/heem/ vietnam my bro edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo
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youtu.be/FW6SGAEycXo
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inb4 america makes another thread and we have 2 threads

yeah

is very likely

UFC Fighter Paige Sletten is in the Dancing With The Stars Finals

he actually did it the madman

they dont even look related

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>implying he doesn't do it on purpose
He either makes them at 485 or when someone else makes a thread over 500+ every fucking time.

she is fat like her brother, how is it possible to have fat arms with no definition despite working out 20 hours a day also

>zoo

>lawler-woodley headliner

Imagine watching mixed martial arts and saying "This is it, this is pinnacle of combat sports", fucking hell.

Go watch boxing, go watch athletes who have dedicated themselves to one discipline and have mastered it beyond question.

if you look at the proportion of her arm its safe to say that her arms arent pure fat but that she has some developed triceps

mma is gay

There's no way rockhold takes jacare on short notice. He'll refuse the fight, and he SHOULD

sorry didnt mean to double thread or thread wars, just didnt see a new thread for a while

>he
fuck off m8 i never make /heem/ threads
i did it this time cause no one else was making one and i was watching the diaz/condit countdowns and found a nice screencap of no white belts being allowed
thought it was appropriate for /heem/ as either everyone here doesnt have a belt or they're a white belt like that one aussie who always does bjj breakdowns while admonishing us he's a white belt

desu though my thread would've been first if i hadn't of taken the time to look up and update the news section

here's a condit video to make up for it
youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo

wow thanks for that arnold

>aronfiggg: I'd fuck you every night, if possible

Jesus Christ aron

Imagine thinking that Diaz is a better fighter than Conor... rolling around on the floor like a pussy isn't fighting you idiots. Diaz was too scared to stand with Conor because he was getting his shit pushed in by somebody that actually knows how to fight. I bet you fucktards also think that Maia is a good '''''fighter''''' despite the fact that he never fought in his life.

that bunda tho...

she got some junk in the trunk

i'm not mad at it

I really enjoyed watching condit run a marathon against diaz, what a great athlete

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literal midget proportions

weidman is done, good riddance to bad rubbish, fuck i hated that guy and everything he stands for

it was practically like watching football

Here have a Ngann(You)

i don't want a response just stating facts

What makes you think that?

youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo
What the fuck is this shit - explain yourself!

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>if I can't have fun, NOBODY CAN

What drives a person to do this.

do you not have eyes you goof?
they're comparing condit's baby leg kicks that won him that fight in those shitty judges eyes vs real leg kicks

mmafighting.com/2012/2/5/2772168/ufc-143-twitter-nick-diaz-vs-carlos-condit-pros-score

DIAZ 1,2, & 5 you dumb goof

mma is basically gay porn so it's fair game

>not checking for new threads while you make the new one

sorry i was actually looking up news to add to mine

He's trying to get restrictions lifted off of pornography rather than placed on MMA. He's just comparing the two to display the unfairness.

MMA is not sexual and I don't think people with aids get approved for anything

Why is so fun to rewatch fights (boxing or mma), but rewatching ball sports is boring as shit. Like nobody even does that.

Dan Hardy joins Chael Sonnen on "Your Welcome"
Talking about DRUGS in PERU
podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=706&pid=1650989

Ball sports tend to be much longer

You're watching one for the results but fights are more about what is happening the fight rather than who got the decision, for example condit vs diaz

can you stop. buddy.
?

Diaz had two brief moments in that fight where he was winning.
Condit controlled the fight and scored points, and that's why he got the win.
You're deluded if you think Diaz actually won that fight.

Not really. Soccer and baseball, sure, but football and basketball without commercials are barely longer than any classic boxing matches and those all have hundreds of thousands of views on Youtube.

He controlled the ''fight''?

Condit fans are delusional enough to think:

>Condit beat Diaz
>Condit beat GSP
>Condit beat Lawler

Your boy is retiring m8, just deal with it

The only time diaz really did anything was here, and at the very end of the last round where he got condit to the floor - before being controlled by condit fight before the end.

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Condit is a points scorer if I ever saw one

what's this slob up to these days?

you're crazy bro

diaz outlanded condit everywhere but the legkicks
and those baby legkicks werent enough to win the fight
diaz was the one coming forward and landing shots to the body and head while condit was running away
DIAZ 1, 2, 5

btw cecil peoples was a judge for that fight so thats who you're agreeing with when you say condit won

Fact #69:
Croatians are the most powerful race in the world.

nicest country in europe

first for my boy

Exactly. I'm a big diaz fan, but this wasn't a true fight and he got outscored. The only thing he won on was octagon control.
Diaz landed significant bodyshots once. Go and watch the fight again.

Honestly I feel like if you can avoid a fight and win the bout the rules need to be changed and the scoring needs to be changed

Love me some Dan Hardy

Objectives during fight
1) Win
2) Hit and don't get hit
3) Everything else

Holy crap, she's managed to balance a huge coffee she shouldn't be drinking, her phone and a fucking pastry in one hand. What a judoka

take a look at the stats homie
and you go re-watch the fight i already did this morning
DIAZ 1,2, 5

only place condit outscored nick was with that baby legkick jabs
and those dont win a fight
nick outscored him everywhere else, and took his back and nearly finished the fight in the 5th

That's how you fight Lawler and Nate. They're both counter punchers. You pick your spots and refuse to get baited into exchanges. Same reason Holly Holm has only looked great against Ronda. Because she played right into her hands.

>Wake up
>Go to /heem/
>My boy is out
Feels real bad, man. At least i can take comfort in the fact that i can heem each and every single in this thread

finally the /heem/ singularity has begun and we have all become one...

one big rory fan

youtube.com/watch?v=ZeqSRHTYG58
Post walk in

She's getting coffee for everyone.

If you're not damaging your opponent you're not picking spots you're just pretending to hit, there should be an indicator for damage.
You can't tell me that Condit fights the same way holly fights, holly disengages and engages but condit never really enagaged he just pretended to.

blessing in disguise lad, Weidman now has more time to work with Mark Henry.

>You can't tell me that Condit fights the same way holly fights
Are you retarded? I wasn't saying that at all.

Volume striking is a thing. Just how it is m8

Condit won on significant strikes landed and total strikes landed.
I don't know if you're trolling or if you're just stupid.

nice work

they look real

good shoop desu

Rockhold-Bisping confirmed
twitter.com/danawhite/status/12024654659067905

sure lad and no one is debating that
there are lots of great volume strikers that we love
nick diaz and condit being among them

but you cant tell me the carlos condit that fought nick is the same one that fought rory or lawler

it was a completely different greg jackson gameplan to nullify the fight and make it look like condit won the fight, without actually fighting at all
anytime diaz would start exchanging condit or get him cornered greg jackson would yell something along the lines of "get back to the blue" which told condit to literally turn his back and run to get back to the blue bud light logo in the middle of the cage and re-engage

it was just a disgusting corruption of the sport we love and leaves a bitter taste in everyone's mouth
when you hear the names nick diaz vs carlos condit you expect a violent, exciting fight as they're both legends of the sports
not to mention, condit promising us a dog fight beforehand
for him to come out and "fight" like that forever tarnished his career and some fans won't ever be able to forgive him for it, and rightly so

did you not read my post?
that was due to the one area he won in legkicks, which if you watched the fight you know did no damage to nick
cyborg santos kicked nick harder than that

if you cant read nick won in strikes to the head and body
strikes to the head and body>legkicks

>le mayweather runs away xD

Nice outfit Gruber

I read your post.
Significant strikes and total stirkes are what matters. Diaz got outscored, he lost, deal with it.

ebin maymay

>you know did no damage
Damage is not a criteria for judging

If Diaz wasn't a pussy he would have just cut the cage off against Condit, but he was scared of getting hit coming in. Hendricks beat the shit out Condit in rounds 1 and 2 of their fight and he's a midget. Diaz has fought like a timid bitch in his last three fights. All three were stinkers.

what?

mayweather doesnt run away, he actually boxes and engages with his opponents
why dont you take some time and go watch some of his fights?

>Condit doesn't engage
>Lands more significant strikes than his opponents

he didnt lose

effective strikes and octagon control are though

>Damage is not a criteria for judging
You're a fight fan, not a faggot senile government official. Diaz won the fight, end of story.

ebin troll got me gud

did you even read the thread you goof?
youtu.be/FW6SGAEycXo

>oh wow those legkicks were so effective, he totally outstruck nick

fuck off, i guarantee you haven't even watched the fight and just started watching mma in the past few weeks

The ones on the car is what gets me.

Diaz has never beat an opponent taller than himself because he can't box for shit and is scared to close the distance on guys. He actually thinks that beating a 5'3 Japanese t-rex was impressive.

>being this in denial
Diaz lost the fight.
He officially lost the fight.
The reasons why have been said repeatedly.
We don't score fights, the judges do.
We've said why he lost.
He lost.
Accept it.

Thoughts?

Hilarious video given that both Diaz brothers are pillow handed slap boxers

Nate looked the best he ever looked against one of the best boxers in the ufc the fight before goob

>Condit beat Diaz
>Jones beat Gustafsson
>GSP beat Hendricks
>nobody ever gets robbed, muh big brother government officials are infallible

Nick Diaz resorted to cage hugging BJ Penn after only 20 seconds of fighting because he realized that BJ Penn was going to box his fucking head off after the first couple of combos. BJ Penn, having absolutely no cardio, then was gassed and fight was over.

No grappling, or clinching and BJ Penn knocks the can out in the first.

>michael johnson is one of the best boxers in the UFC

wow someone really hates condit

>No grappling, or clinching and BJ Penn
>motivated BJ Penn
>Jackson's BJ Penn
>no grease BJ Penn

Why do fucking faggots want for BJ to be a good fighter so much? He was good like a million years ago and wasted it going to fucking K-1 Hero's (lol) to fight faglets like Bang Ludwig and meaningless HW fight against Machida.

After watching the start of the fight again, I realized I gave the coward Nick Diaz too much credit, it was actually only 10 seconds before he started cage hugging the 5'9 lightweight.

There's no way jacare takes rockhold on short notice. He'll refuse the fight, and he SHOULD

ofc he should, he fought a week ago