/HEEM/ - ENGLAND'S OWN GATEKEEPER IN CHARGE

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/18: TUF Season 23 EP 6 (?)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)

6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)
6/4: UFC 199 (BISPING vs Rockhold)

6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

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Jacare is out cause of surgery? Too bad, now i'll must watch Bisping being raped. lel ,can't wait.

Thanks Pedro. Could've had a better pic tho

Paige Sletten is ranked #8 and wrestled with her brother when she was 8.

Can she ever defeat Rose in a fight?

>Any chance MM
C# Fly weight could beat:
>Chris De La Rocha a Heavyweight
with a 4-1-0, 6'4" , 165 lb

or who could the 'best' p4p flyweight beat in any division but his own?

no, the bisping.awakes.from.a.nightmare.png is too disturbing and unfair for him
he ate a fucking knee to the face
this is a just

>Bisping finally gets his title shot
>It's on short notice when he could've just waited and be fully ready

Not happy about this at all. Bisping is MY BOY but I feel he needs to prepare properly for a fight as big as this. Dana won't care he's stepped up, this could very well be his last shot.

Why can't the Natty GOAT win that title in the UK ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=W0ucE5XXgj4
RIP CODY

>le meme undefeated man

no one will give a shit after his first loss

What's the best way to counter/exploit this?

That's alright, I wouldbe used the bisbong fedora one but the lil fuckos who hate canadian ops won't leave me alone

Lads I just took a weed lmao gummy candy and I'm too high. Can I make it to my boxing class in 6 hours?

>natty goat will defend his title in Wembley

feels fucking good lads, might go back to my hometown of Leicester to see it live desu

>might go back to my hometown of Leicester to see it live desu

lmao

Nice, what part of Leicester you from?

My great grandparents came here from England. I think I'll have to retrace my roots as well.

Based Oman

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1/8 English here

Michael is going to vanquish that snake Rockhold
RVLE BRITANNIA

Poor Bisping

Bisping is going to get head kick KO'd

REAL

>The Chris was about to exact his revenge on Luke Cockhold
>neck injury needing surgery
>he will probably never recover his momentum that he had as champ

rip

press f to pay hespects

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One of my history teachers would put it on during penis inspection day

I know he barely has a chance but I hope Bisping manages to pull it off.

Bisping is going to be on queer street.

He has no business hanging with elite middleweights.

of course brits don't have any trigger discipline smdh

My ancestors went over to britain, that means I'm 100% pure blood english and will have a part of Michael "The Count" Bisping's inevitable victory over the colonial bumpkin Rockhold

I am a proud American-British and can't wait for Luke "The Californian Killer" Rockhold to defeat Bisping.

The /heem/ would be incredible if bisping usada's luke. The chavs would flap out of every hole and shitpost to death

Bisping is going to lose again

I was ruled by British for 190 years, fuck you cunts. Even though Luke cucked my boy I hope Bisping will get heemed like before.

Happy for bisping to get that shot, but he's going to be heemed

south ahmedinejadshire, next to the curry shop la'

good lad

wow Bisping reportedly injured and unable to take the fight, what the fuck dana

Why did Bisping take this fight mane

GET

FUCKED

JACARE

GET REKT, BISPING DESERVES IT MORE, EAT DICK YOU ROIDED UP FREAK

pretty sure you could make that video with just Wiedman with how man hues he's btfo

>The chavs would flap out of every hole and shitpost to death
I wish, no one really cares much about UFC here except for the big stars like Ronda and Conor

prob his last chance to get a shot. If he waited for a real shot Jacare would go first so it would take like a year+ and who knows what would've happened in between then.

There are people without proud English blood posting in /heem/ right now...

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>Jacare would go first
I don't think that's necessarily a guarantee, he could have been next in line but knowing Dana, you're probably right.
It's a shame man, I really do think he needs to prepare properly for this and it's not a fight you can take on short notice, but if he does it he might become THE BOY

>a loss means nothing

Literally what

Royal British Honorguard

ufc 199: bisping retirement party

/salty/

They would market the poop out of the US v. Mom brit angle. I don't think brits, or anyone not a woman, would like rockholds character post vitor and an upset would be big for the underdog. Not that I like bisping either

t. mad af goof

Bisping spots a roider.webm

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getting a title shot when you've never beaten a top 5 guy and you're also coming off a loss is so fucking dumb

The marketing doesn't really reach many people. BT Sport isn't that big a channel and I don't think enough people will really tune in because it's a "British fighter vs American fighter". Keep in mind it'll be at 3 or 4am.
The London event showed there is a demand for UFC here, but it's far from mainstream and the average guy I talk to doesn't know shit about Bisping's heroic feats in the Octagon

>rockhold was just scared of me its not because im a literal who compared to bisping

top kek, uriah calling the kettle black lads

Bisping would never retired after winning the title, he'll defend a couple times then hang em up

rockhold's popularity is going to skyrocket with casuals after he obliterates bisping in one round

LOL nobodies BTFO

*nobody's

Hmm I thought brits would be more interested in the ufc given their interest in barfights, or at least the concept of them. Well its a big place so can't generalize

Is there anybody unironically picking bisping to win?
>inb4 lithcuck

>Keep in mind it'll be at 3 or 4am.
Yeah that's easily the biggest problem, but I think Conor has definitely raised interest in the sport over here now, my own dad and brothers ask me about UFC stuff all the time and occasionally I'll show them a spicy banger when I see one on BT Sport.

Let's keep the Schaub train rolling
youtu.be/qC2oBa62BAo
youtu.be/qC2oBa62BAo

LOL hadn't noticed that but I took a moment to think how that was spelled, now I know why

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I'll be picking him. I think he needs a full camp and I'm not sure it's really likely, but I'll be picking him.

Yeah it's a shame but the time difference is what really fucks it up, otherwise the UFC has the potential to be huge in the UK, we just need a real legitimate up and coming title contender to open up the market over here.

If you don't have an English surname literally get out.

100% agreed.

I love the UFC but if I get up for it I'm dying for a day or two after

i unironically have an english first and last name

Doesn't boxing take a bit of a spotlight rn given all the British champs?

It does on Sky because they have a monopoly on Boxing broadcasting but unless it's anthony joshua you won't really hear shit from more neutral in terms of sports news places.

>October 29, 2011

>Go back to the jungle

What did she mean by this?

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Maybe a little bit but if we had more legitimate british talent in the UFC I'm sure a lot of boxing fans would be interested in that as well as MMA fans and casuals.

No wtf, you spelled it right the aussie is wrong get a dictionary aussie

>It's a fighter ducks the fight episode

The UFC has nothing but british champs lad

The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Lucas Rockholder
Earl Robert the Law-Layer
His Excellence the Duke of Anjos, Richard
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent

All british, all truly greats in Her Majesty's eyes

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kek

[arm gatoring lessens]

Nice.

>Bisping guaranteed to be BTFO and never fight for the belt again

I'm ok with this

>Earl Robert the Law-Layer
>His Excellence the Duke of Anjos, Richard

well done m8

>getting a title shot when you've never beaten a top 5 guy and you're also coming off a loss

Ok, it sounds reasonable.
But, is there any other opinions?

based

>Claudia Gadelha +200 underdog

good underdog bet

Kind of agree with this nigga.
Hey just gave bisping because he's a draw in britbongihstan and maybe some Europe and Ireland casuals.
A full camped uriah is much more of a fight for Luke than a 40yo one eyed 2 week notice bisping.

Bisping is going to get BTFO in 20 seconds, what a fucking waste. Fuck Chris "the injury" Weidman

the national martial art of sweden, cuck fu

is that carlos condit

ae lmao

is that carlos?

post yfw Micheál McBisping becomes Ireland's second UFC champion

wow, condit took the loss pretty badly.

How can we channel our meme magic to make bisping win?

youtu.be/o43W9Xg0ANU

Surely you mean when Mikael Bispingsson becomes the first man to bring a belt to his homeland of Sweden

how is Rogan going to hype up this rematch after Bisping got embarrassed so bad

>Bisping has great Cardio!!, This is Rockholds most dangerous fight ever!!!