>americans put soda on the microwave
Americans put soda on the microwave
Wyatt Jenkins
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Cameron Cox
I sometimes do that too if the counter is too cluttered
Asher Parker
>owning a microwave
Kevin Sanchez
I put caviar in the microwave
Mason Wood
only if it's in an aluminum can
Robert Flores
How else would you heat water?
Joshua Brooks
OK, that's done.
Now what should I do, OP?
Carson Sullivan
>aluminum
why can't americant's spell?
Jonathan Lopez
>excuse you, it's a spelling that predates standardization that has stuck
Shart at your local mart
Connor Cook
an electric kettle?
Elijah Lee
>americans keep their eggs in the fucking fridge
Zachary Thompson
sourriey maete, aulouminoum
Cooper Sullivan
>tfw you trigger an aussie instead of a bong
That was not my plan!
Jonathan Richardson
>americans keep their red cups in the bathroom
Jaxon Ortiz
>Americans go to bed wearing socks and shoes
>Americans wash themselves in the bath with a catcher's mitt
>Americans eat spaghetti with their bare hands
>Americans eat birthday cake with chopsticks, and light the candles with a burning chopstick
>mfw
Gabriel Baker
>not having a warm and bubbly
Landon Miller
>not doing any of these things
William Powell
>mfw yuropoors put condoms on their benises
What's wrong with you niggers?
Colton Morris
>americans bathe without washrag
>americans worship god
>americans put butter in black coffee
>americans wear shoes around the house
>americans still use toilet paper
>americans buy brand name sex jellies
>americans have more than one fridge in a household
>americans always have a stack of burned cds
Justin Bennett
shut the fuck up you disgusting american swine
Landon Ross
say that in your native tongue and not in american bitch
Easton Roberts
Piss off you fucking dane
Asher Butler
>Americans wash their dishes in the bathtub
>Americans dry their clothes on the ceiling fan
Wyatt Mitchell
Confused.
Am I meant to be using the microwaves on display at Walmart, or the one in my kitchen?
Jayden Rivera
>americans put salt in their coke
Lucas Mitchell
O B S E S S E D
Connor James
Irish people put bullets in their knee caps.
Jacob Hernandez
>Americans wash their dishes in the bathtub
>not wanting to kill two birds with one stone
Jordan Phillips
> Americans throw away their Easter
Angel Peterson
>americans go to bed with shoes and socks on
Thomas Cruz
im a big fan of your work
Adrian Ortiz
>Americans keep their credit cared in their shows
Julian Lewis
Joshua Jenkins
why wouldn't you?
Brandon Martin
No we light sticks with brush and rocks that we scrape together.
Dylan Martin
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Justin Green
>mfw people call pop soda
Kevin Gonzalez
i bought some cola pop from the store
Dominic Watson
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