See this

>See this
>what do?

fall to me knees and worship her

copulate with her with my big black cock alright

>abortion.webm

what a waste of a good watermelom

also

>roiding for this

...

Bad use of meme

That is something worth roiding for

Are you that dane that wants to be fucked by futa?

I wonder how tight their pussies are.

It must be like a fucking vicegrip. Id be scared of it ripping my penis off

>a melon gets more action than me

Lecture her for vasting food and take her back to kitchen.

Unless they're doing kegels with racquetballs, probably the same as any other.
...which is to say "I don't know." :(

Ask him what the fuck is a man doing wearing girls clothes.

I have a new fetish now.

>you nervously want to ask her out
>you shakily walks over to her
>as soon as her eyes meets you you regret everything and walks away
>suddenly a hand grabs you from behind
>its her
>"hey little guy, I save you mirin"
>you are shaking on the verge of crying
>"please let me go", you say stuttering
>suddenly her lips locks onto yours
>her hand gropes your butt
>she pulls out and smiles
>"well ill be damned if you havent got the tightest ass I have ever laid hand on"
>"listen I really like you", she says
>"you are little and cute, and there is nothing i like more than a little and cute guy"
>she drags you to her bed
>she undresses herself and you
>she jerks you off till you are hard and then grabs you are uses you as her dildo
>she is being rough with you
>yet you both cum after a while
>"is this your first time?", she says
>you bashfully nod
>"you did really good", she says
>"now suck on this", she says and leads you to her one nipple
>you innocently suckle away in your sleep in her arms
>you become her house husband and cooks for her and cleans up the house while she brings home the bacon
>the end

needs more muscle

>tfw no cute clumsy weightlifter gf

Can't believe some old bald Denmark viking Just wrote this.

retarded whore

Why in the hell would they set things up this way? I've never seen any gym that puts glass or mirrors at ground level in front of olyft platforms.

Do Scandis even bald?
They always have long, luscious hair like a woman from what I've seen.

KO has more muscle than Cadeau. Cadeau is just more ripped.

olympic lifters are inbred

Well fuck you too, buddy.

average scandinavian is a faggot

Why are woman so good at crying?

why destroying that fine watermelon instead of eating and enjoying it?

because watermelons taste like shit

is this what it's come to, denmark

Really makes you think....

>being afraid of women stronger than yourself

fuck you say cracka?

ask for watermelon and go home

Hey woman you seem like the kind of opponent I was looking for

Leave the lady alone, kid

I wouldn't know.

Smaller tear ducts. They cry more easily.