Explain his philosophy in 5 words or less

Explain his philosophy in 5 words or less.

Siempre negativfo nunca positivfo

Hoof it to Fellaini; Hope.

Whine and mincepies

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

This boy can be worldclass

le sub his keeper man

THIS

Driehoekjes, hoef it toe Felleenie

play youth and cross fingers

I'm here to cück Mourinho.

dat horny one goal difference

We are better than Leeds

Defend, pass a lot, lose

I came in to read this

splash cash on dutch shite

trips confirm

Filet-o-fish

A deep lying defensive line that remain compact for the entirety of the game.

Successfully dominate the match by having around 60-70% of the possession.

Wait for chances to open by a lapse in the opposition's defence, rather than risk creating them.

Have fast attacking players like Martial, Rashford, Lingard, who are able to jump on any lapse in the defense at any time.

Five Word Version:
Defend
Pass
Pass
Pass
Score

Which part of "5 words or less" don't you understand?

Ignore the fact it should be "5 words or fewer" by the way

>play less bad than opponent

painfully true

adnan januzaj back to nandos

Your expectations are too high

that's 6 words, my man

stupid gay ass nigger bitch fag

please do not fire me

his philosophy in five words

Get ball to big Fella

Pull hair in sex masochism

>bulgarian education

in commie times they used to tell you that 5 potatoes is 6?

laughed IRL 7/7

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

no dribbling, no excitement; lose

It was not my fault.

THIS IS MY LAST SEASON

>i dont rate van gaal

aren't you busy getting your head cut off? lmao

boring boring boring boring boring

that German efficiency. Not wasting a single word

Got rid of a god

Ordnung is not a meme lad

I think we played well

...

Make next manager look good

...

:)

De Gea will save it

>defend
>pass
>pass
>pass
>pass

I tried so hard

>I want to go home
or alternatively
>my feet hurt, no bully

Manchester United are not good.

hoof it long to fellaini

I have no fucking clue

Dutch porno is the best.

DOES

atleast we're better then Liverpool

NOT

Fart

fifth place is an achievement

...

Trust me, I'm always right.

Belgium speaks the truth

Never winning the league again

Shit ass crap shit shit

Really truly absolutely fucking terrible.

I like it Kimi

shit.

- pass sideways
- say no more

FULL
TIME
PLUMBERS

Thrusday nights on channel five

Getting dejavu by the way

I WUZ GREAT AND SHIT

le get carried by robben

ABU scum. We made it to fucking Europe and barely spent anything compared to Liverpool (who won't make it btw), City and Chelsea (who didn't make it btw).

It takes time for success to be made and he's made the groundwork for success. When we win Englands first quadruple in 5 years time, people will praise him as a genius, ahead of his time.

But no, keep on shitposting, you're either Arsecuck fans or Livershit fans. When was the last time you won EPL? Oh, right, you weren't even alive when it happened.

Like them young and black

>Barely spent anything compared to Liverpool, City & Chelsea
2/10, you made me reply

City: £154.4m
United: £115.3m
Liverpool: £93.1m
Chelsea: £76.8m

And how much did we make selling? And how many players did we actually need? We don't all have big squads like City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal.

United purchase Anthony Martial
Liverpool bought Bentecke

Need I say more?

You're either trolling me, or genuinely fucking stupid. If you support united it's probably the latter

Net spend:

City: £101.5m
United: £43.2m
Liverpool: £23.5m
Chelsea: £16.6m

>we

possession, out of position, lose

Tu eres muy malo