/brit/

foy

rude.

why are the yanks that post here so much better than the yanks from the rest of the board?

permanently moving to /bleep/

bye

How often do girls approach guys?

what do you call this?

russian gf pls

British influence

ballsack bag

VR headset

a todger protector

a sign that says "I'm a huge fucking faggot please shoot me"

Konnie Huq is a nice girl, Rorke

got chicken hills just then, guess someone walked over my grave

vagina pack

British Rail Class 800?

They could probably run it on HS2

just found some random packet of weed in my room

absolutely no idea where it came from desu

it is a gift from the drug gods

Anyone else ever pretend to be gay?

Is /bleep/ an honourary /brit/?

Willy wallet

Penis purse

...

occasionally if you're attractive
never otherwise

heavily dislike nonwhites in all honesty

Raining outside

I can hear it on my window

Quite comfy

nah you don't

>it is a gift from the drug gods

same

oo right, well I'm attractive then

Fair amount

My LTRs all began with the girl approaching me

ah yes, /bleep/, of course
*surreptitiously opens the catalog of every board*

only the muslim ones tbqh

Sometimes with me, but not a lot. That's how I lost my virginity

yanks are different lad

actually I do (unironically)

a shop assistant doesn't count

Going to paint the EU flag on my toilet bowl so when I shit I shit on the EU flag.

I'll piss on it too.

>when he doesn't browse /bleep/

loooooool u dizzy pham?

exceptional post

Haha yes
*googles definition of surreptitiously*

ah yes, surreptitiously

*surreptitiously looks up "surreptitious" in the dictionary*

its Sup Forums

Want a girlfriend(male)

Yeah we're not as sexually open as Europeans

Comes from our Puritan founders

ameridumbs

>A conversation steers towards sex and relationships
>That immediate fear that strikes into your heart

The ones I've met have been pretty alright 2bh, they just do weird things sometimes

would bet my house that french posters goes on bleep

haha what is bleep lads haha

I do know I'm just checking you lot know hhaa

I know it well

>speaking to other people
but when they used to speak with me i gave off a heavy virgin vibe so they just didn't explicitly try to get me to say something

virgin haha

they know you're a virgin lad

getting some petrol

>tfw this will never happen again now

benched 120 today lads
still not great but I hadn't benched for about a year before a week ago

120 batty boy units haha

My "vibe" is quite the opposite
Everyone assumes I'm sociable partly animal

Maybe I just look like a runt

not arsed about people knowing I'm a virgin any more

of course I'd never say it out of the blue, but if they asked me I'd be honest

>UK Government Confirm Move to Force ISPs into Blocking “Adult” Sites

ah yes, the puritan police

Might apply for a job in an Amazon warehouse

They don't have any hazing rituals do they?

Don't get this

batty boy is Jamaican patois for a gentleman of the homosexual persuasion

what does foy mean lads

One of my friends works in one

Oddly enough, they seem to think I'm not. I've outright told a girl I'm a virgin and she dismissed it as a lie/joke.

There are several posters that I would take great pleasure in 'heeming', as it were - chief among them, the Icelandic manlet.

I used to work in an Amazon warehouse, was one of the few English people there ahah

fon

Prepare for even more migrant rape sprees

friendly ol' yank

Fuck Off Yank

It's something you say to Americans when they say something stupid

just found out im gay lads

fuck off yank

>Foy (pronounced: [foj]) is a village in Belgium, near Bastogne.

>German Chancellor moves to have an open door immigration policy for the union

ah yes, truly the cucks of europe.

will it ever stop fucking raining i want to go to the shop

thats not how the gimmick works at all you cunt

would have no problem turning 190cm's jaw into dust desu

Swansea?

Swansea?

must have told you fifty times by now i'm not a german

it's used when someone uses a yankism, it doesn't have to be an american poster you twat

I know your type, i know how you move, how you act and fight
It would be like watching a movie for the 100th time. I could dodge your punch before you even threw it and counter before you ever knew what hit you.
You live in a sheltered little fantasy world and don't know the extent of true unrestrained violence.
I have no mercy, no conscience and no fear of consequences, and with that I would bust your skull on the pavement and continue my day as if it never happened.

I stare into middle distance, tuning out their voices then turn my attention to my phone, safely protected from knowing glances and subtle references, but still vulnerable to occasional piercing questions from the crueller ones

kill yourself

foy

if they were unis /bleep/ is goldsmiths /brit/ is UCL /britfeel/ is met

hasn't stopped raining in over 13 hours

*lays siege to Edessa*

It's for when people use Americanisms you silly little dwarf

When they use americanised spelling

I bet he's a fucking skeleton
They're already relegated mate lol

I'd be embarrassed to admit it as well lad.

the fuck is /bleep/?

gonna stay thanks please get me a coffee (no tea)

Nah, we'll climb up the table it's all cool

>article 50 still not triggered

try being unattractive, shy and blush at the drop of a hat

the 'le free market will fix it xD' dane is here

why are brits the best at /bleep/?

been raining/snowing here for two straight days

kinda weird how we're having similar weather despite being on opposite sides of the atlantic desu

ah yes, the self-styled Christmas Lads