edition
/brit/
kpop
expect big things from me in this thread
Feel a bit sick lads.
ah yes
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Just had a thought lads. Is it possible that we will have something like the matrix but for animals
I just saw a monkey wearing virtual reality headset and it looked like it was completely convinced that what he was seeing is real
Is it possible that in the future when people feel bad about locking animals up all day for slaughter, that we will somehow create some virtual reality for them and make them see themselves as free and happy.
>my OC gets used for once
get in
going to treat myself
give me NON GAY songs that are sad or about depression
First for maldita lisiada.
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does anybody ever have those times when your pits wont stop sweating?
Emilia Clarke's lips were made for Dutch smegma.
no such thing, having emotions is gay
*Hooks you up on a cum IV*
Have you tried dating sites? Seriously I know you've heard it a million times but if you simply talk to random women one WILL definitely show some interest in you eventually
oh great i'll have to spend lunch inside with my moronic normdroid colleagues
never knew there were people who write their a's like this
Good morning.
i drinking English breakfast tea now.
everyday without milk and suger.
i feel its a best tea.
wish I could get drunk rn
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You're a really nice lad, thanks for talking to me.
>40mph
I see this all the time on BBC weather, same speed
think its a glitch
GIVE ME SONGS TO DOWNLOAD RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING RUNTS
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wonderful post
I tried them, only ever got two replies, they didn't reply to me on the second message.
>42 mile hour winds
not comfy
not comfy at all
Has anybody ever been in one of those Eastern European food stores? What happens if you go in?
Mate it's common knowledge, a woman isnt just going to hop onto your dick one day you have to get to know each other first, find a common interest
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Do tesco have a christmas sandwich range?
basically a tornado innit
How am I a FONT if I failed?
Going into bed
Could do with an Icelandic cum IV
it's 23:19 lad
they're like normal shops
just sell loads of foreign imports that you won't recognise
Yeah I bought pretzels from a polish one before
Nothing really, they're actually really nice and we'll run establishments with interesting foods
konbanwa lad.
they have a christmas sandwich on the meal deal. its a bit crap.
>just b urself :)
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you tried to better yourself
No problem mate, don't let life drag you down
rorke btfo
good gimmick
were you just saying "hi whats up" to them?
I went in one for some bread once instead of walking to the supermarket, asked the guy if they had any left and he said "no, sold out hours ago".
annyeonghaseyo
you guys have Christmas trees and say Merry Christmas
pushover Canadians are terrified of such a phrase, they say happy holidays so everyone feels included
thanks paddy
I SAID NON GAY
sounds like an authentic eastern european experience
yeah yeah it's a good laugh and all
but is anyone actually going to contact their MP
You don't need to shut me down, I'm only trying to help. I'm no casanova myself
You are paying the medical bill for my neck, mate
fully fucked it with the potential date by being weird and over-messaging lads
just end it
Off o the jobcentre, lads need anything
KEKNADIANS
It went like this...
also some arab looking girl asked me to watch her suitcase while she went in a store and I went "y-yeah n-no problem"
luckily I didn't get blown up lmao
>they say happy holidays
southern ontario kek detected
leld
ni hao, hong kong.
nice try you stupid NIGGERRR
lol
Icelad makes me smile :)
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might nuke the burger i have sitting in the fridge
not really that hungry though
but i don't want to waste it
tell the chink running Sup Forums to fix his shit then
can benzos cause heart failure
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awooooo~
bit racist
this post was a great opportunity to test my new machine which causes me to forget how to read
didn't process a single binary point of this post and it's all thanks to my new invention
I bought some strange polish sweets there, the woman spoke to me in Polish. I said what, then she spoke in english. Was miffed that I could be mistaken for a slav desu.
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This song makes me happy
No, read their profiles, found something interesting in them, talked about it and asked some questions.
a job
worth the prison time desu lads
Phenomenal post
Why the fuck would you have a burger in your fridge?
y--you too.
nonce
You sicken me
Anyone remember what it was like before the smoking ban came in?
Seems weird the thought of people smoking in pubs and trains and shit tbqh
was one literally across the road from the place I used to work in a few yrs back so was just too convenient to avoid
that said I only went in there maybe 4 times and usually just for a random chocolate bar or bag of crisps as opposed to any real shopping. was always empty as well as it was in the back end of an industrial estate and served mainly as a warehouse rather than a retailer
There are people ITT (right now) who classify their political beliefs on a 2-D plane
i bought two and only ate one
education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire
She looks like a piglet
Me last nite
mfw I meet someone who isn't racist/sexist/homophobic/ableist etc.
Ears are hurting because I wear my headphones too much
Dunno but I wish I could just smoke when down the fucking public house in the place
fuckin hell
what is that on his head