Björk's birthday edition
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fuck devon
Bjork sucks so much
Literally only receives praise because she's weird and quirky, much like Bowie
going to bed
night night
beat me to it
Well lads, it was good to take off the jumper for a whole 2 days straight
>muslims destroying Christmas trees in France
howling
>mfw u r gay could have killed bjork
>Bjork sucks so much
>Literally only receives praise because she's weird and quirky, much like Bowie
...
>Third eye status: nonexistent
i could really go for some plus 15 weather rn
how's the weather the rest of the year? Might move from Brissy if it's cold enough
might unironically tell the janny about this
too hot lad
It's just sad, lad
/Morocco/ belongs in /brit/ if you disagree then YOU'RE the paki not me
>why yes i do enjoy the musical stylings of bjork
it's overcast and miserable sub 18 degrees for 10 months of the year
going to have a stroke or have cancer or something
I'm healthy but have random pains all the time. something will happen one day
cant sleep
dont care
Belgium
sounds good to me.
lad
FUCK OFF PAKI TWAT
free the sahrawis
>humidity: 37%
sack up pussy
Bloody runt! I wanna taste it now!
racist
Paki detected
>>>/Desi/ is that way
>After 22 years, the opportunity to lose my virginity presents itself
>Say no because I haven't reached my target bodyweight yet
Ah yes, it seems the very self-loathing that motivated me to lift is going to prevent me from reaping the rewards.
beds on fire
good gimmick
*nuts you right in the kite*
get the fuck out
my cenno just got cut off lads
FONT
Never
GOING TO BED LADS
NIGHT NIGHT
someone remind me who that is again
celebrity stalker guy
rekt
why is australia never included?
they're literally just as british as americans
night zac
Reminder that Iceland is Anglo
Better use Tunisian high quality olive oil for best results
Never ate hummus
use deductive reasoning idiot
protip look at the name of the edition
They have a similar accent and a union jack in their flag?
>not using british
*nuts your paki head*
If they tried that shit here I'd gather up a bunch of skinheads and glass them
>someone asks if I'm going out on a certain night
>Say yes
>I'm not
>I never do
Who /devilish/ here?
that is stupid as fuck
Middle class university students live off it in the UK
go into a clinic drunk and say you're an alcoholic
good for 1-3 months you can repeat it with other clinics
*Reasonably deduces*
Thank you
that's all I wanted
see you tomorrow
Good night mate
>Using british olive oil
>aka piss
*nuts you right in the nogg*
fuck off einstein
Honestly some Aussies have accents so minor they sound like they could be from the south of England
I'm aware lad, cheers.
babestation
>cuckada
no you wouldn't
>LE GANADA IS UNGUGKED OUR PM IS SECRETLY LE REDOPILLED BASED/ POOL/ XDD
kys
would absolutely wreck anyone ITT 2bh
oh Ricardo you crazy sexy beast
You need to learn to get off your fat ass first
*Telekinetically crushes your nads into raisins*
my only knowledge of 'hummus' is that episode of Friends where pheobe says she's 'got the hummus'
assumed it was an STD or something. no idea it was even food until a few years ago
been trying to manipulate people lately
but alas, i have no social skills
would nut you into oblivion
Post pics of said hummus pls
just bought these
>he doesn't even have a fucking leaf
Fuck off chinese Canada.
*gets aroused*
why the FUCK did you include me in that
If god forbid any of us got cancer, what would you request from the make a wish foundation?
Think I'd ask for my bollocks to be smelted into solid gold when I die and put on display.
YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE,
I AM STILL RIGHT HERE
would nut this queer as well then bum him
really, really, really don't want to get up in a few hours
it's really nice if you prepare it well
tastes awful on its own
hate getting grouped with toronto and vancouver shitskins and SJWs
fuck off peanut head
...
>not eating hummus plain with a spoon
lmaoing my ass off
absolute nutter
Imagine being French and having a British monarch
screeching
lads I really hate myself and my life
>ASS
FOY
imagine being such a normie drone you had to get up for work
>tastes awful on its own
great selling point
Phoneposting. But literally just type "hummus" into google images
Why?
someone help me. I remember an album from my childhood where the cover is a girl and boy with red dots on their cheeks behind a mountain overlooking a lake. I can't remember the name of it or who it is by though
Most of them don't give a fuck. Some are eternally buttblasted by it.
Lift weights.
*grabs you by the nuts*
I once worked 400 hours in one month haha
Really? Funny, we're all on /brit/ because we love ourselves and our lives.
come to east mids and chat that shit mate, dare you
Think it's pretty nice on its own. But always have it with pitta bread usually