/NFL/ General : Fuck you guys edition

LAR:Rams take 1-year flier on DT Dominique Easley
IND:Moncrief recovering from turf toe operation
SD:Chargers claim Zach Mettenberger off waivers
PHI:Doug Pederson calls Sam Bradford 'the guy'
PHI:Pederson: Eagles did not try to trade Sproles
NE:Patriots optimistic Edelman ready for camp
CIN:Bengals sign Shawn Williams to 4-yr extension
NE:Danny Amendola's injuries considered 'minor'
TB:Seferian-Jenkins could lose his starting job?
BUF:Bills hoping Sammy Watkins ready for Week 1
BUF:Schefter: Shaq Lawson will miss 5-6 months
BUF:Report: WR Watkins (foot) due back for camp

first for press F to pay your respects to P12's ass

1th for $(ERS

I paid your mom's ass some respects last night m8

first for my asshole needs help

F
Ripip p12's qt bootyhole

lol fag
just pump it and dump it like everyone else does

Nth for Green Bay is primed for an excellent year.

>Thai Eagles fan
Bandwagon

This has been an exceptional night

Da whistle go whoo whoo!

WOO WOO

Lester Hayes and Mike Haynes was the best secondary tandem ever

das only in da mornin
you sposta be up cookin breakfast

WHOOOO LAD

First of all the patriots defense is never normal.

Secondly McCourty got rekt last season, he wasn't the free safety most of the year playing Chung's old hang low role because we don't have corner depth. Hes never been elite either don't listen to the autists here spewing that.

Butler will be great but Ryan has 3-4 good games a year, Bill cut off the 3 other solid corners and we have one unknown rookie. So maybe Ryan kicks back to slot and Harmon has another mini breakout year, we'll still by some magic unknown reason (patricia) get btfo deep and chase quarterbacks for 10 seconds.

They're not a top 5 secondary. I'd argue the bills would be better, solid talent among their corner depth and competent safeties, 2 coaches that know how to make a great defense ( even if one is cursed after 1 year ). The chiefs could be great too if Berry plays up to his old self.

Soon.

the shithawks are going back to the AFC?
neat

>not Texans vs Cowcucks

Come on trip-kun, have some fun.

>all texas shitpostbowl

Christ

>UT and Tiki going off
Dear god

hank hillb owl complete with a commercial by mike judge

I'd choke up 2bh.

Kek, it would be glorious. Most likely a bloodbath outside the stadium though

Rummas got the fuball, sgoin pass to dezbryuhuhunuhsaaassaFirdown

Dude fuck the pats

Dude fuck you

No u

whats with this jewish pat bandwagoner?

Its Kraft in disguise m8

Don't talk shit, he's the best owner in the league. Should be the commissioner.

he already is commissioner, goodell is his bitch boy

GOAT

Kraft is a faggot

“I happened to see Archie [Manning] there. He has two sons who have won two Super Bowls [each]. But with all due respect, we have one son who has won four.”

Literally the greatest owner of all time.

MY Green Bay Packers > the """""""team""""""" >you support


you cannot prove me wrong

I grew up in Connecticut.

>tfw just realized it's 7 AM and not PM

ROY incoming

You should get some better awareness, rodgers.

I was up fucking your mom for so long that I lost track of time

Come on Aaron we all know that's not true.

Will Sup Forums be able to handle a Raiders/Jags AFCCG this year?

Post yfw nkemdiche, Calais, rucker, chandler Jones injure Goff in week 4 and get Jeff fisher fired

Too bad we're having an All Texas Superbowl

Fisher's shit

With a strap on, maybe, my needle dicked friend.

No team from Texas is making the playoffs this year.

Goff is so fucjed, he's got to go up against Seattle and AZ defenses. Bother have elite secondarys and dlines. Is there a worse division for a rookie qb?

Never heard that one here before

Carson Wentz and Derek Carr will be the best qbs in the NFL entering the 2020 NFL Season

Winston and mariota are way better prospect . You fell for the wentz meme, Carr can be really fucking good tho

Mahomes and Mayfield are way better prospect . You fell for the wentz meme, Carr can be really fucking good tho

Thanks Kreskin for that insightful banter. Not.

We should consider nuking the northeast

and thus wiping out a combined 18 super bowl winners?

>PHI:Doug Pederson calls Sam Bradford 'the guy'

>Congratulations to Jon Runyan on being named the NFL's Vice President of Policy and Rules Administration

Bosa will be a bust.

Daily reminder that Harry Belefonte is Tony Dungy

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>bunco fans are this delusional

He's the next David Carr. Sacked out of the NFL in

>getting caught cheating
>getting cucked by Goodell and the other owners
>"best owner"

Raiders btfo

"Heh, nothing personal kid" - Joe Flacco to Ben Roethlisberger as the Ravens dominance of the Stoolers continues into the 2016 season

>0 cheating sandals
>Catholic
>non Jew
>bro
>non jew

Steve is the best owner

Keep laughing horse fucker

The horsefuckers are the current champions of the universe, the Raiders haven't won shit since like 1978. They are laughing at you

>Saints working out a group of WRs, including Hakeem Nicks.

3 words raid nigger

Super Bowl Champions

Weren't they the AFC Champion in 2003?

>The Broncos have won 3 Super Bowls since the Raiders last won, tying them at 3

They got BTFO in the Owl that year m8

19-0 incoming

>tfw chargers D got significantly better this offseason
>tfw flying under the raider
>last time this happened they went 13-3 after going 2-3 to start the season

Please oline, hold up

GO CHARJAHS GO

4 picks
Cuatro spics
4 gorillion INTs

You are one hell of a faggot, anyone ever tell you that?

...

Is the Saints 2014 draft class the worst of all time? How does Mickey Loomis still have a job?

that was such a good run for the chargers from 2003 to 2013

>tfw flying under the raider
Truer words have never been spoken.

Literally the "WE WUZ KINGS AN SHEEET" of the NFL

God damnit I niggered they one up

Jeff Driskel is the next Joe Montana.

fuck my fucking phones auto correct and my shitty texting skills. I'm too old for this shit

until next season, enjoy it

You mean the faggot who couldn't cut it at Florida?

>Griffin called a meeting with Shanahan, his son and offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan and quarterbacks coach Matt LaFleur in February of 2013 and told them to let him speak without interruption. He then informed them that there were 19 plays in Washington’s offense that he would no longer run

Browns problem now.

Gosh I love food stamps

Go Colts!

Shut up nigger

Please no, almost all my family lives there

>nigger calling the nigger black

>tfw my impersonator is missing

feels bad

if everyone outside of the midwest up and disappeared most of the worlds problems would to

I play lacrosse dumbass, you ever hear of a black lacrosse player? Stay blown the fuck out

Post em

you're still and always have been a nigger. You're in chimpout central you nigger

Hyped for the big games this year

>Pete Carroll
>Elite
He's above average after blowing the Super Bowl more than your mum blows the mailman

Yeah, because Annapolis is known for its chimpouts... stay mad nigger

>implying you're in the Navy