Why is Portugal so fucking germanic?Seriously...

Why is Portugal so fucking germanic?Seriously,our language evolved from the vulgar latins that the german people the suebis learned and spoke.
Our people have german blood in the veins and that's why we're the calmest people in south europe including france.

SUEBI GENES

Northwestern Iberian master race

fuck yeah

HOL UP
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SO YOU WUZ SAYIN


WE WUZ GERMANS AND SHIEEEEEET?!!?

>Our people have german blood in the veins

No more than the south of Brazil

somos Arianos Ibéricos psh

SHIEEET, MAH, LOOK AT THEM!!!
YU TEELING ME WE WUZ NO GERMAN N SHIETT???!!!!!

t. Alberto Barbosa

Funny how being in the mediterranean(albeit western/atlantic spectrum) makes people think we're like spaniards,greeks,italians.
kek,we're germanic

A better question is, why are there so many Germanics?

>things no one ever thought

Freedom and disregard for vice

they wanted to go on summer vacation, crushed the Roman empire on the way and stayed

>""""""germanic""""""

You're Slavic.

Proto-Poles went to Iberia, that's why you sound so slavshit.

Actually,visigoths were from ukraine but not suebis

>ukraine
no such thing

But, wasn't portugal part of spain in a while?

No,we were ruled by the same king tho

You are Spanish though you stupid spic.

ohh you again I FUCKING HATE YOU

If Suebians are modern day Portugese, who the hell are these guys then?

If Portugal is Germanic, explain the following:

>Why is Portugal so fucking poor?
>Why are the Portuguese so fucking brown?
>Why is Portugal's average IQ so low?

>Why is Portugal so fucking poor?
Late industrialization, shitty dictatorship, shitty current government, EU not letting us produce stuff, no more empirez n shiet

>Why are the Portuguese so fucking brown?
That's subjective, but we have a lot of sun so it's normal for people to be darker

>Why is Portugal's average IQ so low?
Brain drain

Fun fact, the nephew of the last king of the Lombards lived in Galicia.

Which vidya is that?

total war : attila

Seems to be Total War: Atilla.

>we're the calmest people in south europe including franc
We're way more calm than Portugal (for natives at least) because we're depressed. And we're not in south Europe.

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All Europeans are calm, only nigger spawn occupying southern europe are loud niggers, same as niggers in US.

>makes people think we're like spaniards,greeks,italians.

no, we think you're blacks