post made up shit
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Rooney to Guanzhou Evergrand
All but confirmed
Heard it here first
Your sex life
Guardiola is behind Messi's tax fraud case in an effort to get him exiled from Spain so he has no choice but to come to the best league in the world
Australia voted most civilized country of North-Africa
Update on the Martinez to Liverpool situation la?
WEW WOVE WAYNE WOONEY
AWWWEEEE
>window still not open
it's getting hot in here
someone open it
now
Alisson to Roma confirmed.
They won't buy Chestnut because Arsenal are greedy cunts.
literally who mate
>another year, another GK
Mou is scared of taking over United because Pep lives a few blocks down the sreet
hue keeper
rude
Brazil's first choice goal keeper. I don't know him either but Brazilians seem to rank him.
that's the reason he really wants it though
Hazard --> Leicester
>wenger being a stingy cunt once again
kek
>WHAT I LEARNED FROM BROWSING /trans/ IS ______________
More like RoMOUania right?? Haha!!
This si the team that LVG will lose the FA Cup with.
---de gea
valencia - smalling - blinds - black
---carrick - rppney - lingard
martial - fellaini - rashford
€25m euros apparently. He has a €30m release clause next season, they're not going to sell him for under that.
The '80s were a hell of a drug.
Who were these third parties?
Any updates on the gf to >you story?
Deal has officially been hijacked by a taller, more athletic black male.
Offer was rejected negotiations have broken down, gf will go to >him instead.
>Pep already signing croked players for City
dzagoev to chelsea
your freedom
gf signed for Chad as he offered a far better package
whom?
Pogba to chelsea confirmed
>not using pic related as official thread pic always and forever
smdh tbhf
Gundogan and Laporte.
>Falling for the Laporte meme
Enjoy another Mongala
post your team's lineup next season
bonus for memes
Zaza to lester
Screen cap this
wasnt he exposed after the last yuros, or is his memery rising again?
Any updates on the Schneiderlin to Spurs situation?
Any updates on the Lukaku to Spurs situation?
pls
Refused to sign a six year contract and has since expressed her interest in a rival
now a RB and i'm happy
just get rid of the deadwood and keep the good players, ElSha very much included
Buffon
Vrslajko-barzagli-bonucci-alexsandro
Khedira-pogba
Dybala-saponara-berardi
Mandzukic
Just give us the cl trophy already la
Dybala to united when?
Literally who can stop them?
Can we all agree its time for klopp to leave? Roy got about six months with similar results before he was sacked
>tfw no qt professional footballer gf
Wenger will come back with 30,000,001
Why is Ronaldo gone?
Shouldn't they use the window to find a less limited DM than Cas?
Is Pepe's time up? Is Varane ready to make the jump?
Isn't it about time Marcelo was melted down for glue and replaced by someone who can actually defend?
didn't pass the medicals
any updates on the Benatia and Caceres to Roma la?
>implying they're not onselling morata to which ever pl club is most retarded
Hello where are the transfers
I stalled too long as I didn't realise the benefits and the deal was taken off the table :(
Learn how to make /trans/ threads fucking kangaroo
>Any updates on the Schneiderlin to Spurs situation?
don't tell me you think that's possible
Caceres would be a free and is wanted by Roma and Inter, while Napoli went for Tonelli
between the two he should obviously choose Roma, but you never know
Benatia is not happening, even Marquinhos is more likely
>Jesé
Was just memeing with Jesé, Donaldo gets another season, although Bale seems to be gaining the upper hand
Casemiro has done very well and is still developing, he deserves a chance to retain his spot. Backup is crucial though
Varane has had a mixed season, but that can be said about any Madrid CB. He's ready.
Marcelo GOAT desu
FC UCK
medel to at mad
Contract was sent out a 00:01 making it null in hindsight our agents had 3 years to send it before the deadline
Nainggolan is coming to chelsea
nice meme
I bet you think liverpoop is getting pjanic too
Hmmm
Why would he
£££
he wants to stay
unless Roma is forced to sell because of FFP he's not going anywhere
You could say he could be a Pjanic buy haha.
transfer fee accepted, negotiations in progress over personal terms are thought to have hit a snag over the number of times she has to take it up the arse every month
haha can i tweet this?
I really hope not
Yes! It's all yours m8.
...
I don't get it
do you care if your club attempts to bring through youngsters or not?
A boy can dream
No need to Pjanic.
Next years loanees list.
Liverpool sold Rossiter to Rangers ffs.
Considering how shit our signings are, yes.
I would like to develop youth more
ayy lmao
Ha ha class lad
>Januzaj
literally debuted over two years ago and has been on loan since
if you're gonna dream, dream bigger
ibra
martial rooney ronaldo
depay mata
shaw rojo smalling fosu
navas
>the plastic caliphate of Man City
>Ibra in goal
who's our?
He hasn't been on loan since January.
No I like my dreams to be just outside the fringes of reality so I can pretend they're real.
>wanting ibra
Liverpool la.
>Liverpool sold Rossiter to Rangers ffs
Muh next Stevie G, la
Alcarez defence
>not wanting meme magic
>depay
He's shit m8.
>depay mata midfield
>that dressing room cancer
>that central midfield
>5'7 Jesus Navas in goal
Christ
look err, i already have a strong right arm and i dont see why would i replace it, thus breaking the cohesion
Arsene Wenogfever
>tfw I dreamt I had a gf and was cuddling her in bed and was ridiculously happy then I woke up
why does my own mind torment me?
I don't buy gfs, I foster prospective little girls and enjoy their benefits for cheap before selling them off to rich Arabs