Hello user..... i live near you and i think you are very cute... also...

>Hello user..... i live near you and i think you are very cute... also... my dad said that i should be married and i think you are my future husband, but... you need to convert to the islam to marry me!, no alcohol, no anime, no porn!
what do you do

Fuck it, i'm tired of being alone. I would jihad my way to a qt.

>no anime
why?

'no'

No hablo Ingles

>no anime
Dropped

yeah nah fuck off cunt

Considering that is she uglier than my ass I would just say "Idi nakhuy churka chernozhopaya" and walk away.

i have spent the entire afternoon blasting shitty christianity-themed songs of sabaton and saxon so i'd be closer to killing her and pillaging her corpse than to saying yes

i'd tell her that deus definitely NOT vult

cause no music, poetry, theatre, literature outside of the Quran and hadith, tv and film either
You ISIS now son

Honey, I'm Jewish - we don't read your bibles, we write them.

I will treat you the true muslim way

>marrying a non-Christian
Nope.

She isn't even attractive.

You're a 6/10 at best and probably a 4/10 with no makeup on, I'm not converting to a death cult political ideology for a typical generic woman who probably lacks personality depth, especially not when I could get the same cookie cutter girlfriend in a non-islamic package.

>no alcohol
Fine
>no an*me
Good I'm not rasing any subhuman weebs
>no pork
No deal hun

jokes on you no girl would ever say this to me

>check flag
>Andalus

EVERYTIME

> no anime
I wish we could have started some anime-jihad death cult, but you ruined it.

You presume to tell me how to live my life?
I have no interest in you whatsoever, nor do I care what your father wishes.
I hereby release you from your obligation.
You are free to go somewhere else.
Do not come back.

rape her and blame it on her

Fuck off ugly fat-faced bitch, you're really nowhere fucking attractive or rich or appealing enough to make such fucking requests. get lost lmao