Explain his philosophy in 5 words or less.
Explain his philosophy in 5 words or less
Siempre negativfo nunca positivfo
Hoof it to Fellaini; Hope.
Whine and mincepies
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
This boy can be worldclass
le sub his keeper man
THIS
Driehoekjes, hoef it toe Felleenie
play youth and cross fingers
I'm here to cück Mourinho.
dat horny one goal difference
We are better than Leeds
Defend, pass a lot, lose
I came in to read this
splash cash on dutch shite
trips confirm
Filet-o-fish
A deep lying defensive line that remain compact for the entirety of the game.
Successfully dominate the match by having around 60-70% of the possession.
Wait for chances to open by a lapse in the opposition's defence, rather than risk creating them.
Have fast attacking players like Martial, Rashford, Lingard, who are able to jump on any lapse in the defense at any time.
Five Word Version:
Defend
Pass
Pass
Pass
Score
Which part of "5 words or less" don't you understand?
Ignore the fact it should be "5 words or fewer" by the way
>play less bad than opponent
painfully true
adnan januzaj back to nandos
Your expectations are too high
that's 6 words, my man
stupid gay ass nigger bitch fag
please do not fire me
his philosophy in five words
Get ball to big Fella
Pull hair in sex masochism
>bulgarian education
in commie times they used to tell you that 5 potatoes is 6?
laughed IRL 7/7
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
no dribbling, no excitement; lose
It was not my fault.
THIS IS MY LAST SEASON
>i dont rate van gaal
aren't you busy getting your head cut off? lmao
boring boring boring boring boring
that German efficiency. Not wasting a single word
Got rid of a god
Ordnung is not a meme lad
I think we played well
...
Make next manager look good
...
:)
De Gea will save it
>defend
>pass
>pass
>pass
>pass
I tried so hard
>I want to go home
or alternatively
>my feet hurt, no bully
Manchester United are not good.
hoof it long to fellaini
I have no fucking clue
Dutch porno is the best.
DOES
atleast we're better then Liverpool
NOT
Fart
fifth place is an achievement
...
Trust me, I'm always right.
Belgium speaks the truth
Never winning the league again
Shit ass crap shit shit
Really truly absolutely fucking terrible.
I like it Kimi
shit.
- pass sideways
- say no more
FULL
TIME
PLUMBERS
Thrusday nights on channel five
Getting dejavu by the way
I WUZ GREAT AND SHIT
le get carried by robben
ABU scum. We made it to fucking Europe and barely spent anything compared to Liverpool (who won't make it btw), City and Chelsea (who didn't make it btw).
It takes time for success to be made and he's made the groundwork for success. When we win Englands first quadruple in 5 years time, people will praise him as a genius, ahead of his time.
But no, keep on shitposting, you're either Arsecuck fans or Livershit fans. When was the last time you won EPL? Oh, right, you weren't even alive when it happened.
Like them young and black
>Barely spent anything compared to Liverpool, City & Chelsea
2/10, you made me reply
City: £154.4m
United: £115.3m
Liverpool: £93.1m
Chelsea: £76.8m
And how much did we make selling? And how many players did we actually need? We don't all have big squads like City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal.
United purchase Anthony Martial
Liverpool bought Bentecke
Need I say more?
You're either trolling me, or genuinely fucking stupid. If you support united it's probably the latter
Net spend:
City: £101.5m
United: £43.2m
Liverpool: £23.5m
Chelsea: £16.6m
>we
possession, out of position, lose
Tu eres muy malo