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relegation play-offs

>thursday
eintracht - nürnberg (20:30 cest)

>friday
würzburg - duisburg (19:10 cest)

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goooooooooooooood morning

first for memes

Brondby IF have appointed Alexander Zorniger as their new head coach.

weren't they in talks with tony adams?

Yeah

and?

>Dembélé erklärt: „Ich hatte viele Angebote. Aber ich habe von Anfang an klar gemacht, dass ich nur nach Dortmund will. Mir war vom ersten Moment an klar, dass ich dort hin muss und es keinen anderen Verein geben kann.“

This goes down like oil. Don't even care how many spineless traitors >we lose to Buyern, if fresh & hungry kids like him replace them.

if he's good, he's gonna go to buyern in a couple of years tho

And they chose someone else. I'm happy it didn't end up being Adams or Morten Wieghorst, but I would have preferred Lars Olsen.

>player leaves club for a better club
>he's an evil traitor !!!11!!

shareholders are the most pathetic fans uezs
not even HSV cry as much as you faggots when a better club (mostly Leverkusen) buys all their good players

okay

> Buy-UUURN faggot detected
> Wants /bundes/ to remain a one horse race

Why am I not surprised?

What are we picking for England v Sri Lanka lads?

>test cricket

your mom to score

If you're actually watching that series I assume you're only doing it ironically. It will be as one-sided as Australia vs West Indies was.

Which sucks for >us because Sri Lanka will still be tricky in home conditions but >we will basically get no points for beating them. No win situation.

You passed the test

There's basically no difference between formats anymore.

T20 autism has killed all technique in cricket and now only a few spastics like Kane actually bat properly. See youtube.com/watch?v=2boxcdjDnpE

Literally no difference between that and t20

Will Ingolstadt deliver next season again?

When was the last time a T20 game lasted 5 days and ended in a draw?

If you sign up to their premium delivery service.

>Offiziell: Pizarro verlängert um ein weiteres Jahr in Bremen

Well what else is on? I sure fucking aint watching IPLel

Löw just texted me the Euro squad
All the youngsters will go to the Olympic Games

He will redefine fodbold. I feel sorry for Randers.

>tfw your team has the best young midfield in Germany

you from gladbach?

>implying

...

Dirtmound is a stepping stone for him.

>Schalke midfield
>better than Gladbach
You know that's a lie

>Goretzka
>Meyer
>Kehrer

then not a MF but Marvin Friedrich too

we have the best young core in Germany

>Dahoud
>Tielmans
>Schulz
>Hazard
>Herrmann
>Hofmann
Come again?

weak bait

No doubt. I'm not pretending he'll finish his career at Dortmund. All I said was: it's good to have hungry kids like him at the club who'll enjoy every minute of a CL group match rather than a guy like Hummels who thinks he deserves a shortcut to the CL trophy.


I remember Lewandowski was desperate for a move to Dortmund and he and his agents pulled some dubious shit in Poland at the time and look where he's now...

t. mad cologne customer

>look where he's now

Not in any CL finals, thats for sure.

>dahoud
highly talented but stil inexperienced
>Tielemans
not playing for BMG
>Schulz
Plays most of his games as LB
>Hazard
talented but not worldclass
>Hermann
see Hazard
>Hofmann
decent BL player

>list good BMG players
>not mentioning the guy who'll single-handedly win us to the Euros this year
piss poor bait

My point was that the midfield is better right now than the "young core" of Schalke though, Goretzka and Kehrer are really nothing special, plus they don't have to play by themselves or with other young players like the players at Gladbach. The core at Gladbach this season was Xhaka/Nordveit/Dahoud

>schalke
>gladbach
who cares? they're both shit

I can see Gladbach replacing Schalke in Germany's Top 4

Guilavogui is staying at Wolfsburg. Contract until 2019.

Schalke already got replaced by mainz

Good joke. Transfer period hasn't even started and Mainz is already sold out.

So is the Wolfsburg meme already over?
Once Rodriguez leaves they become a team of literally whos.

They successfully killed the kruse and draxler meme

...

Hopefully. They became the Gnadenhof of German meme players. I can see them buying Kevin Volland, Sandro Wagner and Timo Werner this summer.

Oh and I forgot Ron Robert Zieler as Benalio replacement.

>not sommer

Where did everything go so wrong?

Makes perfect sense.

>Schalkes zukünftiger Sportvorstand Christian Heidel hat in einem Interview mit der „FAZ“ zu einem größeren Zusammenhalt innerhalb des Vereins aufgerufen. „Wir müssen nun nur noch den Überbegriff Einigkeit stärker ausprägen. Wenn wir als ganzer Klub einig sind, dann ziehen wir die Fans auf diesem Weg mit. Dann entfaltet dieser Klub eine ungeheure Kraft und Energie“, zitiert das Blatt den 52-Jährigen am Dienstag.
good luck with that lol

Hermann too

>inb4 Schweinsteiger nominated instead of Dahoud

When they started buying into German memes after the WC win to gain popularity instead of scouting good foreign players.

HEIDEL RAUS

Dahoud is in the Olympics

hardly an excuse, nobody cares about the olympics. send schweinsteiger to the olympics and let Dahoud play at the euros.

they kill every talented player's career with their mercenary mentality

Prepare for Podolski, Pigfucker, Uth, Rudy, Volland, Kramer.

Too bad KPB doesn't play in England anymore. We'd need his help fixing the German NT once again.

---Schürrle ------- Götze -------- Volland
---Piggie ------------ Özil --------- Khedira
Hector -- Hummels -- Boateng -- Rudy

t. Löw (Bundeskanzlerin)

They had better get rid of Schweinsteiger and Podolski

Their time is over

kill me

...

>Auf seiner Antrittspressekonferenz als neuer Sportdirektor von Bundesligist Mainz 05 hat Rouven Schröder (40) am Dienstagvormittag bestätigt, dass der defensive Mittelfeldspieler Julian Baumgartlinger Gebrauch von seiner im bis 2019 laufenden Vertrag verankerten Ausstiegsklausel machen wird. Demnach hat der österreichische Nationalspieler mit Bayer 04 Leverkusen Einigkeit über einen Wechsel im Sommer erzielt.

>I don't rate Schweinsteiger

>Kimmich

Everybody rates Schweinsteiger. The problem is that he has been in shit form for the past 18 months.

Give us Sane

THIS

>Podolski

m8 hes already a liverpool player

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stream starts at 01:15 pm.

thanks senpai

I just watch it on TV
Think both N-TV and N24 have it on

noice thanks man

no wonder you rate Schweinsteiger, you're living 90 years in the past.

100 euros on Hahn not getting nominated but Draxel or Kruse are

So which player is going to take all of Jogi's blame now that we have two Bauern CBs?

Kruse won't
Hahn won't
Sane won't
Poldi will cause he's Poldi
Draxlel will
Schürrlel will
Kimmich will cause Bayern

please no Gomez

Hector and Rudy of course. And Kroos of course.

Türkogan

Podolski will be there.

Trust me.

Literally bet 100€ on it.

>three players with release clauses in the same summer
Fucking hell Mainz.

Kroos and Hector

maybe Löw will bring Schmelzer so he can blame him for everything bad

Will this be on ARD?

>inb4 Slowsteiger will play every game
you had one job gündogan.

No, n-tv

He won't, he'll be saved for the important games.

stream started

get that faggot out of the camera

bring the other faggot that presents the squad

>this fucking video
>this music

Why does France have to be so gay

>no ALLAHU AKBAR screams
unrealistic

will it ever end????