OFFICIAL HOUSTON ASTROS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

Back to the ded threads again. Sox back home for the next 9 games.

Tonight's matchup: Keuchel vs Rodon.

First pitch 7:10PM CST. Game's on WPWR in the Chicago area, and Root Sports for the Houston area, Oh boy, here we go.

It's gonna be one of those games

who /watchingthelottery/ here?

Kikelel pls pitch well tonight

stros fans report in

>Working shitty temp job for $15/hr
>just got an email from another company. They want to bring me on full time salary, equal to about $30/hr
>they want me to start Thursday.

Should I even go in tomorrow? I'm thinking about just getting rip roaringly drunk and then maybe fish at montrose harbor all day tomorrow.

>fraz on bench, salad in at 3rd
>avi batting clean up
>NAVARRO!? catching

The fuck is Robin doing?

How long have you been working said shitjob.

If it's not that long, tell them that things have changed, and it's not gonna work out. If you really hate them, say you quit effective immediately over the phone and be done with it.

Displaying how much of a retard he is

Only been there about a month.

I'd go with the former, but if the boss is a dick, go for #2.

Benetti will bring us a win

>Fraz with the flu
Fuck.

>Fraz on the bench

>1-2-3 from Rodon
wew

Who /out/ here?

Makes me feel better about tonight.

Where's your mora?

That's a pretty sweet setup. What's on the grill?

Why do fielders sometimes raise a finger after making a catch?

Who's the most Sup Forums approved White Sox player?

1 finger = 1 out, 2 fingers = 2 outs

Just a fire. It doubles as a charcoal grill though.

Adam "Skeetin' Niggers" Eaton

Cheer up Keekee!

Now that we know how many low strikes the Rodon/Navarro combo misses, it's fucking disgusting to watch it in action.

I'm stoked Tony Kemp finally got called up. Hopefully he gets a chance today.

>not noticing it before the graphic
fucking pleb

>It's a rodon pitches okay but the white sox refuse to hit game

sox win 7-3 tonight and you get proven wrong

So I guess we're gonna be the team that makes keuchel finds his groove again huh...

>it's a white sox make a 5.5 ERA pitcher look like some sort of cy young winner episode

Is it just me or does Steve hate the new guy

kek

>it's a White Sox fans complain about level of production through 3 innings episode

Did he just threaten Gene Honda's life?

What would make you think that?

its just you

do you also think he loves Hawk?

Fuck

Will the Chicago White Sox ever win a Major League game of baseball again?

I fucking had Sox Math but I was too slow.

It's 21.

tonight

abrooooooooooooooo

JOSAVIOR HAS RETURNED

Houston isn't a team that should be looked over due to their standings. They had a shit start but they beat the Mariners, beat the Indians, and barely missed out on winning the series against the Red Sox.

I pretty much only view the braves, twins, and reds as the piece of shit teams you expect to sweep at this point.

>jackshit

Fuck Austin Jackson

>we gave up based trayce for this

the vaunted sox defense

Too close for comfort right there.

Phew

Good catch salad man

I'd give anything to shitpost in a GD thread with this happening:

Steve Dahl is back with WLS as well.

I'd give anything to shitpost in a Sox GD thread with this happening:

Steve Dahl is back with WLS as well.

SALADMAN

SALA-DOUBLE

At least he made up for the error. Something Ajax will never do

Niiiiiice.

wew

2 out offense

I fucking love it. Was only a matter of time till they got to keuchel

Meanwhile

Cusb getting no hit by the brewers LOL

With as many times Ajax is up with the bases loaded, he has to hit a grad slam at some point. Hopefully in a meaningful game down the road.

I really, really like this image

It's his Pilates face. You gotta be hardcore and intense to make Pilates work for you.

>tfw no plant based diet to accompany pilate regimen

Fuck

WHITE POWER

sasuga Rodon

>rodanks

White you fat fuck

neither of those would be home runs in a not meme ballpark

Eaton is killing it in right field

I don't even know who is pitching for MIL, but the brews are really dragging out the inning. He'll probably lose his rhythm.

I'm sure PALCO (Pilates Appetite Laboratory Co-Operative) could come up with some completely legal butt cheek injected nutrient enriched substance to go along with his elite Pilates workout.

>it's another "rookie enjoys a field day against a white sock not named Chris Sale episode"

AdaMVP eaton

Eleaton
L
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Eaton

...and he got through the 7th in about a minute

beautiful, we gonna get back on top of this game though or the pleasure will be diminished if it does happen

goddamnit

>Nate Jones

Damn, that look like it hurt

off topic but im sure you guys all like the 90s bulls

who has the better chance of enforcing "Don't meant a thing without the Ring"

OKC or DA LAND?

>jigaboo jam

OKC looks like it matches well against the Warriors, they probably have the best chance.

This

DA LAND will literally never win anything ever, so OKC

but but I'm usually the racist guy...got my job taken : (

Does colby rasmus post on Sup Forums?

What the fuck

88 dubs confirms rasmus for Sup Forums posting

stretch for that shit salad

Does that make you a NEET now?

AAAAAAYYYYYYYY JIMMY

goddamn that was close

sadly I still have a day job that gives me money

maybe if we don't meme text >duke/douk/duchess he can actually do something good

>keuchel

>kike-L

What's everyone doing?