Europeans who really like America

>Europeans who really like America

>people who really like America

>Americans who really like America

Redneck pride worldwide

>live a third-world eastern european country
>"my dream is to move to USA"
>"it will be just like in the movies"

>people who really like France

>Europeans who really like Russia

>euros liking america
Lmao cucks

>Canadians who really like Americans

>Negros

>Anyone liking the UK

>liking any place on the American continent

good post

>he thinks I like the UK

>he doesn't like based UK
>thinking anyone gives a shit about Jocks

You welsh piece of shit. I fucking hate the welsh 10x more than the rest of the uk.

excellent post

>be American
>get robbed by niggers
>pull out gun and shoot them
>absolutely no legal consequences
>have burgers and go home

>be Brit
>get robbed by Pakis
>no gun
>not even a knife
>pick up stick to defend self
>arrested by police for illegal possession of assault stick and xenophobia
>sent to prison
>raped to death by Pakis in prison


USA USA USA #1
GRETAST CONTRY

It's funny how only Americans and Africans really weirdly like guns.

what about Switzerland? they also love guns

>get robbed by niggers
>their guns pointed directly at my forehead
>somehow manage to pull out my own gun and shoot all of them before they can do anything
nothing personell......

No, they just understand that their country is effectively one giant bank.

*teleports behind you*

>Americans who love Trump

whereas Portugal has nothing worth stealing.

Please don't ever idolize this place. We're proud of our ignorance and will, quite literally, defend it to the death. We're gun crazy, violent, xenophobic, and ill-educated. We elected a whackjob rapist, with no political experience whatsoever, to be our next President. While I find this hilarious, I can also see why it would be cause for concern.

This ain't the place to be.

I like all nations desu.

Israel too.

what do you mean no, retard. check their gun ownership stats

Rude and inaccurate

>CHI
go back

>posting manchild cartoons on a laotian rice trading board

>this is what goes on when ausgods are asleep

>CHI
?

He's saying you have to go back, Luis.

When i was young i believed America was like the Simpsons.
it's true?

Yeah, I have no idea what that means.

>Israel too.

Yes, and Israel is literally one massive fort.

>what do you mean no, retard. check their gun ownership stats

I mean the swiss aren't autistic about guns like Americans and Africans are, they just feel they're necessary.

>gold reserves

you'll never take our Nazi gold

Just like they'll never take your """"""empire""""""?

Is ok señor. You'll be back with your own people soon. Animals are happier when they're wild and free. You don't belong in captivity.

I'm not Mexican, though. I'm a white suburbanite from New England currently living in the Midwest. I get the whole "you have to go back" thing is some ebic Sup Forums meemay, though. That's pretty neato.

Cucks belong in cuckistan, you have to go back.

we held on to it for as long as we could

at least we didn't give it up without a fight like you cucklords

Oh, you meant Cuckistan! With all the "señor" stuff I thought you were implying I was Mexican or something. Okay, I'll go back to Cuckistan.

wtf I love Portugal now.

>Americans who love Poortugal

There are only two types of countries in this world. Those that are the United States of America, and those that aren't.

MUH GOLD REEE

How many United States of Americas do we have now?

Got a problem?

>muh ouro!
t. Viceroyalty of Brazil

There's the one America, and then there's everyone else. Once you're passed our borders you'll realize how good we have it here in civilization.

No, but you.

So many, many problems.

>Europeans who speak English with an American accent

I dunno, man. I've been living in Indiana for a number of years now. I wouldn't call this civilization.

>he's been to Tijuana once
>he thinks that being better than Mexico is an achievement

a fake british accent sounds a lot worse actually

At least you have real capitalism in there unlike us

Being the worst state in the union is better than being the best non american country in the world.

You don't need to leave the garden to see that the desert outside is terrible.

The question is do you even want real capitalism. It sure doesn't seem to be doing us any favors. Unless you're rich, that is.

We're not the worst state in the union. That would be New Jersey. We're just really close.

no it really doesn't

coincidently i have a german friend who speaks with a english accent and it's actually one of the best foreigner english speaking accents i've ever heard

>he thinks he's in a garden

>Americans who really like Canada

But its also easier to be rich man, thats the whole point.

.Americans who still like the Simpsons

Yeah, you think that until you come here and actually try to get rich. The "American Dream" is long since dead, if it was ever alive to begin with.

>americans who like Britain

Yeah, but they arent Americans or Africans so it works with them.

>You don't need to leave the garden to see that the desert outside is terrible.

The amount of anglophiles in this country is surprisingly high.

They just crave culture.

British culture is just the one most Americans find most accessible.

*punches you in the nose*

you want some more?!

You're probably right about that. Personally, I just really, really like Branston Pickle.

Same.

>''''''''''''''people''''''''''''''''''' who really like America
mate you and i both know they're not people