/brit/

Northern powerhouse edition

>Indie music
Can't imagine anything worse other than fans of indie music

I was having a shower earlier and I starting thinking about sexual stuff while I was rubbing soup in my pubic area and I got a massive stiffy that wouldn't go away for the entire shower
very annoying

my aunt is 50 and going for therapy after a breakup
the absolute state

>Grime "music"
Can't imagine anything worse other than fans of grime "music"

had to shoot two of the runts today to end their suffering

gonna be honest I felt nothing

Fans of trap music

Lancaster University

sometimes i get big fricken boners on the bus

aj from the lane but it ain't ___________

>tfw 24 years of total and complete absence of any sort of close emotional connection with other people is starting to catch up to me
haha, can you just imagine lads

Christmas lads

why did you not have a cheeky shower wank?

it's in the middle of a fucking field

just saying that other parts of the country are important for other reasons beyond simple population density.

ignoring the breadbasket would be a bad course of Action for the USA reguardless of how many people live there.

coasties can rattle on all they want but its the farmers and industries of the interior that keep things running in LA or NY

fans of boom bap are worse

it's easier to wash your cock if it's stiff

I have some 5 meo mipt fumarate and some DPT. how do i go about converting it into a freebase to smoke? ive tried smoking like 20mg of the 5 meo raw and it gave me a mild headspace while 20mg oral will fuck your shit up. I just want something closer to DMT that i can smoke i heard DPT is nice in freebase form.

don't need to imagine mate, I'm in the same situation haha! what a state to find yourself in eh? lol!

iktf, don't even feel human half the time

man up girls

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bet that's comfy as fuck

Reminder jesus was king of the runts

>can you just imagine lads

We're living it user, many of us a good deal farther along the road than you

It never gets better, might want to consider getting off now

You don't call him Santa Claus ?

>only 24
wahay!!
ahahahaha

imagine having actual emotions and feelings

must be hard work

really liking Pokemon S&M

only shit thing is the intro is literally over 30 min long

at least the game itself seems pretty long as well

no

yes

t. boorish, rugby playing, macho cunt

Why do people never reply to my texts

failed nofap again lads

because they hate you

try 28 years
I alienate everyone and self sabotage anytime I get a glimmer of hope lol

>nofap

been havin these feels since I was bloody 16!! haha!

>imagine having actual emotions and feelings

>must be hard work

I've gotten good at faking it desu
used to come off as a bit of an autist but I'm calmer and natural now after years of practice.
now I cant even tell sometimes if I "really" feel something or I'm just faking when I'm with people.

keep that up and my fist will be in the middle of your jaw son
it is

on nofap for 2 hours and i can see through walls

>tfw gone 13 hours without fapping
feeling quite proud of myself

been sober for 6 years

still want to drink every day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

traditionally we call him Father Christmas and he wore green

the yank Santa Claus with his red Coca-Cola suit is all over the place now though

>Start having any sort of friendship with work colleagues
>tfw they chat about shit they got up to at university and things like relationships I missed out on
>tfw I though I knew just how much I missed out on but really I couldn't even comprehend just how emotionally stunted and flawed I am
>tfw it's even worse when talking to girls
You LITERALLY couldn't fabricate this situation lads, haha

>this whole thread

>imagine having actual emotions and feelings

>must be hard work

me on the right

wanked about 8 minutes ago

>Start having any sort of friendship with work colleagues

>tfw it's even worse when talking to girls

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I've noticed that former alkies are either annoyingly garrulous and won't shut up or barely talk at all, is this true for you

If anyone says to you 'i don't hjave any thing to hide, so it doesn't matter' say back to them, ok then it's okay for me to put a camara in your bathroom, after all you've got nothing to hide right?

Shuts them up, and makes a good point at the same time.

Cold as fuck lads

bruh look at this dood

tomorrows a new day and a new wank

no wanking from here on out desu

>the gf wants me to buy her a choker
>don't think chokers are attractive

in a bit of a dilemma haha

never wanked in my life

saving myself for marriage

fuck off normie twats

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THREADLY REMINDER
the government literally had members of parliament raping, and possibly killing children in the 80s, and the police just covered it up. There are some doubts but at least for Cyril Smith (and a cabal of media personalities from the time including a well known 'Royal and Papal knight' and 'Knight's templar', friend of the yorkshire ripper, 'mentor to prince' and person with an ijnunction agianst publishing photos of him at Haute de la Garenne, the child abuse scandal home in Jersey) it was found to be true and probably for a few others (though knowing for sure is difficult when police ignored evidence and dossiers were lost and destroyed, and a guy investigating it was found with a bullet in his head). I'd love to get my hands on the original list of people who frequented the elm guest house. Or the old mi5 files concerning the kincorra boys home. Yeah there are lots of false accusations, but these are probably precisely to draw attention away from those which are real, to discredit as it were and now the narrative seems to be that the potential vicitims are the perpetrators of character-assinations. Even now with this inquiry most of the heads of it keep resigning because it's a kangaroo court with an exceptionally vague remit and low funds designed to try and sweep the issue under the carpet instead of investigating it through the already existing and normal channels or possibly because of how deep the rabbit hole goes. Of course no one will go to jail, how could they if the police ignores evidence and the government simply loses it, but it would be foolish to deny that this stuff was going on.

and yet no major reform of government or policing has taken place and probably never will take place, instead they are adamant to spy on the citizens or tell us what we can and cannot imbibe.

beautiful isn't it.

>don't think chokers are attractive

t. gay man

I know that feeling.

People talk about their relationships and I just listen, hoping they don't ask me about mine.

Oops, looks like I don't fit in with the crowd. Don't worry lad, I've been used to that my whole life, haha

I just pretend
everything my coworkers know about me is made up
life is easier when I play a character

tell me about it in detail

>mexican
>sounds like a south american
BRAVO BLIZZARD

>the government can now look at my history of shemale porn, bdsm porn and sissyshit

ah yes this will definitely stop the terrorists

would not be arsed if there was a camera in my bathroom

how can people be embarrassed of being naked and doing shits and that

incredibly runty

Been reading a lot about the cod wars lads. Used to think it was some meme war but holy shit fuck england
Attacking an icelandic coast guard vessel unprovoked ffs
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 (RIPA), Part III, activated by ministerial order in October 2007,[23] requires persons to supply decrypted information and/or keys to government representatives without a court order. Failure to disclose carries a maximum penalty of two years in jail, or five years in the cases of child indecency. The provision was first used against animal rights activists in November 2007,[24] and at least three people have been prosecuted and convicted for refusing to surrender their encryption keys,[25] one of whom was sentenced to 13 months' imprisonment.[26]

government doesn't want to put cameras in our bathrooms though does it

hawt

I lie desu
I've even codified my lies
>tfw I had a made up gf I'd talk about sometimes for months until I actually got a real one
amazing how much more interested girls are when they think you're taken

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cant take serious girls with a choker

muslamic infidel

>garrulous

imagine pulling the leaves off his face

me just killing it on the axe

I feel bad for Steve at GCHQ

Think he'll get promoted now that he has more info to review, or will they hire him some deputies

again?

>no friends
>kissless handholdless relationshipless virgin
>live at home
>no job
>drink myself closer to death each day
>spend my time masturbating to anime girls

CMON ANDY

got one of those surprise erections, no stimulation needed, so then I wanked

You don't think chokers are attractive?

Sort your life out mate

t. attacked the english coastline for hundreds of years unprovoked
gib reparations for viking raids, 793 worst year of my life never forgive never forget lindisfarne

I fucking KNEW that red suit was something to do with coca-cola

I asked me sister and she was adamant that the two aren't connected whatsoever, that lots of companies use father christmas' image

it's basically all machine operated now

>got the heating on full blast
>still cold

hmmm

cute

you're a bit gay

rate my beard lads

Same, lad.

Best friends dad died and I said "I'm sorry to hear that" etc. The usual. The thing is, I felt nothing. I realised afterwards that I said it because I thought that was the right thing to do, not because I meant it.

>tfw imagining what I'm going to be like in another 20 or 30 years when I'm still a virgin who has never had a gf
Almost beyond fiction, haha

How much do you spend on food per month?

Left uni 3 years and have no idea what my living expenses were when I lived away from my parents. Not sure I really ate, just drank sainsburys basics cider and did mkat.

hawt

hawt

hawt / 10

sort it out mate

Yeah but Steve was the guy monitoring Sup Forums. Or so he claimed

'sheed

yeah that's me