors need to figure out how to prevent the Thunder from abusing them inside.

I imagine a different game had Bogut been in and healthy for the whole game.

>ESPN is now turning on Curry and calling him overrated by the media despite the fact ESPN was the one blowing him up

lmaoooooooooooo

>adjustments
green isn't growing 6 inches taller
barnes won't be packing 25 more pounds and suddenly know how to box-out
we might even see an ezeli-mcadoo starting frontcourt in this series

that bald fuck with the cancer mole needs to drain his jumpers if Gs want to unclog the paint

That doesn't mean you aren't one

This is that Thunder team you were always scared of. You knew this could happen. It's time for a Thunder dynasty. The memeriors will be a footnote in history.

what should I write in the last box?

ESPN are the Hillary Clinton of sports journalism. They just say anything and hop on any trend with no integrity or self thought. Anything to stay popular and continue making shekels. If the Warriors get bounced they'll drop Curry and go back to sucking off Durant/LeBron.

>This is that Thunder team you were always scared of. You knew this could happen. It's time for a Thunder dynasty. The memeriors will be a footnote in history.

Why was Iggy+Draymond combo a non factor in this game? I thought they were a top defensive duo

Or if the warriors had real big men and not bogut

Do a flip faggot

"Don't jump. Not even death can save you from Westgod."

top kek

>1-0
>advanced stats

You scared shitposter? I hear that butthole puckering up.