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melancholic edition

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bowt to polish the ol knob

cuck

Buying a house?

I feel like crying

>Polish
Didn't you vote leave?

would nut anyone clean out ITT

What's a jf

epic caralad XDDDDDDDD

what has you down mate?

Don't think so sunshine

>trying to listen to music but have a stuffy nose

Johnny foreigner

>monitoring this question cause I don't fucking know what it means myself

Her Royal Majesty

sipping on a glass of laphroaig lads

Would be harder if you had stuffy ears Hahaha

alri alri lads, done my gym
waiting for my clothes to finish washing and i'll go out for lunch and coffee x

chebs

Thank you based blue eyed icelandic qt

Love black girls desu

Same

>girl
have another look m8...

Would unironically fuck the queen when she was young

I would tbqh

australia? more like ausGAYlia, amirite?!?

Aw yeah, here we go, Tony pepperoni on the mix, pulling finance from under other businesses like sike, I got salami and anchovies, I got the flour I am growing ain't no knowing where I'll be going so let's take it slow, the other companies try to mess with me, but I'm Tony pepperoni and I won't tastell defeat, buy my pizza pls, I have a family, pls man, my wife hasn't eaten in a month, just buy the pizza

R8 this shit some autist just sent me

haha oh wow that is a tired cara

>blue eyed icelandic qt
Bit redundant. All Icelanders are blue eyed cuties

yes

it's 2am
why aren't you asleep like everyone else?

>trying to eat a biscuit but have itchy eyes

got nothing to wake up for

tried typing it out and it just sounded pathetic

real chinstroker of a post, this one

Well you're still qt

Australia? more like genitalia, amirite?!?

having a group wank with the /brit/ lads

join in if you like

where could you bang a hooker lads?

need to have my willy inside her pronto

I'm a neet who likes the night better than the day

why don't you get a job?

ta me ag proper wankered leaids

Haven't really been able to sleep
Been crying and feeling sick instead

calling all maulers
back street brawlers
corner shop crawlers
victory's flawless

in the vagina, bum or mouth

your bed

trying, not even for the money but so i have something to do wahey

...

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Male order Russian brides and beta yanks ... A deadly mix

Doesn't matter, I won't judge. you'll feel better if you let it out

some of the best music I've ever heard has been on softcore porn I saw on Bravo back in the day

have honestly heard riffs/solos that would put Satriani back in his box

What's wrong?

>ywn do nothing but eat stroopwaffel and shitpost all day

I work night shifts so my body's adjusted to this

couldn't get into work because storm angus fucked up my trains, my boss was a right cunt about it tb.h

kill yourselves fuckin scumbags

>paying more attention to the music rather than the nudity

bender detected

i find it comfy there are NEETs from all over the world, 1st and 3rd worlders united in shitposting from the comfort of someone else's efforts

a bunch of leeches flinging shit at each other on an online imageboard

what a time to be alive

Hydro just came back on. Good thing i have a woodstove because God knows next time it snows it's going to go out again and I'll still have to pay the highest fucking electricity rates in north America.

Thank you Kathleen Wynne you disgusting hippie eco freak leftist moonbat DYKE and all the immigrants and the ivory tower upper middle class and public service union twats in Toronto and Ottawa for turning this province into a fucking snowy VENEZUELA!!!!!

I'm not a neet kys

One of the few people in this world I care about now wants nothing to do with me

...

My mind keeps reminding me how alone I am and how empty my future is. I can't sleep through torture.

Wow

>kill yourselves fuckin scumbags

need a black gf that loves it when i shout racist things at her when i pound her

I'm a big fat sharter, please help me

some girl was flirting with me in uni last week
she knows i like chinese cartoons and have been looking forward to the new pokemon games, so she keeps trying to talk to me about them even though i don't think she really cares about either.
she has a boyfriend, but i've never had a gf before so i'm seriously considering it. it's a shame, he seems like a nice lad. bit on the autistic spectrum, but nice.

OH FUCK
ARSE!!!

its not a good life

What's so great about black chicks? asian chicks is where its at

Why

>israel
irony lad

I can't keep up with this
Who's building a bridge over the ocean?

NEED her to call me master as I lightly choke her

might get a black gf experience off the internet

The chinks
Its basically saying that Trump is alienating latin america and opening it up to Chinese influence

blacks are disgusting

xi jinping you actual mong

The weekend went so fast

hello britbongs

why all the self hate, you fucking potato munching mick nigger?

don't know what i'd do without weed and cigs

Thailad!

Good lad. Great post.

>I want you to spank me and call me a dirty nigger user

alri

alri thailad

would eat a beschuitje with/10 if you know what i mean

fucked any young 'uns recently, mate?

remember that time your uncle begged for his lifestyle like the coward he is and it turned you into a bender?

lamo

t. Home of the most disgusting prehistoric niggers in all of human history

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This, the only good looking negresses are the whitish ones.

Umm, isn't that a bit racist?

thailad bait out the biggest sket you know

Idk
He has these times when he flips but it still hurts like a punch in the guts

i do

I'll never be good enough

hmmmmmmm yessssss

let that hate flow through you

hmmm aaahhH~ oh my my willy is QUITE firm now yesssss


hnnng ahh, in you go mister willy into this mick's supple tight arse, hmm yes ah yes very good

It is, isn't it?

need an anus to bum