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dude shoes lmao
does it matter if you leave a dog outside in the rain or not?
it's hammering down and i can't be fucked to go downstairs
it has enough shelter to stay pretty much dry
b-but why?
Why? How do you keep you kicks fresh?
Just rescued a dog that had been left outside in the rain, gonna flog it to Paul O'Grady
Anyone fancy eating out my arse?
It's a bit hairy and I just did a huge shit.
>buy house on a flood plain
>it rains
>house floods
>IT'S A BLOODY DISGRACE WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT DOING ABOUT IT I ASK YOU
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THESE BLOODY TORY AUSTERITY CUTS
wow you can chat with a dog
trippy
wow mom look at all these sneakers y'all that's whack dope nigga shall i get a picture on my cell phone with them on the hood or the trunk of my chevy broheim
If he isn't scared by thunder and is used to being outside then it's fine otherwise I'm calling PETA.
Introduce the animal to the freezer.
>Not a single pair of tims
had to bounce the gf's head off the wall again
she will not learn
>flashplayer maxing out my gpu core clock and making it run hot
>disable hardware acceleration in my browser
>doesn't work
>disable hardware acceleration in flashplayer settings
>does work
wow it's like magic
>It's another shitting blood episode
had to talk with the wifes son about ball busting lads
morning reddit!
well good morning
ah yes
>kanye west is now a rorke
genuinely don't understand this strange new meme reality we're living in
no doubt I'll read every single word of this
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hate this gimmick
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>yanks are so stupid they can't steal non-automatics
sneaky roaches
hi hahahaa
Sound like perfectly civilized people.
I see no problem letting them into our countries.
>yanks have difficulty using a different method of operation when in a stressful and intense situation
holy shit lads could not make it up
i can drive stick
double clutch and everything
unironically %100 true
t.cletus
Japs printed the same thing in WWII 2bh
Didn't work then either
*round of applause*
wooooow hahaha
stop laughing at me.
>%100
hahaha
bye!
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that's how we do it in the states bud
>bud
Think it's a false flagging leafer lads
Tread carefully lest it becomes frightened and ruins the thread for everyone else as their sort are prone to do
Do you reckon she was raped?
this sounds like how girls talk to me or text me
>bud
bud ding ding
yeh well we do it differently in the uk and as such i look upon you with disdain
every girl has been raped at some point in their life apparently
business idea: kill myself
>born just in time to experience the Kanye-Jay Z beef
What's that coming over the hill?
just like how most hands you shake have had a willy in them at some point
is it user's mum? is it user's mum?
DUM DUM DUMDA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMDA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMDA DUM DUM
BREM DAEM
DUM DUM DUMDA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMDA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMDA DUM DUM
In le gym lads
indians in the gym absolutely reek
not surprising really
*does a poo in your house and doesn't flush so it's still there when you get home from work six hours from now*
wahey
I'm not Indian and I'm the only person here tbqh, smells of cleaning products.
POO
IN
LOO
oh you're the lad on holiday there i do remember that vaguely
might take the dog for a w-
*looks out the window*
ah right, FIFA and a wank it is then haha
the so-called american "bants" everyone
doing a listen
youtube.com
can't play the new pokemon game online until the 23rd lads
*puts user's doggo on the treadmill*
I'll protect you from the hooded claw
we astroturf with weak bants so our good bants are more appreciated
>FIFA
grim
I'm convinced yanks come to /brit/ to steal our bants and stay ahead of the curve
keep having to look up what "astroturfing" means
same with "gaslighting"
yes
you brits are much more clever than we are
>gaslighting
Hm?
*gaslights towards you*
gaslighting sounds like a proper laugh
like the word itself and what it actually is (just looked it up)
*gaslights you into doing my bidding*
actually i knew exactly what it meant
gimmick shmimmick
*audience laughs*
Heard of gastighting, not gaslighting though.
Girl in school got gaslighted in yr10 apparently
irresponsible dog owner
Hope all buy to let landlords struggle long enough to get higher earning tenants that they go bankrupt
*drops a coconut on your head*
Keep the vampires from your door
Gas lighting is just being a bants master tbqh
member 90s Lad culture??
got a gf today lads
Gas lighting? Sounds like something you've made up desu. Might want to get that checked out, don't want to get the old 'mentia.
If you're a sociopath maybe
*tangos you*
*its splits in half*
*puts a lime in it*
*drinks it all up*
predictable response
*Puts on smack my bitch up on full blast*
does pretending to be a sociopath make you a sociopath?
Feels like fire
How good at pretending are you
Cooor, blimey mate
*sack taps you*
europe is a beautiful country
I'm so in love with you
baffling post