Americans unironically pronounce Moscow as "Mos-cow"

>Americans unironically pronounce Moscow as "Mos-cow".

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>americans unironically call Holland "the Netherlands" because CGP "reddit" Grey told them to

>americans unironically pronounce football as "soccer"

I am finally starting to like Sup Forums

I'm finally starting to like YOU

Not sure if that was personal, but I always liked Holland. ;3

I'm finally starting to like YOU

>Americans unironically pronounce Finland as "Fin-land"

Get a room

HOLLANTI

S2

Sure, care to join? You can watch, and lend me ur wife. =D

No thanks amigo, I'll just watch from the window, record and upload on xtube

>Ay-kee-aaa

Gime the link, your wife will fall for the b8. l-m-a-o

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Dshinghis Khan is a German band

>not calling soccer soccer

Always makes me laugh 2bh.

So what.

>iraq war occurs around the same time as the ipod
>americans start saying i-raq and i-ran

truly a comical sub-species

Next to the toothpaste it LITERALLY says "Netherlands"

wait, what? how should it be pronounced?

We'll pronounce it however we like, we won the Cold War.

Tell me, IRA friend, when did you get so cucked? How do you measure things? Now... Pls speak Gaeilge again.

> Futebol, that thing you play kicking.

then we shall call the entire state Holland and put an end to that confusion

EE KAY A

What are you talking about? Soccer (Sacar in Irish) is just what it's called here. Football (Peil) is Gaelic football.

>not calling soccer povertyball

that's literally what I said you should do fatso

my whole life has been a lie

>not calling soccer communist kickball

>Americans pronounce Putin as put'n

>the french pronounce putin as putain

EE-KE-A u fucking retard

>not ee-keh-ah

Americans pronounce Moscow as Maaz-kyew more than Moscow

>he thinks Americans are actually able to master the English language to the extent of speaking it comprehensively

No we dont

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this guy says EE KAY A tho

There's no sound resembling KAY there

really? thought swedes do their k's the hardway. that just sounds like an english dialect

That's just the Swedes with their overly exaggerated pronunciation.

Should be EE-KE-A to everyone not Swedish.

except there is

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what is the hard way

Has the dutch language literally made you deaf?

Wait, did this soccer thing start in ireland? I always thought it was US faggotry.

Well like kh, not kay

no. I do recognize that the sounds are a little bit different, but there is no "ke" sound in english, kay is the closest pronunciation they would understand

you know how the south are like niggers? That's because of all the Irish roots in their culture. It's not unlikely that the culture that brought soccer to America were also the Irish immigrants.

t. culture pro

The south is scots-irish aka not Irish

We pronounce ikea the same way as him.

>tfw foreigners don't pronounce Moscow as we do: Maaaskva

>american's pronounce "c'est la vie" as "Say luh vee"

"Scots-Irish" were Anglos from lowland Scotland whose families spent a generation or three in Ulster before fucking off to America.

>Icky-ya

"soccer" is from bongland

>not Moskva
Literally AAAAing at your pronunciation senpai

>Americans pronounce water as "waahddaa"

>Americans pronounce Hillary Clinton as "Madam President"

>I was pronouncing it right the whole time, but my friends bullied me into doing it the other way so I switched
Fuck you guys, I'm going back.

you're one to talk, "watah"

that's phonetically how it should sound, idiot

>Chi-LAY

wah-tur

For some reason, Moscow and Peter really like to put stressing on 'a'. I was surprised to find out that people on other cities don't speak like that

people don't say this but i am going to start saying it now

>Americans pronounce Wrocław as "Wro-claw"

Happend IRL. Dude couldn't buy the ticket because poor woman at the counter didn't know wtf he was talking about.

>r-gent-ee-nuh

> Moscow and Peter residents*

It's obvisouly "chile" like Jimi Hendrix says it, right?

>not "Vasser"

>winning Cold War
That's like winning a boxing match, because your opponend died of cancer.

Soccer is from the UK, literally from asSOCiationER

I switch between "Chili" and "Chilly"
Ch-ile, like a nigger saying Child. So probably.

What is it then?

wry-clow?

>people don't say this
yes you do

eye-key-ya

so it is the law now that we should pronounce foreign names in their languages?

But the USA caused the cancer

people say "chilly" or "CHI-lay"

Chile more like Chill-Le

Like this?

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as you can hear "-cław" is nowhere close to english "claw".

Yes, we do it just like that

I pronounce it "Ras, Dva, Tri."

actually Turks say Moskova

t. Mehmet

Well, that's how it's pronounced in Norwegian

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what in the everloving fuck is this language

should be -r-JJJJEN-teen-uh?

wtf

wtf i hate poland now

english pronunciation is too inconsistent, so it doesnt really matter

>horrified at the thought of some pole teaching us how to say szczecin

polish needs a new alphabet

R gen tay nuh

My nightmares are in Polish.

>ur-gen-tee-nuh

mfw this beer is pronounced "je-vee-ets"

fucking polish

well they got cucked by the west forcing the latin alphabet on them. the cyrillic alphabet would be a much better choice for them to avoid the fucking horrible consonant clusters.

>Americans unironically pronounce Iraq as "i Rack"

t. moskal scum

Normal people use schwa and speak fast

at least it's pronounced exactly the way it's written, instead of arbitrary sounds barely related to spelling like in English
>non-phonetic languages
not even once

German does exactly the same thing with W's and doesn't get bombarded with memes

> speak fast
Yeah, I've noticed that. When I visited Vladivostok I couldn't understand what were they speaking sometimes.