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2. troll the germans the whole war, get beaten up by japs a bit
we dindu nuthin
Became greater
bombed the japs
liberates philippines
recognition flights etc
Did Germany ever invade you guys or just Italy?
liberated france, saved England, humiliated Italy and Rommel, nuked the nipps, and saved Germany from Commies
All the dirty work
Italy was humiliated just by participating in the war
will anything ever beat the grand strategy of "let them march on moscow and die during winter"?
Give some jews to Germany and ultimately win the war :^)
Sitting on the other side of a planet and waiting for a good opportunity?
>dindu nuffin
>got blitzkrieg'd
>stripped off all our jews
>japs enslaved us in indonesia
>almost starved to death during the winter
>win the war :^)
pls
>good opportunity
>all of mainland western europe up to England controlled by germany
>Japan already taking over much of the pacific
yeah nah bitta banter to be honest
Argentina
Refuged nazis, important axis and UK trade partner, wish that allied coup didn't happen and we joined the axis instead
Inner conflict
Get blitzed cause of said inner conflict
Partisan and nationalists rise up then more inner conflict
Why would you want to be a part of the axis?
Create the SAS while fucking about in Africa.
>get taken over
>don't resist at all
>years later pretend we had a resistance movement
because le argentina is wite meme
We would be less of a laughingstock of a country
Getting invaded by Japanese.
We were in the receiving end of said dirty work.
You Mexico bombed Japan? lol
>Hitler almost reached Moscow
>fresh troops from Siberia arrive on western front
good opportunity if you ask me
and smart decision by US command
>eastern front didnt exist
mexico fought in the pacific
and brazil in europe
he was talking about the US finally entering the war
fight beside American soldiers to get rewarded with a spit in the face
>fucked up the entire japanese industry
>stole some islands from them
>beat nazi germany
Won
...
the absolute trickmasters always win
Britain: Stood alone against Germany when no other nation had the courage.
Russia: Pretty much won the war through force of numbers alone.
...
Fucked up Italians in Africa then told the poms to go fuck themselves and killed nips instead
Were we actually fully sick cunts when it comes to war or is it just platitudes for muh ANZACs?
I remember seeing something about how a US Admiral was gushing about Aussies in Nam.
You guys are the real heroes of WW2
Buttblasted some Soviet Ukrainians. and later, for a short while buttblasted soviets again and expanded our borders with germanbros. Then we signed peace and turned on germanbros and they burned down northern half of our country 4/5 would do again.
Won
Brits can't do anything right.
Smh.
Enjoying our independence.
Fell victim to our aggressive predatory neighbors as we got backstabbed by the perfidious anglo
On 22 June 1941, only four days after the signing of the German–Turkish Non-Aggression Pact, German troops invaded the Soviet Union in Operation Barbarossa.
d:^)
>won
I dont see a soviet union anymore churkabro
>years later pretend we had a resistance movement
yeah and my grandpa only pretended to be put in concentration camp for his deeds in resistance
fuck off
...
We decided a war wasn't enough so we fought a civil war as well
>and saved Germany from Commies
yes, Germans literally fled west to escape the invading russians
We sent supplies to the Germanbros and some volunteers to fight in the Russian winter. Other volunteers ended up liberating Paris.
>, and saved Germany from Commies
You didn't. Should have listened to Patton.
fine, we saved HALF of Germany
oh saved in this way
ok then yes
Bantered the Krauts
Got Bantered by the Nips
We should hang every kraut child
Suffered the pain of hell being attacked from all sides and today is still on the map!
+ we fought in Stalingrad with Germans and the traitors were them from the beginning, not us...
Molotov Von Ribbentrop cit.
>humiliated Italy and Rommel
>humiliated Rommel
no
Fighting besides you wasn't easy for us. The smell alone...
We had a retarded king do a speech if that counts
Cut our telephone lines
Germany
Almost conquered the world
lost everything
we were having a blast with commies
>in winter war we didn't even have enough guns or ammunition
>still commies couldn't invade
>continuation war and we wanted some revenge
>got fucked up a bit but can't say we lost
>peace treaty with commies
>then off to shoot some nazis
Kept the UK from starving I guess
Strategic bombing n sheeit
Btfo Japan with the Aussies
we killed Italians.
"no"
>A FUCKING COLONY
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
In ww2 pekka you did pretty much nothing except killing civilians in Leningrade tho
>linguini fettuccine mama mia spaghetti
AHAHAHSHAHAH
wtf I love mexico now
Liberated the Dutch
Dindu nuffin
...
Any good movies about it? I saw a nice one bout the Danish resistance a while ago called Flame & Citron.
>you brought us freedom by letting the USSR collapse underneath its own weight
I'll never understand this meme
Don't know if you care about Dutch ones, but our good resistance movies are Oorlogswinter, Zwartboek if you're into lewd movies and my personal favorite Soldaat van Oranje.
Thanks user, I think I've seen one of them listed on netflix
Not a great deal tbqh
You would have been shit without us m8
Didn't you fight in North Africa?
Greek Campaign
Crete
Maleme
Galatas
North Africa
Italy
Solomons, Treasury Islands and Green Island.
Operation Downfall
The Kriegsmarine and the Regia Marina (HMNZS Achilles and HMNZS Leander)
Fiji (HMNZS Gale) followed by the corvettes HMNZS Moa, Kiwi and Tui
The Leander helped sink the Japanese cruiser Jintsu in the Battle of Kolombangara
"Both Gambia and Achilles bombarded Japanese positions in the Sakishima Group in May 1945. They were supported by 100 New Zealanders in the Fleet Air Arm operating from British carriers. The Achilles left the fleet for Manus Island on 10 August. Gambia was off Tokyo on VJ day, and was attacked by a Japanese plane while flying the “Cease hostilities” signal - with assistance from surrounding ships, Gambia shot down the aircraft but was hit by the debris."
"The Gambia represented New Zealand at the surrender ceremonies in Tokyo Bay (2 September 1945), and stayed as part of the occupation force. Air Vice-Marshal Isitt signed the surrender document on behalf of New Zealand"
No body ever said anything to us by our "alies"
anthropod tb.h
Yeah in some battles like Bir Hakeim and also in the Italian debarkment, but still not a lot
Won it
But at what cost Yuri
AT WHAT COST
overreact to a little bit of jap banter
Actual wars are always costly, Tyrone. Not that you would know, of course
Fought like no one else
Maybe your forefathers should have had the foresight to found their country on another continent far away from the eternal Germ
We got rich, filthy rich.
got buttfucked desu
>sven posting finnish a sketch show
With Europe in the west and steppe in the east, our ancestors really didn't think it through.
fought against evil subhumans for glorious His majesty the Emperor.
wtf we did the same
We chilled
This tbqhwymf