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RIP Sporty Jim sub edition
That diamonds goal was a cracker. Had overs and diamonds to win. Lets go reds.
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want Euan and his goons to kindly fuck off t bh
Why friendo?
wow, that's tight
wouldn't you like to know ;)
so /bet/ threads wont get hijacked anymore in favor of euan- and tinderposting
>euan is the reason for tinerposting
lmao @ this dirty muzza
fuck off, we only tinderpost and shit when there are fuck all bets/games on
Euan is statistically proven as profitable better though.
No reason to drive away the profit lad
LARGE staking Oleksandria U19 SW
2.4 at hill. Go BIG.
Removed, pmsl.
>supping suspended lines
zzzz
Was unsuspended for over 4 minutes you dullard.
HUGE on Coral
England to win the euros and Kane top scorer is worth a medium @51
What odds would be given if uncle Dana booked Euan v Bania at 200?
ARRY KANE IS BRINGIN IT HOME ON LARGE
Don't know what Albania looks like tbqh
He'd have to be an actual child to lose to Euan though pmsl
Vardy player of the tournament LARGE at 81s
Goffy snoozing
Dread to think how much Albanias just SMACKED goffy for.
On Box Hill -0.25
any deals on the final tonight?
>deals
pmsl take off those coloured trainers kiddo
If anyone here was in the thread when I posted being done for drink driving;
Just told me parents I got done for drink driving again. They've agreed to pay for my lawyer and for rehab so it looks good in court.
Good chance I can avoid jail time.
Pray for me or just post (you)s with pmsl.
Liverpool -1.5
pmsl
So - ve
Is dutchtips frauding with that last tip?
Parents surreal
>be on a good run
>decide to up stakes
>lose 6 bets in a row
Post pics of your mum tbqh lad
Taking my date out on a +ev date tomorrow, not even dinner or drinks.
Elaborate?
Coral limits tiny? Just made a new account and got fuck all on
Lucky shit
How much liddo?
500 spread across ft, ht and ht/t
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11111111111 Goffy in for a RUDE awakening
Goff too busy getting his M&S bacon sandwich pmsl
How much did you manage on?
Red Diamonds goals when?
Coral dont pay out on fixes btw
It will probably stay like this
Next goal is a Seoul equaliser
>It's been 176 days
>he's not on
Pls no.
Pls yes.
do you have a coral account?
Seoul equalize. Reds get another one to end it 2-1. Heard it here first.
7/1 for Liverpool to beat Sevilla tonight
I have a brand new one. Not spunking it for £300.
8/1 on coral AND MONEY BACK IF IT LOSES
Just spunked mine for about 500 didn't realise limits would be so rubbish, not had a clean one for a while
Where do you get your accounts?
How do they determine whether or not matches are fixes?
Already paid first goal evens
Because when you take a few k on a Ukraine U19 game then look at BF, they will see. Only thing that might save this game is the one sided rball.
Congrats lid. Enjoy your £15. Dont blow it all on Liverpool corners tonight
Stand to make a grand. What's your issue? What game would you have used your coral for? Getting 2.25 for sw when trading at 1.5 on betfair and HT at 3s is good value no?
>That seoul miss
It's ogre, ends 1-0
Diamond goals - WHEN
Won Tai goals - WHEN
Box Hill goals - WHEN
Awful start to the day tbqh
I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral account so wouldnt want it chinned on the first bet which they might "investigate"/void
>I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral account
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Wow now I have an american flag. In an hour I'll be in Puerto Rico watching slags volley
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pmsl
Accounts are too much hassle, had some limited after a deposit, just treat them as one offs desu
pmsl
wew
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>I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral
Coming from the man who had numerous accounts last year and made 15k. Tears!
Cannot win a bet this morning. Already down 300, cba
You're doing it wrong if you're getting your accounts limited after a deposit
Should I split deposit into smaller amounts?
Just use paddypower m8.
It's great.
down £2200 here pmsl
Down 1.5k and I had a lie in pmsl
Also down sums. Can't stop losing, won't stop losing.
Big breakfast lads. Beef dices, chicken legs and a bit of egg with a toast slice
what's a bit of egg?
did you cook an egg then slice a bit off and put the rest in the bin?
you make me feel sick
btts no is 4.25 on coral pmsl
Euan is always buying accounts lads
S U R R E A L
what is
>Beef for breakfast
Can't even imagine how heavy that would sit in your stomach all day
diamonds win just covers overs loss. pls don't concede and end 1-1 or no point living.
top lel.
SWEATY
Got shrewder and richer now, havent I?
>Tom Spiers
Curry lid from last night. Still got diarrhea and can't win a bet.
what's he done?
come out as gay.
oh em gee