/trans/

post made up shit

Rooney to Guanzhou Evergrand

All but confirmed

Heard it here first

Your sex life

Guardiola is behind Messi's tax fraud case in an effort to get him exiled from Spain so he has no choice but to come to the best league in the world

Australia voted most civilized country of North-Africa

Update on the Martinez to Liverpool situation la?

WEW WOVE WAYNE WOONEY
AWWWEEEE

>window still not open

it's getting hot in here
someone open it
now

Alisson to Roma confirmed.
They won't buy Chestnut because Arsenal are greedy cunts.

literally who mate

>another year, another GK

Mou is scared of taking over United because Pep lives a few blocks down the sreet

hue keeper
rude

Brazil's first choice goal keeper. I don't know him either but Brazilians seem to rank him.

that's the reason he really wants it though

Hazard --> Leicester

>wenger being a stingy cunt once again

kek

>WHAT I LEARNED FROM BROWSING /trans/ IS ______________

More like RoMOUania right?? Haha!!

This si the team that LVG will lose the FA Cup with.
---de gea
valencia - smalling - blinds - black
---carrick - rppney - lingard
martial - fellaini - rashford

€25m euros apparently. He has a €30m release clause next season, they're not going to sell him for under that.

The '80s were a hell of a drug.

Who were these third parties?

Any updates on the gf to >you story?

Deal has officially been hijacked by a taller, more athletic black male.

Offer was rejected negotiations have broken down, gf will go to >him instead.

>Pep already signing croked players for City

dzagoev to chelsea

your freedom

gf signed for Chad as he offered a far better package

whom?

Pogba to chelsea confirmed

>not using pic related as official thread pic always and forever
smdh tbhf

Gundogan and Laporte.

>Falling for the Laporte meme
Enjoy another Mongala

post your team's lineup next season
bonus for memes

Zaza to lester

Screen cap this

wasnt he exposed after the last yuros, or is his memery rising again?

Any updates on the Schneiderlin to Spurs situation?

Any updates on the Lukaku to Spurs situation?

pls

Refused to sign a six year contract and has since expressed her interest in a rival

now a RB and i'm happy
just get rid of the deadwood and keep the good players, ElSha very much included

Buffon
Vrslajko-barzagli-bonucci-alexsandro
Khedira-pogba
Dybala-saponara-berardi
Mandzukic


Just give us the cl trophy already la

Dybala to united when?

Literally who can stop them?

Can we all agree its time for klopp to leave? Roy got about six months with similar results before he was sacked

>tfw no qt professional footballer gf

Wenger will come back with 30,000,001

Why is Ronaldo gone?

Shouldn't they use the window to find a less limited DM than Cas?

Is Pepe's time up? Is Varane ready to make the jump?

Isn't it about time Marcelo was melted down for glue and replaced by someone who can actually defend?

didn't pass the medicals

any updates on the Benatia and Caceres to Roma la?

>implying they're not onselling morata to which ever pl club is most retarded

Hello where are the transfers

I stalled too long as I didn't realise the benefits and the deal was taken off the table :(

Learn how to make /trans/ threads fucking kangaroo

>Any updates on the Schneiderlin to Spurs situation?
don't tell me you think that's possible

Caceres would be a free and is wanted by Roma and Inter, while Napoli went for Tonelli
between the two he should obviously choose Roma, but you never know
Benatia is not happening, even Marquinhos is more likely

>Jesé

Was just memeing with Jesé, Donaldo gets another season, although Bale seems to be gaining the upper hand

Casemiro has done very well and is still developing, he deserves a chance to retain his spot. Backup is crucial though

Varane has had a mixed season, but that can be said about any Madrid CB. He's ready.

Marcelo GOAT desu

FC UCK

medel to at mad

Contract was sent out a 00:01 making it null in hindsight our agents had 3 years to send it before the deadline

Nainggolan is coming to chelsea

nice meme
I bet you think liverpoop is getting pjanic too

Hmmm

Why would he

£££

he wants to stay
unless Roma is forced to sell because of FFP he's not going anywhere

You could say he could be a Pjanic buy haha.

transfer fee accepted, negotiations in progress over personal terms are thought to have hit a snag over the number of times she has to take it up the arse every month

haha can i tweet this?

I really hope not

Yes! It's all yours m8.

...

I don't get it

do you care if your club attempts to bring through youngsters or not?

A boy can dream

No need to Pjanic.

Next years loanees list.
Liverpool sold Rossiter to Rangers ffs.

Considering how shit our signings are, yes.

I would like to develop youth more

ayy lmao

Ha ha class lad

>Januzaj
literally debuted over two years ago and has been on loan since

if you're gonna dream, dream bigger

ibra
martial rooney ronaldo
depay mata
shaw rojo smalling fosu
navas

>the plastic caliphate of Man City

>Ibra in goal

who's our?

He hasn't been on loan since January.

No I like my dreams to be just outside the fringes of reality so I can pretend they're real.

>wanting ibra

Liverpool la.

>Liverpool sold Rossiter to Rangers ffs
Muh next Stevie G, la

Alcarez defence

>not wanting meme magic

>depay
He's shit m8.

>depay mata midfield

>that dressing room cancer
>that central midfield
>5'7 Jesus Navas in goal

Christ

look err, i already have a strong right arm and i dont see why would i replace it, thus breaking the cohesion
Arsene Wenogfever

>tfw I dreamt I had a gf and was cuddling her in bed and was ridiculously happy then I woke up

why does my own mind torment me?

I don't buy gfs, I foster prospective little girls and enjoy their benefits for cheap before selling them off to rich Arabs