>Your national team
>Your national team's strengths and weaknesses heading into Euro 2016
I'll start
>country
flag
>strengths
solid as fuck gks, midfield, defenders, versatile and intelligent attackers
>weaknesses
no fullbacks, no real striker except fucking >gomez
questionable team selections by our meme coach
>No USMNT
>Relevant
ridiculous
strengths
we're not going so no delusions of grandeur
weaknesses
we're not going so I doubt we'll win
>country
flag
>strength
they won't die in an ISIS attack
>country
England
>strenghts
everything
>weaknesses
none
It's obviously coming home
i wish you were there, dutchbros
would have been glorious to witness LCIM give it one last try
>National Team
Mario Gómez García
>Strengths
Tap ins, god-like hair
>Weaknesses
Relying upon shit like >Kroos to do anything other than pass sidways, can no longer fuck Schweinsteiger's old wag
>country
Flag
>Strength
The whole team
>Weaknesses
None
>strengths
Good goalie. (De Gea)
&.....
#404#
>Weaknesses
Casillas may start
No forward line
Del Bosque a dinosaur
>country
Poland
>strengths
Lewa, Milik, Krychowiak, Glik, Zielinski, GK's
>weaknesses
wingers, left backs, choke mentality in tournaments
>+
GOAT midfield
>-
goat defense
>Country
Flag
>Strengths
Good starting GK, good depth at GK
Strong fullbacks
Alright midfield
Steffen gives 100% every game
>Weaknesses
Central defence is all kinds of shit
Strikers can't seem to score, except for Derdiyok, who doesn't start
Shaqiri either has a great game, or is completely invisible
I want Poland to do well because I live next door to a family of poles. Good luck lad
>country
England (why u no hab England flag)
>strengths
A young squad, actually playing well as a team and isn't just a group of individuals as so often the case in the past. Decent midfield and prolific strikers. We should score lots of goals.
>weaknesses
Defence is shit and will get found out by the better teams. England always crumble and major tournaments. Too many hotheads who will struggle with the referring decisions outside the premier league.
>penalties
>Country
Flag
>Strengths
C. Ronaldo
Probably the best midfield of all teams
Nice keeper
>Weaknesses
old rusty defense
No strikers
aged wingers that need to be replaced (nani and quaresma)
>country
Wales
>strengths
Lack of pressure to perform due to first major competition in a while.
Lot of players will want to impress to possibly earn a move since only a couple of players have successful careers.
Bayol in form is probably a top5 gamechanger in Europe.
Have mental advantage over England, the toughest team in our group.
>weakness
Goalkeeper.
Manager.
Inexperience.
Bayol is injury-prone
>Probably the best midfield of all teams
>Mental advantage
Lol what
England is the weakest team at the euros mentally
Based on? We've got hothead Ali. Everyone else is a chill
>schweinsteiger and khedira
>dead
>Ozil aka one good game 2 years ago
Only Kroos it's a good player and better than William Carvalho or João Moutinho. Dumbass german cunt
>Country
Coming Home
>Str
Everything
>Weakness
N/A
The baggage and pressure from the media
Rooney will be slated unless he scores the winner in at least half the games
If England doesn't win a game the entire starting 11 become scapegoats ("why didn't you start x, y is rubbish)
Rooney will be dropped back to midfield. Kane and Vardy will be our boys smashing those goals in.
We will top that group. After that who knows.
That's why you put the team in camp away from the media circus. Limited/no internet, hard training and no women. Make the players play for each other.
>country
England
>strengths
Greatest attacking force to ever grace an international competition
>weaknesses
Our defence is fucking awful and we'll be going home the second we face anyone decent.
>implying Capello didn't try that in 2010
we didn't get in
>Lewa
nice try ameribro
>country
Mexico
>strengths
Possibly one of the top-5 midfields in the world, Chichadios, reliable though not spectacular goalkeepers. Overall a very good mix of veterans and youngsters.
>weaknesses
Unproven manager, mexican mentaility, chokes frequently, haven't found a partner for Moreno in defense. Chicharito goes on cold streaks often.
>country
flag
>strength
Ronaldo in good form
João Moutinho is solid
>weakness
Ronaldo in bad form
Everything else
>Country
England
>Strengths
Relatively young squad, lots of players at the minute without the old England International chip-on-the-shoulder (cf. Gerrard, Rooney, "big" players who are average in competitions etc) so looking to earn a regular place
>weaknesses
We're fucking shit and have been since 2002 at the latest, and we're always permanently overhyped, mostly by ourselves. Hopefully this year the pressure is finally off.
>Country
flag
>Strengths
can seem to overturn any opponent on the right day
>weaknesses
generally most players are shit because half of them are english
Even our rejects are better than your born and bred potatoes
>strengths
solid midfield
>weaknesses
CB's, not one fucking LB
>Country
ENGLAND
>Strengths
Kane and Vardy is the best strike partnership in the competition
Jack 'The lad manlet' Wilshere will boss any midfield
Chris 'The second coming' Smalling is in top form
Joe 'Head and shoulders above the rest' Hart is a world class keeper on his day
>Weaknesses
Woy
>country
England
>Strenghts
That passion, woy master tactician, world class players like Englands brave jack. Three lions on the shirt.
>weaknesses
Idk 2bh familia, this year is ours
Lads, im not even memeing but i genuinely think this could be our year.
We say that every tournament, but I truly think the meme magic will be with us.
Don't put a fucking mask on and pretend dutchbro, we're not going. You're only making this more painful for yourself.
Why doesn't Australia compete like in Eurovision?
>Country
England
>Strengths
Kane, Vardy, Alli, Dier, etc.
Basically, attacking options are great, also we've got great fullbacks in Clyne and Rose
>Weakness
Centre backs, we've only got Smalling and Cahill and Stones, and Stones isn't that great.
Also, Rooney.
isreal and turkey and all these asian countries in the qualiication are enough
hoping for south africa in 2024
>country
England
>Strengths
Rashford
>Weakness
No Width
What part of United are you from m8
Just because João Mário is not hyped by the Eplel meme machine doesn't mean he's not good. João Mário + João Moutinho is the best duo since Fejsa and Samaris.
Rashford is wank you ginger manc twat
Genuine youth will scare defenders
>Uneducated non Man Utd Fan detected
>country
Slovakia
>strengths
Hamsik, Robert Mak, decent midfield and wingers
>weaknesses
our captain and best defender is >skrtl
>manc
He's from Surrey.
We'e got sterling but hes been pretty wank this season tbf
>strengths
Gk and defenders.
>weaknesses
Everything else. Notice we are shit at occupying the midfield and sides so even tho our defenders are good, orur defense is actually shit too.
Sterling would be a weakness m80
>Country
Ice Ice
>Strengths
Team and staff cohesiveness, strong team defence and leicester levels of hard work
Jói Gylfi Aron Birkir midfield
CB partnership solid
>Weakness
FBs slow
Aron and Kolbeinn are injured right now, Alfreð good backup for Kolbeinn, but nobody can really fill in for Aron
Backup defensive line is avg 22 yo
Surprise comeback when?
also,
>strengths
a good coach who actually got those fuckers to perform for the NT
>Country
Fronce
>Strengths
We have good players
>Weaknesses
The coach will start the shitty ones
>Country
flag
>strenghts
Pretty good defensive
>weaknesses
Everything else desu
We have shit players
We have shit team
We are good only in meme europe leaue and CL
>strengths
Alexis, Vidal, Charles Aranguiz, Bravo
>weaknesses
Everyone else, manlet nation
who are your strikers and midfield except Marchisio, Candreva and Giovinco?
Flag
>strength
Great keeper and one of the best defenses
>weakness
Both Marchisio nad Verratti are dead wich downgrades our otherwise good midfield a lot
Literally no good striker
> There's literally been 4 people ITT calling Kane & Vardy the best strike partnership at the Euros just because they were top scorers in the 4th best league in Europe.
> They say English delusion is gone
>country
toothpaste country
>strenghts
LCIM
>weaknesses
Everyone else
If we're lucky, we'll play
Florenzi-Parolo(De Rossi)-Bonaventura
If we aren't
Montolivo-De Rossi-Motta
If we so happen to play the juve defense, we might see
Florenzi-Parolo-Bonaventura-Darmian
Which I wouldn't mind either tbqh.
The attack is almost certainly gonna be
Candreva-Pellé-Insigne
Marchisio is ded and Joe Vinco passed over btw.
>Country
Flag
>Strength
We still have one of the most solid squads in Europe, with really talented players.
>Weakness
Vincent Of The Forest AKA Meme DT
>Country
Belgium
>Strengths
Very good midfield - attack, especially the wings.
Solid defense
Amazing goalie
Almost playing at home
>Weaknessess
Overconfidence
Our strikers up the front
Hazard.
>Country
you know
>Strengths
we'll probably pop out a few decent youth players
the foreign clubs will poach and ruin em though
Robben
>Weaknesses
the KNVB
our current generation of players
>germany
>solid as fuck gks
man that made me laugh, thanks for almost getting me fired
>Country
Englel
>Strengths
CHAT
Some decent youngsters that could spring a surprise
>Weaknesses
Tabloid expectations
Woy
>country
flag
>strengths
Young team with an incredible amount of pace
Decent strikers for the first time in years
Players who ought to be able to keep possession
Most of these players haven't experienced the shitshow of previous tournaments
>weaknesses
English gutter press
Expectation and fickle tournament supporters
Questionable managerial decisions
Rooney
73 year old woodpeckers
>strengths
strong roided up muscles and manly chests
team seems better than in 2014
no capello to do subs at 90th minute
decent wingers and passer + forward duo
3 forwards instead of 1.5 in 2014
>weakness
best defender is 37 years old
average age 29 yo
1 (one) shitty DM
old benched captain
manager wants to play offensively but fails everytime
akinfeev is still numba 1
general slow and witless playstyle
keep forgetting I don't live in England any more, not flag obviously
are you just gonna pretend Neuer isn't by far the best GK in the world???
>country
WELTMEISTER
>strengths
Neuer, Müller, reliable players all around. We say Germany is some kind of "tournament team" always winning the critical matches
>weaknesses
The squad our joke of a coach actually fields.
>Euro 2016 prediction
Either champions or the tournament gets cancelled because goatfuckers
>Strengths
None
>Weakness
All of them
Is there a single country who is happy about his coach?
Not as long as they field Niggers and Goatfuckers. I guess you can relate
Hmm we don't have any goatfuckers in our 23, I guess you took all the EU quota for 2016.
We are.
>changing the whole fucking system
>not making European Championship
>not selecting players like v persie
>building "muh team" for 4 weeks a year instead of selecting best players
>not making European Championship
>let the best player in eredivisie go play for morocco by neglecting him
>not making European Championship
>"""""""""""""""""""blind""""""""""""""""""""
I am. Reminds me of the good old days and hes better than the shit we had recently.
>Country
England
>Strength
Ability to bang any nation that chats shit
>Weaknesses
None, keep chatting shit and you'll get banged
Not making the EC is probably a good thing for your team, so you can rebuild everything. Its maybe part of his plan.
See what happened to France in 1994 and 1998.
>country
flag
>strengths
well... we have nothing to lose I guess
goalkeeper if he has a good day
>weaknesses
team full of nonames
Maybe, but it doesn't make blind less of a cunt.
>Benzema
>Ribery
>all those Niggers
And we have
>Özil (god why?)
>Khedira (at least if he doesn't die of old age before)
>Emre-chan
Did you really kick out everyone else?
We really miss you. We would have also preferred to see you in the World Cup final btw.
Damn get your shit together
yup
Lel nothing will change with the current KNVB
Koller is literally the GOAT national team trainer.
>country
see flag
>strengths
Organization and movement off the ball
Marcel Koller
A free-flowing attack, that can be deadly on the counter
Europe’s most underrated CB
A left side that could tear any national team a new one
Blind understanding between the players
Players typically perform better for the nt than for their clubs
A starting XI full of half-decent players
>weaknesses
shit goalkeepers
right side isn't nearly as strong as the left one
The Austrian answer to Peter Crouch up top. He plays because there simply is no better option
A sharp drop in quality from the first team to the bench
The players can keep up with Kollers aggressive memepress for 90 minutes. God help us, if those guys have to play 120 minutes in France
Zero tactical variety
>USA
>Biggest weakness is that we're not in this competition
>biggest strength is that we're not in this competition
Sweden
Memes
Old shit players and shit tactics
But, but... you have le Ibra and I thought that makes up for a shit team
Do you live in 2012 or you are just retarded?
Karim Bellarabi is in our team
Karim Benzema is banned from your team.
Also Ribéry? Lmao he is a star in germany and refuse to speak french since 2 years.
>A left side that could tear any national team a new one
I got this covered
what are you expecting from iceland?
maybe no idea as it will be the last game and the nature of the game depends on earlier results?
switch your/our
I really don't follow Iceland, so I have basically no idea about how they play or what their strengths and weaknesses are. I do rate them over Hungary though. What I saw during their playoff match against Norway wasn't what I'd call quality football.
how are you that stupid
>Koller is literally the GOAT national team trainer.
He clearly put Austria on another level since he took your NT, great coach no doubt.
those Hungary-Norway games were so void of quality.. dreadful watch
I really didn't think about Karim Bellarabi even though he once played for my local team...
It seems like I just don't care about your N11 enough. Why is Benzema banned?
Also a guy who just played for France in 2014 because Algeria is too shitty... you can be glad you got rid of him.