relegation play-offs
>thursday
eintracht - nürnberg (20:30 cest)
>friday
würzburg - duisburg (19:10 cest)
relegation play-offs
>thursday
eintracht - nürnberg (20:30 cest)
>friday
würzburg - duisburg (19:10 cest)
goooooooooooooood morning
first for memes
Brondby IF have appointed Alexander Zorniger as their new head coach.
weren't they in talks with tony adams?
Yeah
and?
>Dembélé erklärt: „Ich hatte viele Angebote. Aber ich habe von Anfang an klar gemacht, dass ich nur nach Dortmund will. Mir war vom ersten Moment an klar, dass ich dort hin muss und es keinen anderen Verein geben kann.“
This goes down like oil. Don't even care how many spineless traitors >we lose to Buyern, if fresh & hungry kids like him replace them.
if he's good, he's gonna go to buyern in a couple of years tho
And they chose someone else. I'm happy it didn't end up being Adams or Morten Wieghorst, but I would have preferred Lars Olsen.
>player leaves club for a better club
>he's an evil traitor !!!11!!
shareholders are the most pathetic fans uezs
not even HSV cry as much as you faggots when a better club (mostly Leverkusen) buys all their good players
okay
> Buy-UUURN faggot detected
> Wants /bundes/ to remain a one horse race
Why am I not surprised?
What are we picking for England v Sri Lanka lads?
>test cricket
your mom to score
If you're actually watching that series I assume you're only doing it ironically. It will be as one-sided as Australia vs West Indies was.
Which sucks for >us because Sri Lanka will still be tricky in home conditions but >we will basically get no points for beating them. No win situation.
You passed the test
There's basically no difference between formats anymore.
T20 autism has killed all technique in cricket and now only a few spastics like Kane actually bat properly. See youtube.com
Literally no difference between that and t20
Will Ingolstadt deliver next season again?
When was the last time a T20 game lasted 5 days and ended in a draw?
If you sign up to their premium delivery service.
>Offiziell: Pizarro verlängert um ein weiteres Jahr in Bremen
Well what else is on? I sure fucking aint watching IPLel
Löw just texted me the Euro squad
All the youngsters will go to the Olympic Games
He will redefine fodbold. I feel sorry for Randers.
>tfw your team has the best young midfield in Germany
you from gladbach?
>implying
...
Dirtmound is a stepping stone for him.
>Schalke midfield
>better than Gladbach
You know that's a lie
>Goretzka
>Meyer
>Kehrer
then not a MF but Marvin Friedrich too
we have the best young core in Germany
>Dahoud
>Tielmans
>Schulz
>Hazard
>Herrmann
>Hofmann
Come again?
weak bait
No doubt. I'm not pretending he'll finish his career at Dortmund. All I said was: it's good to have hungry kids like him at the club who'll enjoy every minute of a CL group match rather than a guy like Hummels who thinks he deserves a shortcut to the CL trophy.
I remember Lewandowski was desperate for a move to Dortmund and he and his agents pulled some dubious shit in Poland at the time and look where he's now...
t. mad cologne customer
>look where he's now
Not in any CL finals, thats for sure.
>dahoud
highly talented but stil inexperienced
>Tielemans
not playing for BMG
>Schulz
Plays most of his games as LB
>Hazard
talented but not worldclass
>Hermann
see Hazard
>Hofmann
decent BL player
>list good BMG players
>not mentioning the guy who'll single-handedly win us to the Euros this year
piss poor bait
My point was that the midfield is better right now than the "young core" of Schalke though, Goretzka and Kehrer are really nothing special, plus they don't have to play by themselves or with other young players like the players at Gladbach. The core at Gladbach this season was Xhaka/Nordveit/Dahoud
>schalke
>gladbach
who cares? they're both shit
I can see Gladbach replacing Schalke in Germany's Top 4
Guilavogui is staying at Wolfsburg. Contract until 2019.
Schalke already got replaced by mainz
Good joke. Transfer period hasn't even started and Mainz is already sold out.
So is the Wolfsburg meme already over?
Once Rodriguez leaves they become a team of literally whos.
They successfully killed the kruse and draxler meme
...
Hopefully. They became the Gnadenhof of German meme players. I can see them buying Kevin Volland, Sandro Wagner and Timo Werner this summer.
Oh and I forgot Ron Robert Zieler as Benalio replacement.
>not sommer
Where did everything go so wrong?
Makes perfect sense.
>Schalkes zukünftiger Sportvorstand Christian Heidel hat in einem Interview mit der „FAZ“ zu einem größeren Zusammenhalt innerhalb des Vereins aufgerufen. „Wir müssen nun nur noch den Überbegriff Einigkeit stärker ausprägen. Wenn wir als ganzer Klub einig sind, dann ziehen wir die Fans auf diesem Weg mit. Dann entfaltet dieser Klub eine ungeheure Kraft und Energie“, zitiert das Blatt den 52-Jährigen am Dienstag.
good luck with that lol
Hermann too
>inb4 Schweinsteiger nominated instead of Dahoud
When they started buying into German memes after the WC win to gain popularity instead of scouting good foreign players.
HEIDEL RAUS
Dahoud is in the Olympics
hardly an excuse, nobody cares about the olympics. send schweinsteiger to the olympics and let Dahoud play at the euros.
they kill every talented player's career with their mercenary mentality
Prepare for Podolski, Pigfucker, Uth, Rudy, Volland, Kramer.
Too bad KPB doesn't play in England anymore. We'd need his help fixing the German NT once again.
---Schürrle ------- Götze -------- Volland
---Piggie ------------ Özil --------- Khedira
Hector -- Hummels -- Boateng -- Rudy
t. Löw (Bundeskanzlerin)
They had better get rid of Schweinsteiger and Podolski
Their time is over
kill me
...
>Auf seiner Antrittspressekonferenz als neuer Sportdirektor von Bundesligist Mainz 05 hat Rouven Schröder (40) am Dienstagvormittag bestätigt, dass der defensive Mittelfeldspieler Julian Baumgartlinger Gebrauch von seiner im bis 2019 laufenden Vertrag verankerten Ausstiegsklausel machen wird. Demnach hat der österreichische Nationalspieler mit Bayer 04 Leverkusen Einigkeit über einen Wechsel im Sommer erzielt.
>I don't rate Schweinsteiger
>Kimmich
Everybody rates Schweinsteiger. The problem is that he has been in shit form for the past 18 months.
Give us Sane
THIS
>Podolski
m8 hes already a liverpool player
thanks senpai
I just watch it on TV
Think both N-TV and N24 have it on
noice thanks man
no wonder you rate Schweinsteiger, you're living 90 years in the past.
100 euros on Hahn not getting nominated but Draxel or Kruse are
So which player is going to take all of Jogi's blame now that we have two Bauern CBs?
Kruse won't
Hahn won't
Sane won't
Poldi will cause he's Poldi
Draxlel will
Schürrlel will
Kimmich will cause Bayern
please no Gomez
Hector and Rudy of course. And Kroos of course.
Türkogan
Podolski will be there.
Trust me.
Literally bet 100€ on it.
>three players with release clauses in the same summer
Fucking hell Mainz.
Kroos and Hector
maybe Löw will bring Schmelzer so he can blame him for everything bad
Will this be on ARD?
>inb4 Slowsteiger will play every game
you had one job gündogan.
No, n-tv
He won't, he'll be saved for the important games.
stream started
get that faggot out of the camera
bring the other faggot that presents the squad
>this fucking video
>this music
Why does France have to be so gay
>no ALLAHU AKBAR screams
unrealistic
will it ever end????