ITT We are all commies

ITT We are all commies.

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what do you mean it isn't communism if komissars get 80% of national wealth

I think he means he want's a trip to the East, comrade Brzeczyszczykiewicz.

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my family was a bunch of commies in the 30s

poдинa мaть зoвeт!!
cмepть кaпитaлиcтaм!!
кpacнaя apмия вceх cильнeй!!!!!!

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Reporting.

*violently shits myself while hitting my head with my fists*

irl*

Post the Internationale

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bourgeois pls

*collapses*

>humanity shouldn't strive for a better society because capitalist reactionaries say so
We will return, Pinochet, we will return.
Also nice dubs.

*posts a nasheed on Sup Forums*

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Lets remove the private property of glorious communist builder commissar representatives of the people, enshallah.

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glorious councils will rule us!

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>we are building communism commissar massa needs power to fight off capitalist exploitaters who want to destroy our revolution!
now be a patriot to the motherland and work Jamal!
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>mfw American people become class concious, realise that there's no difference between white dregs of society and black ones and people like you will have to explain to commissar Jamal and commissar Cletus why you shouldn't be executed for being a social parasite
>and then they'll get to rotten liberal intellegentsia

>yfw western europeans aren't white niggers like slavs and wouldn't fall for easy scams such as communism.

>what is the paris commune

>ameroducated is only second to being retarded

>who are German communists, who were fucking zealous even by our standards

My form of socialism is better than your form of socialism

Bullshitters like me who have enough intelligence to play along and subvert the white niggers to honorable roles.
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>when liberals say you can't guillotine the rich

>come to commie thread
>no one is my comrade

communism is dead

I'll be your comrade, amerikanets.

sorry Im not a faggot

keep rolling happy red camper

Iktf

The GDR was that bad?
Pretty interesting, must be due to going from one extreme to another, do you have any examples of their zealotry?

Stasi - Incredibly efficient secret police that kept tabs on literally EVERYONE though a gigantic web of informants. Our KGB didn't have shit on those boys when it came to internal affairs.
It's not surprising because, you know, Germans were the ones who started Communism and they had a strong commie movement before Hitler went full autism.

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explain to me why communism is bad

It makes reactionaries afraid :^)

Comrades!

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, or specifically its government, are capitalist roaders! They have quietly amended their government in recent years so as to do away with Marxist-Leninism, in favor of Juche.

As it stands, North Korea is a monarchy, and a heavily armed one at that. How may we restore North Korea to socialism?

The irony of this quotation which is attributed to comrade Marx is that it casts the one (man) cuckolding the other as the contemptible exploiter, while the cuckold ought instead to stand up for himself, and for his own interests.

Yet, Marx's close associate comrade Engels is said to have cuckolded others, thereby becoming himself a sort of sexual "capitalist", or exploiter of others. Although of course the two men are not the same, it is fair to describe them as having had an intellectual marriage, so that the actions of the one, taken in view of the attributed words of the other, give one pause.

Leave them alone for now, from what I've read they are veeery slowly shifting closer to the Chinese model of state capitalism. It's still not perfect, but it's better than starving.

>German Communists
>(((German)))
HAHAHAHAHA

They fucking hated Israel tho. Mostly due to the fact that it was your puppet, but still.

Some of them do, some of them are so cucked they love Israel, America, and celebrate Bomber Harris's birthday.

Germans are a joke.

>FALC
>implying mass automation and advances in technology won't just open new market opportunities and shift a majority of laborers to redundant service sector jobs
>your children will be filling out facebook surveys and playing farmville for minimum wage

Oh man, I ought to read more about this

>implying capitalism can exist in post scarcity

If there is a total abundance of everything then nothing will cost anything. That's just the basic rule of supply and demand. The only way capitalism could continue is with artificial scarcity which would almost certainly incite a revolution since it would be just blatant greed.

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What was that, Latviyskaya Sovetskaya Sotsialisticheskaya Respublika?

It was the old 'documents have proven that Latvia payed more funds into the USSR than the USSR payed funds into Latvia'

gib cash

That just makes you sound like more of a juicy target for reconquest. Gibs me dat money chukhonets.

reeeee pay reparations you swine

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Only stupids support communism