Can anyone actually name a legitimate reason as to why England will not win the Euros?
I have been trying to think of one all year and literally cannot. We are untouchable me will win the Euros with ease.
I challenge you to name one, ONE reason as to why England will not win the Euros. It has to be a good one too.
Their central defense
JF refereeing
We have no geniune width and its fully well know we're not skillful enough to play through the middle
>United fan
Dismissed.
They're english
>woy
>James Milner
>Roonshit getting played up front instead of 2 vastly superior strikers
there's three reasons lad
So far all your reasons are shit.
Theyre the Chicago Cubs of international soccer
>Soccer
Dismissed
They have too many English players on the roster.
Quality.
Dismissed though on the grounds that you're American.
I'll give you three reasons: Germany, Belgium, France
Other countries will be playing
England is shit and all this hype is only going to make the shitposting better when they get an early elimination
>I challenge you to name one, ONE reason as to why England will not win the Euros. It has to be a good one too.
They've never done it before.
How dare you insult Sir Billi you uncultured swine
>hype
Wait this thread isn't bait? there are people in England who legit think they stand a chance against Germany/France/Belgium/Portugal/Sweden/Croatia/Spain? I legit don't even know if they'll get out of the pool
>Belgium
You do remember we still have Will Not's, right copain?
And we have Deschamps. Oh fuck Germany is so winning this.
Did you see last night's final OP? The one where the English team got completely outclassed by a La Liga midtable club? Exactly.
We tried to play like that at the world cup and it was retarded only success we got was Welbeck cutting in from wing
>rooney is captain
>national team captains tend to start games
>after bournemouth match, rooney announced that he would be used as a striker in the euros
>24 goal vardy is going to be sacrificed to make way for 8 goal rooney.
other factors too, like jack 'motm against plumbers' wilshere and ross 'surge forward and hope the defense move out of the way' barkley.
Russia.
Wish Sup Forums had archives of older threads so I could just send you to the ones where England always gets eliminated and everyone trashes the team.
We do?
>Germany
Done em mate.
>France
Done you a day after the Muslims did you.
Lmao mate
>friendlies
nice meme
>belgium, sweden,croatia, france, portugal
Is this a joke?
:( okay
>the players didn't want to win
ok m8
Not really sure on what basis France is being cocky about football. Can anyone clue me in?
This.
If England had a terrorist attack the day before the players would give it their all
Not France though, because the players don't even want to play for France, they wish they were representing their African countries, but the sponsorship deals are too great
>there are three countries that don't exist anymore (and haven't for 25 years) that have won more Euro championships than England
And I'm not even gonna mention Denmark or Greece.
Mate there's no way with the history our countries have that France and Germany wouldn't want a win over England. It's a fact lad
terrible midfield
>Chicanos
Why don't you guys produce a single UK team like you do for the Olympics instead of separate teams for England, Scotland, and Wales? Seems like you're needlessly handicapping yourselves.
Because the team would just be English players anyway
>muh tradition
Fuck em.
basically the home nations had their own tournament for like 100 years and FIFA wanted us to join them and play in the world cup because at the time we were by far the best at football, our FAs thought it over and said yes ok but only if we can keep competing as seperate nations and FIFA were so desperate for us to accept and give them much needed legitimacy they agreed and so it stands to this day.
The little shitbag nations like Wales and Scotland are so ridiculously salty about England that they would never agree to become a unifed UK team and would in fact rather lose constantly and hardly ever qualify for tournaments than have a chance at genuine glory because they are spiteful and bitter little turds.
also you said roster. so double dismissed.
Never going to happen.
>Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
>Czechoslovakia
>West Germany
>Denmark
>Greece
>Engl... wait a minute... Not so fast.
you don't have the will of the warrior
What do athletes from Wales and Scotland do for the Olympics? Play under protest? Not even bother trying out for the team?
team gb
Well they have no choice if they want to compete.
But to be fair I'm exaggerating a little, most sportsmen in Britian are more than happy to compete under the same flag regardless of which home nation they are from, most brits are very positive about the union, it's usually just bitter little neets that hate it but who gives a fuck what they think right?
In regards to football it's more the individual FAs that are reluctant to give up their privileges. Personally I think the english FA should tell welsh teams to gtfo of the english league system unless they want to compete as a British team.
>Tfw bale will never carry us to a trophy as a united kingdom alongside kane and vardy.
I think you should shut the fuck up you little bender. Why the fuck would you want to join with any of the other home nations? Spineless cunt
Wales isn't a nation lad. We just tell them they are so they feel special.
it's barely a county tbph
They could all beat us. I'd say were at similar skill to those teams.
I'm with you.
I think that player by player they have the best line up. Then again, anything can happen.
With Bale England would walk away with the EUROs
What if babies cry all the time because they can feel their skin sliding over their bones and we don't because we've got used to it?
I don't think that is how babies work.
>lelgium and pooratia
Sweden have Zlatan but then again all he does is bully FC Tracteur every week. A proper CB would break his ankles.
Mate that doesn't even make sense
>give me one reason as to why Liverpool will not win the Europa League
it hasn't been 24h lad
babies are retarded, who gives a fuck why they cry all the time
Who the fuck cares about club football anymore.
It's international time lad
>clyne, henderson, milner, lallana, sturridge
I'm still enjoying the English funposting, but there pls think about the guys taking it seriously
Penalties
Rooney + Wheelchair + Liverpool players + John stones starting
Capped for posterity. Russia will win your group.