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Björk's birthday edition

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fuck devon

Bjork sucks so much

Literally only receives praise because she's weird and quirky, much like Bowie

going to bed
night night

beat me to it

Well lads, it was good to take off the jumper for a whole 2 days straight

>muslims destroying Christmas trees in France

howling

>mfw u r gay could have killed bjork

>Bjork sucks so much
>Literally only receives praise because she's weird and quirky, much like Bowie

...

>Third eye status: nonexistent

i could really go for some plus 15 weather rn

how's the weather the rest of the year? Might move from Brissy if it's cold enough

might unironically tell the janny about this

too hot lad

It's just sad, lad

/Morocco/ belongs in /brit/ if you disagree then YOU'RE the paki not me

>why yes i do enjoy the musical stylings of bjork

it's overcast and miserable sub 18 degrees for 10 months of the year

going to have a stroke or have cancer or something

I'm healthy but have random pains all the time. something will happen one day

cant sleep

dont care

Belgium

youtube.com/watch?v=eThDTCD7bLs

sounds good to me.

lad

FUCK OFF PAKI TWAT

free the sahrawis

>humidity: 37%

sack up pussy

Bloody runt! I wanna taste it now!

racist

Paki detected
>>>/Desi/ is that way

>After 22 years, the opportunity to lose my virginity presents itself
>Say no because I haven't reached my target bodyweight yet
Ah yes, it seems the very self-loathing that motivated me to lift is going to prevent me from reaping the rewards.

beds on fire

good gimmick

*nuts you right in the kite*
get the fuck out

my cenno just got cut off lads

FONT

Never

GOING TO BED LADS
NIGHT NIGHT

someone remind me who that is again

celebrity stalker guy

rekt

why is australia never included?
they're literally just as british as americans

night zac

Reminder that Iceland is Anglo

Better use Tunisian high quality olive oil for best results

Never ate hummus

use deductive reasoning idiot
protip look at the name of the edition

They have a similar accent and a union jack in their flag?

>not using british
*nuts your paki head*

If they tried that shit here I'd gather up a bunch of skinheads and glass them

>someone asks if I'm going out on a certain night
>Say yes
>I'm not
>I never do
Who /devilish/ here?

that is stupid as fuck

Middle class university students live off it in the UK

go into a clinic drunk and say you're an alcoholic

good for 1-3 months you can repeat it with other clinics

*Reasonably deduces*

Thank you
that's all I wanted
see you tomorrow

Good night mate


>Using british olive oil
>aka piss

*nuts you right in the nogg*
fuck off einstein

Honestly some Aussies have accents so minor they sound like they could be from the south of England

I'm aware lad, cheers.

babestation

>cuckada
no you wouldn't

>LE GANADA IS UNGUGKED OUR PM IS SECRETLY LE REDOPILLED BASED/ POOL/ XDD
kys

would absolutely wreck anyone ITT 2bh

oh Ricardo you crazy sexy beast

You need to learn to get off your fat ass first

*Telekinetically crushes your nads into raisins*

my only knowledge of 'hummus' is that episode of Friends where pheobe says she's 'got the hummus'

assumed it was an STD or something. no idea it was even food until a few years ago

been trying to manipulate people lately
but alas, i have no social skills

would nut you into oblivion

Post pics of said hummus pls

just bought these

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>he doesn't even have a fucking leaf

Fuck off chinese Canada.

*gets aroused*

why the FUCK did you include me in that

If god forbid any of us got cancer, what would you request from the make a wish foundation?

Think I'd ask for my bollocks to be smelted into solid gold when I die and put on display.

YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE,
I AM STILL RIGHT HERE

would nut this queer as well then bum him

really, really, really don't want to get up in a few hours

it's really nice if you prepare it well

tastes awful on its own

hate getting grouped with toronto and vancouver shitskins and SJWs

fuck off peanut head

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>not eating hummus plain with a spoon
lmaoing my ass off

absolute nutter

Imagine being French and having a British monarch

screeching

lads I really hate myself and my life

>ASS
FOY

imagine being such a normie drone you had to get up for work

>tastes awful on its own

great selling point

Phoneposting. But literally just type "hummus" into google images

Why?

someone help me. I remember an album from my childhood where the cover is a girl and boy with red dots on their cheeks behind a mountain overlooking a lake. I can't remember the name of it or who it is by though

Most of them don't give a fuck. Some are eternally buttblasted by it.

Lift weights.

*grabs you by the nuts*

I once worked 400 hours in one month haha

Really? Funny, we're all on /brit/ because we love ourselves and our lives.

come to east mids and chat that shit mate, dare you

Think it's pretty nice on its own. But always have it with pitta bread usually