A Tool is a Tool

gotta be people out there who got opinions on Maynard's stuff. Good or bad shit.

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would cross the street if I saw him walking down the same sidewalk I was on

really opened my eyes to what good rock music should be

I followed him up to 10,000 days and the first puscifer album

first concert I genuinely wanted to go to was tool.I remember him being painted all blue, and not being in the front of the stage like a front man does

at the end of the concert he said he hoped that the audience was inspired to do something

probably one of the most memorable concerts I went too, but I don't go to many concerts and don't really go to big named bands/musicians at all.

meshugga opened for them, in lieu of tomahawk

coulda been cool to see tool and mike patton fronted tomahawk
but mushugga was pretty good.

i thought it was a trip that danny carey is a free mason
and there was something about him trying to summon something on an album through his drum beats.

inow I can still appreciate the music, but isn't really my goto anymore.

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Maynard had it and lost it. It happens. When you start writing songs where you cry about online trolls and fantasize about beating them up you're out of step with where we are culturally and thus irrelevant.

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i really dig how he gives a fuck, but then switches to how he doesn't. you know what i mean? it's the bad shit.

Easily the worst member of Tool. Contributes the least. Even less than Chancellor because while Chancellor's basslines are rarely mindblowingly creative, he at least isn't ever actively detrimental to the music he participates in. Maynard is just far too fucking cringey to be taken seriously. Which is a shame because he had the perfect voice for Tool.

Case in point, this is so sad.

>You speak like someone who has never been smacked in the fucking mouth
>Well we have the remedy
For fuck's sake Maynard you're 5'6". I bet he's that really aggressive douche in person who also acts really enlightened about everything.

Tool is a great band though, musically

>muh basic polyrhythms
>muh "complex" meters like 5/8
>muh shit tier guitar sound
>muh secret meme math hidden in songs
>muh """"""deep""""" lyrics
>muh jacking off to bill hicks

fuck tool
fuck maynard
fuck their fans
literally a cancer on modern music

Who's your favorite musician then? Grimes? Kanye?