Start first real job in NYC

>start first real job in NYC
>guy on my team is from Spain.
>try breaking the ice ask if he likes sports
>he says yes he likes football
>ask if he likes Giants or Jets
>he says "no I mean soccer, Spanish soccer"
>ask if he likes Barcelona or Real Madrid
>he laughs and says there are more teams than those two
>names some team I never heard of
>now he thinks I'm an idiot

OP is a sports pleb

Ask if he thinks the Spanish national team would have been as successful as it has been recently withour Dr Fuentes

Stop being a sports casual, OP

Why's he calling it football in America? He's the one who should be embarrassed

should have named off some hipster bullshit like Celta Vigo bro

Based spaniard exposing merifats dilettante knowledge of sports

We already knew you're an idiot without that conversation, so don't feel sad.

Must have been an atletico fan then

>now he thinks I'm an idiot
don't be so hard on yourself, he already thought you were an idiot before

You only know one goddamn sport Bongistan and you're not even good at it.

>get first full-time job
>try to start conversation with coworker
>"so....you a football fan?"
>He starts jabbering away about Liverpool in some Eastern European accent
>mfw I'm also a Liverpool fan

He was a pretty cool dude, I wonder if he's getting ready to watch the final right now.

>few months into job
>see supervisor wearing USA soccer shirt
>strike up conversation
>he's a Chelsea supporter
>start shitting furiously
>open the door
>hit the floor
>I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air.

Is he like Dr J?

Why are yuros so snobby? Soccer is like below Lacrosse in terms of popularity here. I'm sorry If I don't know much about it, just trying tk be friendly. We wouldn't shit on you for not knowing American Football, Baseball, Basketball, or Hockey

top bantz, top question

spain is as mauch of a fraud as russia

Because it's called football

We are the current champions in:
Heavyweight boxing (Fury)
Tennis (Davis Cup)
The Masters (Danny Willett)
Six Nations (Grand Slam champions)
Formula 1 (Hamilton)
Snooker (Selby)
The Ashes (Australia got BTFO)

And we wouldn't try and talk to you about those sports

He's like Dr Michele Ferrari was to Lance Armstrong

YAY, WE DID IT REDDIT!

He's a dick i would ask you to bring me to a true American match and then ask if you want to be cucked like a true American.

That's how you form a good friendship

>Heavyweight Boxing
what a borefest

>still butthurt from the euro final and german teams getting smashed in europe
lel don't worry, hans, soon you'll be able to play new sports with you enriching newcomers, like stoning an infidel wife or beheading someone for leaving islam

>americans & soccer ch4

>in bio chem lab last year
>lab partner is british guy
>ask him about football
>yeah I'm from hull but support liverpool since hull are shit
>ta for the class was from ghana
>also a liverpool fan
that liverpool feel trancends race and nationality

You mean handegg, rounders, netball, and ice hockey, right?

implying

dr mmüller wohlfahrt was also a specialist fgro blood doping and he was the doctor for bayern and german NT for ages.
there is a reason top apthelets from all sports like usain bolt still come to him

Only because you don't stand a chance in hell of winning it, top kek

I would say Fury is pretty likely to retain his titles against Klitschko. But then even if he doesn't (but I hope he does), Anthony Joshua is right behind him and is arguably the brightest prospect in the division right now

>not bullying the semen slurping yurotrash

he answered OP questions, OP took it upon himself to propogate his own inferiority complex

>Not telling him soccer is banned in your office

>average Chelsea hater is an autist who complains about them on a Mongolian knitting board
Not a surprise really.

>Six Nations
>The Ashes
>Formula 1
>Snooker

At least one of these is made up

>working with, near or around shit skins
you did it to yourself

>in an interview
>exec asks me to list reasons why I would be good for this position
>say "I could give you 96 reasons why I'm right for this position" with a smile
>he tells me that he's a Liverpool fan
>a what? He's a fan of a city?
>"sorry what?"
>he says the soccer team
>"ha! That slipped right by me."
>he looks at me quizzically for a moment and then says "I don't think this is going to work."
>at this point I'm shocked because I thought things were going well
>I then tell him that I'd be crushed if I didn't get this job
>he gives me a mean look and tells me to get out of his office
>holy shit this guys a mad man
>get up and as I'm walking out tell him "I was really a fan of this company but now you've killed that for me."
>he throws a stapler at me that I barely dodged
>gtfo of there

What the hell? Am I just really bad at interviews?

He said sports, my Muslim friend.

Willet only "won" because Spieth lost

Christ this is amazing

I hope this is a true story

I've literally have never heard of snooker or ashes. You mean like competitive ring around the rosey?

>Ortiz-Jennings
>Joshua-Whyte
>Parker-takam
>Wilder-Povektin(:c)

>borefests

retard...

Wow, Americans are literally this dumb.

Snooker is boss tbqh

Nice memeing.

>can't recognise some of the biggest sporting events in the world
>not dumb

>implying anyone other than brits and pooinloos care about cricket
delusion

>winners only win because losers lose
Thanks for that, lad

OP is a false flagging faggot

>Britbongistani chatting shit about boxing
>literally BTFO by a ginger Mexican

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>Position v Position

This triggers me, what a pointless fucking comparison.

wat?

You mean like.. we're only alive because the atmosphere is 21% Oxygen?

It's a meme you mongoloid. A shit one at that.

Nu yuros cant even handle a bit od banter

96 keksThis desu

I see Liverpool fans are incapable of spelling, regardless of their country of origin.

Should have just told him that la liga sucks ass and you already know barca, real or athletico are going to win anyways so who cares about the other teams