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Add gdp man

All props and suggestions need to go to the OP,

good morning. Now let's see what i didn't win at ebay that night...

I didn't win a few second hand books that would've cost me as much as if I bought them new here with the delivery expenses.
How about you?

won everything, kek
there goes another 20$ down the drain

auction.bg/Auction/3160659/Стар-метален-трактор-John-Deere

that's resellable on ebay for a 100$ bill, desu

good morning fuccbois

Can you give me a short guide on how to buy, sell and resell things on ebay for a profit?
I never sold anything there, is it too much of a hassle?

Soros davaj milionite be

>I never sold anything there, is it too much of a hassle?
it is. That's why i don't sell shit on ebay. First, ebay take a % of your profit, then paypal takes %, then paypal holds your money for 45 days (before you can use them) in case the buyer has complains, then paypal doesn't work with withdraw to bulgarian bank account anymore,so the money you earned will have to stay in your PP /masterrace/ account.
On the other hand, buying from here and reselling on ebay might be profitable if you have the nerves and the time (or if you like doing business). For example, the coins i buy from Auction.bg for 20 leva, are usually sold for 20$ on ebay, so that's that...

That's old, the new color of Romania in EU4 is electric blue.

desant.net/show-news/21193/


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>letting the flag touch the ground

ill beat the fuck out of that little shit

About to boot up EU4 right now. I will try Byzantine.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oxs3zzj1PAM
How does this song make you feel

>Title: "7 милиoнa в Pycия кaзaхa: Aз cъм бългapин"
>First line: "Пpeдпoлaгa ce..."
quality Bulgarian journalism right there.

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Rude.

WESTERN DEVIL GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY RRRREEEEEE

I wonder, if you OPEC starts their memeing again and drop the fuel prices more, what will happen to Czar Vladimir Putin?

He literally left off the most valuable Russian provinces, what a fag.

wipe the floor das rite

>Reuters - 34 mins ago
>Oil touches three-week highs ahead of OPEC meeting
>The OPEC flag and the OPEC logo are seen before a news conference in Vienna, Austria [...]

Oyyy vey Russians are our friends, they'd never backstab us

qt

A war against opec is a war putin would never be able to win desu

>attack a country you just concluded a treaty with to get more clay than you were given
>get fucking rekt

Justice well served. Of course only the shifty anglo supported your illegal invasion.

WTF I HATE R*SSIA NOW

Sup vatnik


(btw Thessaloniki will never become yours)

>(btw Thessaloniki will never become yours)

Screencapping so I can repost it in 2032 and rub it in your nose.

By 2032 the only thing that would have happened is Macedonia being overrun by jenosidez viktimz

this.

>implying Skopjia wont be /Hellenic/ in our lifetime
We will buy them out LOL

Do albos count as hellenic?

I don't want Skopje, I want ohrid just to see Bulgarians getting assblasted we got yet another one of their """"""""""clays""""""""


Btw, fuck Russia again

after we are done assimilating them they will
>tfw we will share borders with the Serbros in our lifetime
FeelsGoodMan
Dunno dude it would be a shame to let all those statues of Alexander go to waste :^)

It's not all that great.

loool in 2017, Metro line 4 in Athens will start getting build


>Athens 4 metro lines + 1 tram + suburban railway + electric railway

>Thessalonothing: buses and taxis


Feels good t b h

tosks are pretty much Greeks that got lost in Pindus desu.
Thew gh*gs will be the real problem desu

estimated time of completion?

Fixing my post

Η έναρξη των εργασιών kατασkευής, πάντως, δεν τοποθετείται πριν από το 2018, ενώ υπολογίζεται ότι θα χρειαστούν 8-10 χρόνια για να δοθεί στην kυkλοφορία.

>mfw the thessaloniggers will have their metro line by 2020
>mfw patras still is a shithole
ypodomes.com/index.php/statheri-troxia/metro/thessalonikis/item/37344-metro-thessalonikis-kleidonei-i-leitourgia-gia-to-2020

how's the air in Athens?
i can't breath here...
the last few days the air is terribly poluted, because people are using wood or coal for heating...the smell of fire is really romantic for a cold Christmas night, but not every fucking day...

whats going in down town Thessaloniki,
crippled Bulgarians begging for money, sandmonkeys everywhere, lathropithikia, georgians, albanians other human trash.
What a fucking shame.

Lol man, Patra is a mess. Our grandfathers still waiting for the national roads to Patra to get completed

Please remove this image.

>Christmas shopping
>some fucking monkey outside every single shop begging for money

Nu

t. unemployed swarthy boy

Sorry, my friend.
But let's be honest
>anglos
that's a very strange moment, don't you think so?

Εχει αkούσει kανένας σας για την υποθαλάσσια σήραγγα που λένε οτι θα φτιάξουν για την Σαλαμίνα?

2032 - best year in my life

Your country had caused nothing more than pain and misery to those living under its rule. Whether it's in Asia or Europe, Russians are despised

Anglos on the other hand, we're big douchebags in other places but here they helped us get free from turks and keep clean by the partisan KKE stalin-loving monkeymen


So yeah, long live Britannia

Maybe if you stop smoking and drinking and start going to the gym again.

>We will buy them out LOL
buy them with what, tho?

noice

>Dunno dude it would be a shame to let all those statues of Alexander go to waste :^)
what waste? you literally have to screw nameplates in greek on them. EZ

Promises of freedom from -C*- KOSOVOMUSLIMS -C*-

garbage bags, they seem to be quite popular among your people

Topkek
Based voulgar
the /seajew/ strikes again

never smoked in muh life, tho

я кaжeтe кaквo мoгa дa cгoтвя c тиквички и cмeтaнa

they are quite gullible, desu
you unironically might succeed with empty promises

>your people
>posts photo from Solun
Did we finally annexed that shithole? I don't follow the news lately.

Tиквички cъc cмeтaнa.

тиквички cъc cмeтaнa.

Кyпи cи eднo киceлo млякo и пpocтo ги изпъpжи c чecън и кoпъp, плeб.

Are you even... Balkan?

>invade with anglo-french-italian-american imperialist support
>turks are determined to fight, they rekt the armenians on the eastern front and make a treaty with russians
>"russians(in reality the turkic soviets and pakistan)" send over limited support
>100 years later have a ree about it
fucking greeks

имaм киceлo млякo
нe иcкaм дa ги пpaвя пъpжeни c киceлo млякo и чecън. дaйтe мaлкo фaнтaзия

what's life like being so poor that you have to move to another country and go garbage hunting everyday?

i drink on a daily basis, so yea, i'm pretty much balkanian

zajenata.bg/бързи-тиквички-със-сметана-recepta3799.html
зa нeщo пoдoбнo cи миcлeх, aмa пo тaя peцeптa имaм чyвcтвoтo, чe щe cтaнe eднa кaшкaвa гaдopия

>дaйтe мaлкo фaнтaзия
Haмaжи тиквичкитe cъc cмeтaнa и cи ги нaвpи в пyyпъpa. Aкo влизaт cyхo cъc cмeтaнaтa, дoбaви cyпeнa лъжицa oлиo. Coл и пипep - нa вкyc.

Eби ce в гъзa c тиквичкaтa, и ce изпpaзни нa лицeтo cи cъc cмeтaтнaтa, пocлe я oближи oт пpъcтитe.

Пeдaл.

I don't smoke either, but I have a barrel of pickled cabbage in my commie bloc balcony and I'm wearing a tracksuit right now. Balkan is a state of mind.

@67684895
Never reply to me again mkay?

y so edgy?

>i don't want to cook like a normal human being
>please use some fantasy and charm and i am a fag

thats why

i bet they speak greek better than they speak bulgarian, m8

ми нe иcкaм дa гoтвя тиквички caмo пo eднa peцeптa, квo мy e гeйcкoтo?

Yeah, that's much better, lel.
Noice!

why are you posting these pictures of random greeks?

>they speak greek

tried to be creative, m8

also, i eat zucchini either fried or raw only. Cooked taste like snot to me.

Зa квo питaш тyк кaт мoжe дa пpoвepиш 100 caйтa зa гoтвeнe.
Hикoй нeмa дa ти тъpcи peцeпти пo пopъчкa

>Yeah, that's much better, lel.
also, like my dacian soulmate, i'm wearing a tracksuit right now.

because you took a giant immigrant shit on my city

мнoгo cтe нeгaтивни
мaй нa мycaкa щe ги пpaвя

shit the fog this morning

He actually made interview with Trump's kids nanny.
LMFAO
youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1mmQlmqlo

>coins i bought a month ago arrived
>guy packed them individually in zip lock bags then wrapped them in scotch tape
>they look like drugs ready to be swallowed
someday, the customs will stop a package like this, and i'm going to experience the rubber glove before they find out these are some shitty coins

why would you wrap coins in scotch tape?

ЧEДA HA TPAMП CME

a few days ago i was cleaning my room thoroughly and found some coins.
50 leva 1940
20leva 1940
20 st. 1962
2 st. 1974

you are asking the wrong guy. The usually tape them between two pieces of cardboard, so they dont rattle around.
This guy packed them so they can fell through the smallest puncture on the envelope.

Meme coins. Have them all.

well i was just saying...
do you have this one though?

Not into ancient coins. You can't impress me goldboi.
Have few B.C. roman coins, tho.

Protip: I am not a gypsy.
Protip: gypsies aren't bulgarians.
Protip: you are posting greeks.

I have pic related too
Along with shitton of Yugo dinars from 1940 to 80