foy
/brit/
rude.
why are the yanks that post here so much better than the yanks from the rest of the board?
permanently moving to /bleep/
bye
How often do girls approach guys?
what do you call this?
russian gf pls
British influence
ballsack bag
VR headset
a todger protector
a sign that says "I'm a huge fucking faggot please shoot me"
Konnie Huq is a nice girl, Rorke
got chicken hills just then, guess someone walked over my grave
vagina pack
British Rail Class 800?
They could probably run it on HS2
just found some random packet of weed in my room
absolutely no idea where it came from desu
it is a gift from the drug gods
Anyone else ever pretend to be gay?
Is /bleep/ an honourary /brit/?
Willy wallet
Penis purse
...
occasionally if you're attractive
never otherwise
heavily dislike nonwhites in all honesty
Raining outside
I can hear it on my window
Quite comfy
nah you don't
>it is a gift from the drug gods
same
oo right, well I'm attractive then
Fair amount
My LTRs all began with the girl approaching me
ah yes, /bleep/, of course
*surreptitiously opens the catalog of every board*
only the muslim ones tbqh
Sometimes with me, but not a lot. That's how I lost my virginity
yanks are different lad
actually I do (unironically)
a shop assistant doesn't count
Going to paint the EU flag on my toilet bowl so when I shit I shit on the EU flag.
I'll piss on it too.
>when he doesn't browse /bleep/
loooooool u dizzy pham?
exceptional post
Haha yes
*googles definition of surreptitiously*
ah yes, surreptitiously
*surreptitiously looks up "surreptitious" in the dictionary*
its Sup Forums
Want a girlfriend(male)
Yeah we're not as sexually open as Europeans
Comes from our Puritan founders
ameridumbs
>A conversation steers towards sex and relationships
>That immediate fear that strikes into your heart
The ones I've met have been pretty alright 2bh, they just do weird things sometimes
would bet my house that french posters goes on bleep
haha what is bleep lads haha
I do know I'm just checking you lot know hhaa
I know it well
>speaking to other people
but when they used to speak with me i gave off a heavy virgin vibe so they just didn't explicitly try to get me to say something
virgin haha
they know you're a virgin lad
getting some petrol
>tfw this will never happen again now
benched 120 today lads
still not great but I hadn't benched for about a year before a week ago
120 batty boy units haha
My "vibe" is quite the opposite
Everyone assumes I'm sociable partly animal
Maybe I just look like a runt
not arsed about people knowing I'm a virgin any more
of course I'd never say it out of the blue, but if they asked me I'd be honest
>UK Government Confirm Move to Force ISPs into Blocking “Adult” Sites
ah yes, the puritan police
Might apply for a job in an Amazon warehouse
They don't have any hazing rituals do they?
Don't get this
batty boy is Jamaican patois for a gentleman of the homosexual persuasion
what does foy mean lads
One of my friends works in one
Oddly enough, they seem to think I'm not. I've outright told a girl I'm a virgin and she dismissed it as a lie/joke.
There are several posters that I would take great pleasure in 'heeming', as it were - chief among them, the Icelandic manlet.
I used to work in an Amazon warehouse, was one of the few English people there ahah
fon
Prepare for even more migrant rape sprees
friendly ol' yank
Fuck Off Yank
It's something you say to Americans when they say something stupid
just found out im gay lads
fuck off yank
>Foy (pronounced: [foj]) is a village in Belgium, near Bastogne.
>German Chancellor moves to have an open door immigration policy for the union
ah yes, truly the cucks of europe.
will it ever stop fucking raining i want to go to the shop
thats not how the gimmick works at all you cunt
would have no problem turning 190cm's jaw into dust desu
Swansea?
Swansea?
must have told you fifty times by now i'm not a german
it's used when someone uses a yankism, it doesn't have to be an american poster you twat
I know your type, i know how you move, how you act and fight
It would be like watching a movie for the 100th time. I could dodge your punch before you even threw it and counter before you ever knew what hit you.
You live in a sheltered little fantasy world and don't know the extent of true unrestrained violence.
I have no mercy, no conscience and no fear of consequences, and with that I would bust your skull on the pavement and continue my day as if it never happened.
I stare into middle distance, tuning out their voices then turn my attention to my phone, safely protected from knowing glances and subtle references, but still vulnerable to occasional piercing questions from the crueller ones
kill yourself
foy
if they were unis /bleep/ is goldsmiths /brit/ is UCL /britfeel/ is met
hasn't stopped raining in over 13 hours
*lays siege to Edessa*
It's for when people use Americanisms you silly little dwarf
When they use americanised spelling
I bet he's a fucking skeleton
They're already relegated mate lol
I'd be embarrassed to admit it as well lad.
the fuck is /bleep/?
gonna stay thanks please get me a coffee (no tea)
Nah, we'll climb up the table it's all cool
>article 50 still not triggered
try being unattractive, shy and blush at the drop of a hat
the 'le free market will fix it xD' dane is here
why are brits the best at /bleep/?
been raining/snowing here for two straight days
kinda weird how we're having similar weather despite being on opposite sides of the atlantic desu
ah yes, the self-styled Christmas Lads