>Dad came home after the hospital after showing my brother the proper way to use a noose after my brother had tied the rope around his chest.
>We have a 2,000$ medical bill from the ER
>I tell him to pawn or sell his motorcycle to help pay it.
>He's going to sell his truck and ride his motorcycle to work,even if it snows.
>We are all going to have to ride on the back of his motorcycle if we want to go somewhere.
Please get me out get me out get me out of this state I need to get out.
Also could I just sabotage his motorcycle so he would be more inclined to pawn it instead of trying to sell his truck?
Is Kentucky the Poland of America?
Just take your brother to a hunt. Lots of accidents happen on a hunt, m8.
More like the Czechia of America
That shit is hilarious. Write a comedy show about white trash from Kentucky pls.
>people actually live in kentucky
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Come to California :3
This is my family I can't write a show about them. Besides they would fucking know it would probably be me.
One time I posted a picture of my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors to a local paper and he came raising hell.
I was unironically waiting for the update.
Also; I thought your brother went to mental ward.
>house that is made completely out of doors
>that is made completely out of doors
Huh?
He is still there for another 24 hours I think. But my mom said they will probably let him out because he told the psy doctors he wanted to see jesus or thats what my mother said.
That doesn't seem like a very kentucky thing.
Aren't people all about their trucks there?
>they will probably let him out because he told them he wanted to see Jesus
This just keeps getting better and better.
>Kentucky
>Lol. It's not just a meme.
People from Illinois make fun of Kentucky
People from Indiana make fun of Kentucky
People from Ohio make fun of Kentucky
I'm beginning to sense a trend here. Good luck, user.
>living with your parents
>not using public transport or riding your bike
Yep.... Made completely out of doors.
And not only is his house made out of fucking doors, He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by.
>my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors
>public transport in the middle of Kentucky
Come on f.am, think before you post
T-that's Russia-tier, user.
>More like the Czechia of America
elaborate please
is this positive or negative?
what is Kentucky like?
I have mixed feelings about this post
We don't get buses out here. The terrain is too difficult.
And you want to know what happened last time I used a bike to get around.
I actually got chased by a fucking bear. Yes a bear chased me, it's his morning routine. Him and this fucking Elk who just got here.
I actually think they are some sort of tag team, because when the bear is done chasing me the Elk starts up.
Czechia is a million times more civilized than Kentucky.
Kentucky has like 3 really nice cities and the rest of just backwardsville. Kentucky is more like Ukraine or russia but with more illegal alcohol and slightly less dancing.
That looks like a barn though, surely nobody can live there.
No one thinks about Kentucky until something Florida-tier happens there. See
Is this the real life?
what the fuck
PLS ADOPT ME
> Kentucky is more like Ukraine or russia but with more illegal alcohol
soundsfun/10 ťbh
nothing wrong with this
it's America, I don't see why a man shouldn't be free to build his house out of whatever the fuck he wants
on the contrary you gotta respect how difficult it must've been to build that
Reminds me of western Wisconsin. Year before last I helped haul a bunch of old mattresses a hotel was getting rid of out to an area that looked kind of like this. One of the recipients hadn't slept on a proper bed in forty years or at least that's what she said.
Kentucky shouldn't be allowed to exist
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Where else are you going to throw away your trash?
I need to watch this show.
Do all of the doors open?
>Kentucky has like 3 really nice cities and the rest of just backwardsville
My sides.
I want to go there.
Original thread?
>Kentucky was one of the only states to try and adopt the metric system in the United States.
>Unfortunately the people were not use to the metric system and often got speeding tickets for doing 120mph in a 75mph highway.
>Also several highways were built too long because the engineers were using the old system instead of the metric system.
>go to kentucky
>neighbours are surrealist paintings
Atleast they tried. That shows a will to adapt.
But like pandas, some things just aren't meant for life.
Why was he breaking the law by not having insurance?
huffingtonpost.com
>man digs up corpse to argue with it.
>Man tries to rob woman with a bra, gets beaten with lawn ornament.
>kentucky
Not even surprised
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Fallout 4 tier
Getting closer to nature is good
Kentucky aint even the worst state, u could have been born in mississippi
It just seems really bad right now user, imagine you didn't have any family support and your family didn't have you there even if you don't do much. Be there for your brother it will mean everything to the poor fucker.
what in tarnation...
>poor people who vote republican
Karma is a bitch innit
How's the fired chicken?
Umm you know they mostly vote democrat right?
Fried*
like voting for a bunch of morons that let clinton jew out their best candidate for her rotten ass is a better idea, give me a break
voting republican has nothing to do with it
youtube.com
I BID FAREWELL TO OL KENTUCKY
>implying you fags wouldn't do this for the pun opportunities alone
captcha: cousins dixon
fuck off google
pandas are no longer endangered
leave them alone pls
mr. smartass here, everyone
Louisville isn't even kentucky
Come here I suppose
The doors that way
>The Austin of Kentucky.
topkek
i actually saw an english dictionary to know another usage of 'door' to build a house with when i first saw and it's literally fucking door.
America
>And not only is his house made out of fucking doors, He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by.
Please post that pic
That's gypsy level user. Is Kentucky the Romania of America?
i drove through kentucky before and it was pretty crazy, but a lot of that part of the country is like that
>a typo is a real thing
lmfaoing i fucking love this. someone screen shot + archive
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>bad gateway
why can't gook moot set up a functioning image host
Kentuckian reporting in.
someone make this a meme
>why do americans use doors as building materials
Owensboro reporting in.
>He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by.
Sounds like a recruitable character.
isnt kentucky home of kfc? you have that going for ya
>America is a First World country
Check our houses, m8.
I always laugh at your backward ass state, kentucky.
t. superior tennesseean
>wanted to see jesus
Tell me about the rabbits, user
PFFFFFFFFFFT
I understand your pain.
My father thought the taliban used Sup Forums to recruit teenaged girls.
And like 10 years ago my uncle tried to make a cat dog and a remote-controlled microwave.
> tried to make a cat dog
?
He tried to get a cat and a dog to fuck and make a cat-dog hybrid
Mine thinks Israel's behind ISIS and is scared Trump's going to annex Jordan and give it to the Jews
How the fuck is this in my country?
Are you a hill billy?
>One time I posted a picture of my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors to a local paper and he came raising hell.
>and he came raising hell
>file no longer exists
Just a coincidence, right lads?
>Ameridoors
>my brother had tied the rope around his chest
what did your brother hope to accomplish by doing this?
I would also like to know, I'm gonna guess it involves being dragged behind a quadbike or something.
OP posted yesterday that his brother tried hanging himself (to kill himself) by his torso and wondered why it didn't work so his father showed him how to do it correctly
Life Has Many Doors, Ed-Boy!
>just anglo things
do all these doors work?
Please post more OP. That's the funniest thing I've read in a very long time
I'll be honest I didn't believe the story you told a day or two before about your brother but now...
Goddamn
It's a ruse right?... right?