It's over. Europe is finished. Germany wins again

It's over. Europe is finished. Germany wins again.

This squad is bullshit

>Can as a defender
For what purpose?

PODOLSKI POWER

>Germany wins

Yeah probably.

>those strikers

my sides, almost as bad as spain

england LITERALLY have the best attack in the whole tournament

>Löw will never EVER fuck off with his meme players

Defence is >JUST tier

Literally who

>those strikers

What's it like winning a world cup?
What's anal like?

Julian Brandt will dominate this tournament.

Mark my words.

You'll know what the latter feels like once we face you in the Euro

lots of nonamer defenders and strikers

finishing 3rd

>no Kruse

ouch

Doesnt matter though, Jogi will lead us to another title. My only worry is Reus actually being alive for once. He is a Chancentod if i've ever seen one.

Still salty over Dresden?

How the fuck is Podolski still getting called?

Reus is like Robben. They're both good, but only healthy enough to play 10% of the time

>Podolski

>Gomez is Germany's best striker
lmaoing

No, that's Podolski

you need a polak to beat the polaks

>rudy
>podolski
>götze

>Germany's best striker
He's Germany's ONLY striker fäm.

Noone knows, there are several theories though.
I hope Sané and Müller team up nice, and for Gomez to make a difference

>#jederfuerjeden
Why is German divegrass so cringe-inducingly beta?

>better goal-scoring ratio in the CL than rooney who is considered england's best player ever

go back to syria, ahmed

>"Gomez"
>on a German team
lmao cucks

muh team spirit
muh cohesiveness
He has literally been degraded to a mascot for the team.

>implying you wouldn't want to be his power bottom
kys

He is some sort of mascot, like everyone knows he's shit and can't play but he keeps the spirits up with stupid jokes and having a good mood and the likes. He's not really a football player anymore.

>Reus is like Robben
pls

>No Huth

Yogi Love, what the fuck you doing man

Must be all that "new blood" Germany's been bringing in.

Congrats, I guess.

>emre carries livershit to EL final playing CM ballack style

>put him as a defender

wtf

>falling for the meme

Who /rooting for underdogs/ here

implying he gets any game time

This is one of the view things that makes sense.
You should never just break up your defence if you only have a few weeks to prepare the players.

>plays for literally who in the "Premier" League

lmao

> die Mannschaft

Fuck you Bierhoff.

>mario gomez in the year 2016

kek

He's wank everywhere but CM but >we literally have no decent fullbacks.

Germany played the WC with 4 CBs playing as fullbacks so Löw thinks it's a genius move to have people with no qualification play as fullbacks. Of course he ignores the fact that Germany only started playing well after Lahm played fullback but alas.

he's top scorer in turkey m8, he deserved it.

You should be more worried about your own blood (keyword: cholesterol level)

>leno
>mustafi
>hector
>howedes
>rudiger
>rudy
>bellerabi
>brandt
>sane
>weigl
>kimmich

ok german lads which ones of these are future goats and which are just total memes who will never win anything

Just bring back Klose, no matter what he's still better than fucking Gomez. Even fucking Alex Meier or KieBling would be better than Gomez

I'm old enough to remember the far right butthurt when Gerald Asamoah was called up, now you've literally got a player named Leroy in your squad. Welcome to the cultural enrichment club Refugeermany

>le gomez is bad meme

Gomez is top scorer in turkey

Very Good:
Weigl

Good:
Kimmich
Brandt

Promising:
Sane


Rest is trash...

what happened to voiland, i heard he was the next mullet

Why have him take up a squad spot though? They can take him with them, and he can make all the jokes he wants, without him having to actually be in the squad.

>England have Kane, Vardy, Rooney, Sturridge and Rashford

>Germany have Gomez and Podolski

>No Carsten Jancker

You're going home early lads.

Leno, Brandt, Weigl, Kimmich are very good tier

Rest are all memes

>leno
ok goalkeeper
>mustafi
he won the world cup la
>hector
ok player
>howedes
he won the world cup la
>rudiger
utter trash player, only plays cause löw BBC fetish
>rudy
utter trash
>bellerabi
mediocre arab shitter
>brandt
he will be genuinely world class
>sane
same as brandt only in black
>weigl
already world class
>kimmich
good talent but only nominated cause he plays for bayern

At least our team is still majority white.

>le French face

>2016
>relying on strikers

>Leno
One of many worldclass german keepers.
>Mustafi
Solid. Hopefully in the Bundesliga some day because i literally never saw him play outside the NT.
>Hector
Legitimately good. Best fullback we had since Lahm.
>Höwedes
GOAT captain. Injured too often. Shouldve scored the WC-winning goal instead of Fat Mario.
>Rüdiger
Token black guy with no accent.
>Rudy
Löws favorite. Not very good.
>Bellarabi
Our best dribbler. Hit and miss though.
>Brandt
See Draxler. Future GOAT that will turn out to be not quite as good as people hoped.
>Sané
See Brandt.
>Weigl
meme
>Kimmich
Pep magic. No one would know who he is if Bayern hadnt had so many injuries.

I'm surprised you remember him

carsten wanker is a legend over here m8

rate

Wow, in TURKEY

Meanwhile he got destroyed in Serie A where 50 year old men like Totti, Toni, di Natale and Klose manage to score regularily

>no Goatmez

Daily reminder Julain Weigl is a race traitor.

Cruyff go home.

I'm 32, I'm old enough to remember the hilariously named Stephan Kuntz from Euro 96. But Jancker I just remember from that game when we spanked you 5-1, and he was absolute trash.

>destroyed
he was permainjured you cunt

>>leno
Ok I guess. Maybe someone like Fährmann would have been a better choice but >we generally have really good GKs.
>>mustafi
>>hector
>>howedes
All solid imo. There's not much choice in the defensive department anyway because our fullbacks are shit.
>>rudiger
muh physical meme player
>>rudy
meme
>>bellerabi
Was good in 2015 but is now kinda shit. Pace babby. Hope he can turn it around.
>>brandt
Unironic future GOAT.
>>sane
Like Brandt but nowhere near as good.
Weak mental game.
>>weigl
Unironic future GOAT.
>>kimmich
Very versatile young player and tactically advanced for his age. Löw will copy Guardiola so he is bound to shine if he gets to play.

>tfw you buy a goalie who cant even make 2nd backup in the nt

Kloppo pls

she's fit you teutonic bender

Wait what Sane is "German“??

>forgets Müller who would destroy every single one of them

>you will never lick his balls while he's fucking her

im suprised he didnt go the usual route of black germans and play for USA

i guess there was cacao

Karius is amazing, you will see...

Most underrated Bundesliga goalie.

I'd betray my race anytime with that qt as fuck girl

He is Bavarian, they are black

why even life...

COLONIZED

go back to syria, ahmed

He's not even half American. Makes him being called Leroy weirder desu.

his mother is a german gymnast

why have i not been nominated? :(

hes polish antway

He's called Leroy because of some French manager who helped his father called LeRoi or something.

>Podolski

Why? Seriously, just why?

Thanks OP. Making this thread to keep bintpol out of bundes was a great idea

wut

I'm sorry, Marcel.

Actually the manager was called Roy, but he was also a redditor so they always called him Le Roy

if löw manages a back to back win with this team of nonames I will never ever doubt him again.

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You now remember Podolski was voted best young player of the 2006 World Cup, before Messi.

>his team isn't entirely white
kek

>Julian Weigl
>Julian Draxler
>Julian Brandt
Why was Julian popular 20 years ago?

>this flag
>this topic

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